Sorry if you thought the first five chapters were "boring." That's why I added a few funny bits. But things will get better with the sleepover! Remember I need truth or Dare ideas, everyone! The first four have to be swimming pool related, though! So get your ideas ready!
It was time for the sleepover. Dora and her three other friends were in the basement. They were all drinking punch. Dora was adding vodka to hers!
Soon, Dora was drunk. And no one liked Dora when she was drunk.
"Hey, Isa! I got...some...Pinot Noir right here if you...LICK MY BUTTHOLE!"
"Ew! No!" Isa shoved Dora away.
Dora didn't know what to do! The guests at the sleepover were getting unhappy! (Of course Dora didn't know that she was the one making everyone unhappy with her drunkenness.) She decided to spice things up by adding something to the punch. After deciding adding booze was too cliche, she took a rotted fetus out of her pocket. It was about the size of a strawberry. She had made love with Boots a couple months ago, and had gotten an abortion on Wednesday. So she put that in the punch to spike it.
About that time, Mami came walking downstairs. When she saw the punch, she decided she had to have some.
"Mmm! This looks good!" she said, taking the punch ladle and scooping some punch, along with the dead fetus, into a cup. But when she took a sip, she winced and started to choke. She tried to swallow the fetus with the punch and now she was choking. Dora laughed and laughed. Mami finally coughed it back up, and it landed in her hand. Dora laughed herself silly. Mami took a good look at what was in her hand, and then, after she realized what it was, let out a bloodcurdling scream and threw the object she was was choking on up into the air! Dora laughed even harder!
"AAAAHHH!¡!¡! Ohmigawd!"
The fetus landed right back in the punch bowl with a nice little splash.
Everyone peered over the punch bowl. The boys gagged and said "Eww." Isa murmured, "Is that an alien?"
"Dora, is that a fetus in the punch bowl?" Mami asked, trying to stay calm.
Dora laughed slurringly and got onto her hands and knees. "Get on top, Mami!" she yelled drunkenly.
A few minutes later, after some arguing, Dora had taken care of everything. Mami and Papi were safe and sound tied to the back of the furnace in the unexcavated part of the basement, and it was time to REALLY party now! Whoo!