Dora and Boots were almost done at Rox's Department Store. They had already gotten everything for the birthday party, which her parents were welcome to:

Party hats

Napkins

Noisemakers

Tables

Chairs

Hamburger patties, buns, lettuce, tomato, pickles, etc.

Charcoal

Various sodas

A present for the Big Red Chicken

And Isa was bringing the birthday cake, so that was already taken care of.

...and they got stuff for the sleepover, which the parents were NOT invited to:

Sleeping bags and air mattresses

Ice cream

Punch ingredients

Cigars and cigarettes

Party games

Pool toys (Dora apparently has an indoor pool in the basement)

Assorted beers, wines, and liquors along with mixers for the basement bar (This will be one wild party!)

A quiet movie to fall asleep to (Transformers isn't exactly quiet enough to fall asleep to, but, well...)

An awesome karaoke machine with speakers and microphones!

Now they needed one more thing. Ten more, actually. They needed ten bottles of champagne.

"Oooh, it's really high!" said Boots.

A three-year-old girl watched the show from her living room TV.

"Will you help us find a way to get to the champagne?" Dora asked on the TV.

"SHUT THE HELL UP, DORA!" screamed the toddler.

The girl's father overheard this from the kitchen, and figured there was no point in confronting and scolding her daughter, since she did have a point.

"That's a great idea!" exclaimed Dora, obviously ignoring the little girl. "We can call Backpack and get something from her!"

"Backpack! Oh, Backpack!" yelled Dora and Boots sing-song-ingly.

Backpack opened, and things flew out of her and circled around her. This just attracted people in the aisle and all the aisles surrounding it. They had never seen such a display of gravity-defying before and had to find the "magician" behind this "antigravity stunt."

"Backpack! Backpack! Backpack! Backpack!" sang, er, screeched Backpack over all the commotion in the store.

Everyone was running towards Dora and Boots like a bull stampede! Backpack was continuing to sing though.

"I'm the Backpack loaded up with things and knickknacks too!"

"OUCH! MY EARS!" Boots was screaming.

Dora was getting more and more stressed as the people in the store started to surround her. She was getting madder than heck, and she pulled out her shotgun.

"Anything that you might need - MY GOD!" Backpack suddenly stopped singing as she heard a gun cock and see one go up to her mouth.

Then the trigger was pulled. But Backpack hopped away, and the bullet ricocheted off a bottle of beer and hit a man in the stampede. Blood went everywhere, and with a groan, he fell to the ground, either dead or unconscious.

"THAT'S IT!" said Dora, getting an idea.

So Dora and Boots shot everyone in that part of the store. Blood spewed all over the place. Brains and bloody, pus-y internal organs splattered on the floor and shelves, automatically making even the finest delicacies in those aisles look unappetizing. Dead bodies blocked shoppers' paths and stunk up the whole store as they fermented.

Luckily for them, a voice came over the intercom.

"Spill in aisles 12 and 13!"

And a store employee quickly swept up the mess.

Then Dora put her plan into action. "Count with us!" she told the kids.

"Dora is a stupe, right, Daddy?" The three-year-old was talking to her dad. All of a sudden, her big sister, who attended first grade, burst out crying, but only because her name was Dora, too.

Anyway, this is how the plan worked: Dora would shoot at a shelf, causing it to shake and a bottle of champagne to fall off the shelf. Dora caught them all in the shopping cart while they counted...

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine..."

But after the tenth bullet fired at the shelves, the last bottle of champagne didn't fall. Dora tried again but it missed and flew over the shelves into the next aisle.

A woman was walking down the aisle looking for certain bagels while her daughter walked behind her. Then the bullet hit the lady and got lodged in her heart. Blood sprayed everywhere and she screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" before tipping over and landing with a large THUD.

"Moooomeeeeeeee!" screamed her bawling preschooler.

Luckily for Dora and Boots, that loud thudding noise made the shelves start to shake. The last bottle of champagne dropped into the shopping cart.

