All right... Got a few chapters back up.. Got so much more to do... I'M FREAKING OUT! SOMEONE GET ME THE-*SMACK*

(Better? -_-')

I guess. Anyways, here is another. And by the way, my other story, A Second Fiasco, will have a new chapter soon. After how long, my figment of imagination?

(Very long.)

Good enough.


No Perspective, Third Person Limited

As the duo traversed through the stairway, passing mark after mark of some other event that had plagued this house, Rigby stared at his new weapon with glee.

"Hey, Aaron," Rigby asked as he rose the final step. "Where'd you get all this stuff?" Aaron shrugged and pointed towards his room. Rigby didn't remember that door ever being there.. Then again, his memory was horrible. Maybe it was there, yet he never went in there. Maybe he didn't care. It didn't matter, Rigby thought as Aaron continued.

"There's more stuff in there. But you don't go in there. That's my private space.. Only me allowed." he said, squinting his eyes. Rigby felt uncomfortable with Aaron boring into him like that. It felt like a hole was being drilled into his skull.

"I got it." he said, and Aaron seemed to calm.

"Anyway.." Aaron sighed as he motioned towards Rigby's old room. "Here's where you'll be bunking. Be careful, the person you'll be bunking with.." He looked awkward, as he rubbed the side of his arm, "...well, she changed. To say the least. But in most ways, she's still the same old girl you used to know." Rigby raised his almost-white hoodie over his head, which, due to the size of the thing, lowered almost to the rim of his nose. Yet, the cloth it was made out of had a slight transparency to it, so he could could just make out his surroundings.

"I used to know her?" Rigby asked. "What a surprise." Aaron stood aside to let him in. As he entered, a woman was visible towards the corner of the room. Short, blonde hair. Short stature. Heck, almost everything was short about her. She had a hood over her head, and a black veil, almost like one a person would wear at a funeral, draped across her face. Only her eyes were visible, magnified by the large lens in her glasses. As she turned around, she spotted Rigby. Her eyes widened in shock, and they quickly darted to Aaron, who shrugged.

"Who is this?" the woman said. Her voice was high-pitched and slightly shrill, and it had a certain melancholy tone to it. Her eyes showed severe wear, but they had a intelligent glint in them. Rigby thought he knew the woman-he thought she was familiar. But the part of her face he could see discouraged him from looking any further in his search.

"Aaron," the woman repeated, "who is this? I thought I said we can't be bringing any more strangers into the house, they only wear us down." Aaron smiled.

"Yeah, maybe," he replied, a devilish smirk on his face. Rigby wasn't sure whether to inch away from Aaron or the woman. He'd be getting closer to either one. "But this one has a special something about him."

The woman had a cynical expression about her. Rigby attempted to speak, putting of the fact that the shotgun he had been given was still in his hands. Now that he thought about it, it might not even have any ammunition yet. Maybe Aaron was being a cheapskate.

"Um.." he wasn't sure what to say after pondering over his weapon for so long. "Hi?"

The woman cocked her head. "What?"

She must not be too much of a conversationalist.

"I said hi." Rigby said, afraid that she would pull a gun out of her ass at any second. "Is that okay?" The woman sidled closer, while Rigby backed away slowly. She wasn't an idiot, sadly enough for Rigby. And even worse, Rigby's fears became a reality. A small pistol, Rigby figured was a Beretta 3032 at first glance, was pointed as his feet.

"I'm getting closer for a reason, you know. It doesn't make things better when you back up like you were doing."

"I-i knew that." Rigby said quietly.

"Look," Aaron said, walking over to where the two figures inspected one another, "if you don't think he's useful, then why not at least put him to the test?" The woman glared at Aaron. Aaron put his hands up as if he was preparing to be arrested. "Or not. Whatever."

"Could I get a rain check?" Rigby said quickly. The woman pointed the Beretta back at Rigby.

"Stay there."

"Oh, come- Wait." Something finally clicked into place. The voice. The stature. Those brilliant eyes.

"Dude?" Aaron said, waving his hand in front of Rigby's face. He shook his head. That sudden realization must've put him into a trance.

"Why didn't you tell me it was Eileen, man? I was trying to decide whether to shoot her or not!"

The woman faltered instantly at the sound of "her" name. She swiftly turned around, strutted over to Rigby, and ripped the hood off of his face. Her eyes widened so horribly it seemed like her face could not support them.

"R-rigby?!" she muttered to only where he could hear. Rigby shrugged.

"I wondered how long it would take me to find someone I knew. Now I have. Took me long enough, I might add." Rigby said, cracking one of his "signature" grins. Eileen's eyes welled up as she tackled his midsection, knocking them both over with a grand hug. Aaron walked over to them and took a knee.

"You two are REALLY slow, you know that?"

Rigby tilted the shotgun to where it pointed towards Aaron's abdomen, all the while Eileen still on top of him sobbing uncontrollably.

"Don't ruin this, dude." Aaron's face contorted into a smirk.

"How you gonna shoot me?" he said, poking the end. "Last I checked, the ammo's right here." Rigby shoved Eileen over slightly to open the chamber for the shotgun shells, and sure enough, the chamber was completely empty. What Rigby found even more perplexing, though, was that Aaron was holding the shells, twiddling them around his fingers.

"How did you?.."

"None of your concern."


Well, this turned out less exciting as the last one. Hopefully the rest of the story can make up for this rushed piece of.. something.

1-13-15- (WARNING! WARNING! EDITING ALERT!)

-_- You have a point, but jeez, shut up already. Anyways, in my opinion, this is a little bit better. Hopefully you guys will agree too. Just some extra stuff to lengthen it a bit, plus showing off more of Aaron's stealth stuff.