Chapter 1

AAAAAAND I'M BACK! After, like, ONE DAY. Thank you to the one person who reviewed, Muffinmilk317! Glad you like it so far, and glad you agree with the Mary Sue thing. Gotta hate 'em, right? So, the harem starts here! Hope you guys enjoy this first chapter!

WARNING: CONTAINS TWO USELESS OCS THAT I NEVER CREATED UNTIL NOW. MARY SUES AND GARY SUES NOT INCLUDED.

KYLE'S POV

"Holy shit! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!"

I looked over at my twelve year old cousin (who acted more like a five year old to me), who had her iPhone in her hand. "What, Lilly?" I asked, skeptically. What she was gonna show me was probably something stupid, like always.

Without warning, she thrust the phone into my face. There was a picture of…a forest fire? While it's snowing? I looked up at the delicate flakes of snow floating down from above. How was that possible? Couldn't the snow put it out?

"Why are you showing me this?" I shot Lilly a confused look. She scoffed and rolled her amber eyes. "Because this isn't a natural occurrence! Something might have set it off!" she squeaked, "It could be a fire elemental or maybe even…a phoenix! Oh, that would be so kick-ass!"

"Or it could be a stupid camper." I pointed out. She could be so stupid sometimes, no scratch that, all the time. She was just so goddamn obsessed with "Supernatural" stuff, when really it was just a bunch of bullshit to me. And to think she gets straight A's at school!

We were out on a camping trip ourselves, but at least we weren't as stupid. Except for Lilly maybe. My best friend Daniel wasn't academically smart, but he was pretty clever and logical. So, in short, it meant he was the opposite of Lilly.

Not many people in my family were smart and had common sense. I was always the odd one out; even in my appearance. While I had red hair and green eyes, most of my family usually had blond hair and amber eyes. Lilly obviously showed these traits.

Daniel, however, had brown hair and blue eyes. He was pretty average. I wish I was just average like him; then I wouldn't be left out or picked on at school. I was just some short, scrawny, ginger Jew. Not a very promising combination.

So, back to the camping trip…it was just the three of us. Two ten year olds and a supernatural-obsessed twelve year old. What could go wrong? Apparently, a lot of things. But hey, at least it wasn't very far from town at least. Right?

We spent the afternoon swimming in the lake, climbing trees, all sorts of fun shit that you can do on a camping trip. It was all pretty much just fun and games; the perfect way to spend the weekend when you don't have any homework due on Monday.

That night we were all too tired to eat or anything, so we just agreed on going to bed. But for some reason, I felt uneasy. I couldn't fall asleep like Lilly and Daniel did. Something felt wrong. Suddenly I heard strange whispers from outside the tent…

What is this thing?

Why have we come here?

What's in there?

Are they alive?

I tried to ignore them, tell myself they were all just me being paranoid, but they simply got louder. Maybe if I go outside and see that no-one's there, they'll stop, I told myself. I slipped out of my Terrence and Phillip sleeping bag and crept over to the entrance of the tent.

There were two figures standing next to our tent. They both seemed to be children, about my age or so, and both boys as far as I knew. One of them was tremendously fat, and they were both taller than me…like everyone else.

I forced myself to stay still, since I was already outside the tent and couldn't risk them hearing me. What if they were thieves or something? Suddenly I noticed something on the fat one; pointed ears? They weren't cat ears, they looked more like dog ears but not exactly…wolf ears?

And I could have sworn he had a furry tail as well! The other one seemed normal enough…if it weren't for his precariously glowing eyes. They were a soft baby blue. What the hell were these people? Were they even people at all?

"I can smell humans inside, but they're probably asleep." the boy with glowing eyes muttered. "Psh. Humans are so stupid; they wander around in the scorching heat all day and then sleep through the best time to be out!" the fat wolf-boy scoffed, rudely.

Suddenly, they fell quiet. "One of them smells weird. He smells like…strawberries?" the glowing-eyed one sounded confused and uncertain. "Yeah, and he also smells a lot closer than the others…" the fat one replied suspiciously.

Shit, I've been figured out! I thought. I looked around frantically and then just dove into the tent. Faster than I thought possible, I slid back into the sleeping bag and faked that I was asleep as best as I could. My heart was beating so fast it threatened to jump out of my chest.

I heard the rustling of the tent entrance; they were looking inside the tent. "That one is awake. He probably saw us; his heart rate is a lot higher than the other ones." the fat one's gruff voice whispered. They know it was me. What would they do?

My heart was practically threatening to break through my chest with how fast it was beating. Fear painfully gripped my chest as I wondered what was going to happen to me; they were probably going to kill me or worse. I began to quiver slightly.

"Hey…" I felt someone shaking me gently. My eyes were still closed, and I didn't want to open them. "Hey, open your eyes. You don't have to be afraid of us." the voice said again. Warily, I opened one eye and then slowly opened the other.

Luminous blue eyes stared into mine, tinted with curiosity. "W-w-w-w-what are you going to do with me?" I asked, my voice shaking. The boy was extremely pale, even paler than I am. "Don't worry, we're not going to kill you." he assured me, and stretched out a red-gloved hand to me.

I could have sworn I saw glistening white fangs as he talked, but shook it off and took his hand. It felt cold. He pulled me out of my sleeping bag with a surprisingly strong grip for a kid my age. I didn't know where they were going to take me, but they'd probably kill me if I didn't follow.

He led me out of the tent, still holding my hand. "Aw, how cute Stan! Looks like you've moved on from that bitch Wendy and gotten a new girlfriend!" the fat one teased. I tensed in anger; a lot of kids from my school teased me about looking like a girl.

The larger boy laughed and rolled his eyes. "It was a joke, retard. But if it weren't for your scent, I'd of actually thought that you were a girl." he told me, smirking. I could already tell he was a douche from his the mischievous look in his honey-colored eyes.

"I'm Stan, and this is Cartman. His real name is Eric, but Cartman fits much better." the thinner one introduced him and the bulbous thing standing next to him. "I'm Kyle." I told them shyly. I was still sort of scared of these guys; I didn't even think they were human!

Cartman's ears and tail were really hard to ignore. "So…what are you guys?" I asked. "Oh, I figured you'd ask that. I'm a vampire, and he's a werewolf." Stan said. "…that explains a lot." I replied, and then paused before continuing, "You're not gonna hurt me, are you?"

Stan shook his head. "Nah, you actually reacted a lot better than every other human we've met. They ran off screaming like idiots from the moment they saw us." he assured me, laughing. Cartman just stared at me, an unreadable emotion swirling in his eyes.

Was it…hunger?

I mentally shook the idea off. Stan promised they wouldn't hurt me, I was safe. Hopefully. But I could see the same hungry look in the lanky boy's glowing eyes. Maybe they were just…hungry in general? I dunno…but they'd better not eat me.

END OF CHAPTER

Well, shit…did I just make a Twilight love triangle innuendo? Oh well, there are lots more capable semes out there for little-uke-phoenix-angel Kyle! Next we meet some other guys…who I will not be mentioning in this author's note because I'll probably forget I wrote that I'll feature them in the next chapter anyways! So I'll see you guys next chapter!

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