"...ten! Yes!" they said, high-fiving.

Now all they had to do was check out. But as they were on the escalator going down to the first floor, Dora realized something.

Dora was NOT 21 and she could NOT purchase alcohol or tobacco.

She decided she'd just sneak them out of the store and steal them. But how? She decided she'd put the alcoholic and tobacco products in a different shopping cart, a cart the cashier didn't know about. Then, while she wasn't looking, Dora could kick the cart out the door! But how to distract the cashier?

Then she got the best idea she'd ever had!

As they stood in line, Dora handed Boots two shiny red objects. "Boots, these are my old tap dancing shoes from when I took dance," said Dora. "Use them to distract everyone."

Boots was thrilled. "Yay, they're red, just like my boots!" cheered Boots, delighted.

Dora paid for everything in her three shopping carts that didn't have alcohol or tobacco in them with Enrique's credit card; the bill racked up to about $3,672.76.

"Dang, that's a lot of money!" said Dora. "Boots, take some stuff and put it back!"

But when Boots tried to put some things back, Dora got really upset, causing her to randomly blurt out and scream:

"DON'T PUT THE ROOT BEER BACK!"

Dora ended up paying the whole $3,672.76. Sure, Enrique may be a deadbeat, but that doesn't mean he has a good job, so I hope this total of the bill doesn't affect anything. Dora then signaled for Boots to go into action.

Soon Boots was click-clacking on top of the checkout counter and all eyes were on him. Meanwhile, Dora took a grocery cart, and stuffed the alcohol and tobacco products in them. But Boots was so good at tap-dancing, she just had to take her eyes off what she was doing, and the cart rolled out the door and into the parking lot.

There was a loud crash as a car's alarm went crazy.

Everyone ran outside.

Lilia, the cashier, gasped. "My car!" she shrieked. Dora's shopping cart had rolled into the parking lot and collided with Lilia's parked CRV, making a huge dent in it.

Boots shuffled and flapped outside. "Oohhh..." he moaned, seeing the accident.

"Whose cart is this?" demanded Lilia. Everyone denied, saying they hadn't bought anything like that today. Soon Dora was the only one who hadn't said anything.

"Little girl, did you do this?" said Lilia.

"Um... NO!" yelled Dora. She then pushed the shopping cart, causing it to start to roll. As it picked up speed, Dora hopped into it. The cart rolled out of the parking lot and into the street. Lilia got into her damaged car and started it.

Dora rolled down the street. She had to lean to one side to steer. The cashier was coming up fast, so Dora had to make sure that she kept going downhill, or the cart would stop. The street ended up ahead, and the cashier's CRV was getting closer and closer. So, instead of turning, she let the cart go straight up a walkway leading to a ranch house. The door was closed, and Dora shot right through it. The house was only one room wide so Dora went straight through it, to the backyard, leaving the house a disaster. When she rolled through the garden, unripe carrots were strewn everywhere, and flowers were ruined.

After ruining several backyards, Dora saw another street. She broke through the fence and went through a red light. On one corner was a fireworks store, on another, a gas station. A ten-ton weight dangled from a crane in a construction site in another. Cars attempted to skid to a stop, but they all just crashed in the middle of the intersection, causing a fire.

Lilia was so far away from Dora now because she had to go around, and she got stuck in the accident. A petrol tanker swerved trying to avoid the car pile-up, but it crashed into the gas station. A fire started when the tanker crashed, and there was an explosion, sending the tanker flying into the air! A chain of little explosions followed. The impact of all those explosions caused the weight on the crane to start swaying back and forth, and it did that for a while, knocking cars and trucks out of the way when the weight hit them. As all this happened, all the smoke and fire from the accident somehow made its way into the fireworks store. The car accidents and destructions caused by Dora were gruesome, but at least the fireworks show that followed was very pretty!

Dora got away scot-free and unharmed that day. Don't worry, Boots took all the rest of the party stuff home for Dora. Remember, we need ideas for Truth or Dare, people!