The night was getting really fun - it was almost time for karaoke! Dora was at the punch bowl, sneaking some gin and LSD tablets into the punch; she knew that spiking the punch would make things like karaoke much more fun!
"It's a shame that Tico couldn't make it to the sleepover party," said Benny sadly.
"You want some punch to make you feel better?" Dora suggested, starting to spoon punch into glasses.
No one noticed that the punch tasted different, and when it was time for karaoke, everyone was excited. Isa was singing Eninem's smash hit where his dream is to slash his dad's throat. Dora lay on the couch smoking marijuana, and Benny was drinking whiskey while Boots served him.
Pretty soon, the basement was a total disaster. Everyone had gotten high, and the pictures on the wall had gotten crooked. Bottles were everywhere. By 10:30, Boots was tapping away to 80s techno music while adding a few breakdancing moves. The music was on full blast, and soon someone was outside the house banging on the front door upstairs.
"¿Qué está pasando aquí?" a voice shouted outside. ("WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!?")
In the basement, Benny was penetrating Dora's hymen and his wiener was about to blow up like a volcano.
"Whoo'oo!" slurred Benny. "Three, two, one, launch!"
"Squir' id up my birth canal, Bennay!" yelled Dora, as cum went everywhere and semen squeezed into an egg, which almost immediately started to grow and take the shape of a human.
The front door upstairs got kicked down and purple feet ran down the stairs, followed by a rainbow coat and an upset-looking head.
"Oh, Dios mío!" screamed Tico. "¿Qué demonios?" ("OMG! WTH?!")
It was a catastrophe.
The volume on the music was cranked up really high, Dora and Benny were making babies, and Dora was smoking marijuana at the same time.
Isa was singing Eninem as Boots tap-danced while drinking a bottle of beer.
Backpack was on the table, waltzing the tango with...a lamp? With no lampshade. Where was it? Right on top of Backpack's head, that's where! Tico thought that was just weird.
The Fiesta Trio had somehow snuck into the sleepover and were now bouncing around on the walls, unstraightening portraits and cracking them a little too.
Map had a hat on and was breakdancing. He was spinning into everything. He landed on Isa's head and began to spin so fast he ground through her skull and into her brain. Isa started to scream in pain, then twitch and slap herself in in the face uncontrollably.
Finally, Map spun out of Isa's foot, and now there was a tunnel that went right through Isa. Then she tipped over, and she had her tongue out and she was unconscious. Fortunately, Backpack's knowledge of sewing and cardiopulmonary resuscitation saved Isa's life.
The Big Red Chicken was running around the room into walls with a joint of weed in his mouth, squawking, "BAWK! YOU SUCK! SCREW EVERYBODY!"
Bottles were where you could step on them and roll into a wall. Tico was outraged at all this! He decided he'd have to stop this once and for all!
He walked over to the stereo and unplugged it. The music ceased and Tico screamed, "Todo el mundo quieto!" ("Everybody freeze!")
And everyone instantly quieted down.
Benny, who was currently licking cum off Dora's crotch and getting her all cleaned up, let go of Dora's pussy and looked up at Tico. "Two questions: What are you doing here, and what's the matter with you anyways?"
"Lo que en el frito Sam Hill es el significado de todo esto?" shouted the enraged squirrel. ("What in the deep fried Sam Hill is the meaning of all this?")
"Calm down," said Benny, "and have some food. It's over there on the tables next to the wetbar."
The food was a little stale, but it was still good, and it sort of cheered Tico up a little. Then Backpack hopped over to the table to get some punch. Mmm, it looked so good.
Backpack saw Tico lick his lips and said, "Here, have some, as she got Tico a cup of punch. "It's the best doggone punch you've ever tasted!"
But, upon taking a big sip of punch, Tico found that it tasted a lot like gasoline! He did a spit-take, and then he threw up right into the sink.
After sniffing his cup of punch, Tico knew something was up. It smelled like gin. That was a dumb, stupid thing to do, adding liquor to the punch! Tico decided he'd better take a closer look. There, floating in his cup, was a half-dissolved LSD tablet. Since Tico didn't get a look inside the punch bowl before, he decided he'd better now! And when he did, he saw what looked like a tiny fetus. He walked over to the couch where Dora and Benny were doing each other. They were acting really weird.
"Oh, no, I've got a hole in my balloon," cried Dora, spreading her legs to make her slit open up wide. "And it's getting bigger! Benny, save me before I land in Crocodile Lake and get eaten by crocodiles!"
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" Benny yelled, breaking off a piece of yellow tape.
"Sticky tape! Sticky tape! Sticky tape!" chanted Isa and Boots, as Benny took the sticky tape and stuck it on her genitals, patching the "hole." "Yaaay!" cheered Boots and Isa.
"Yay, I'm not falling anymore!" shouted Dora exuberantly. Then, Benny whipped out his dinky and was about to move to Dora's butt before they got interrupted.
"Dora, pusiste licor y pastillas de LSD en el ponche de frutas?" Tico asked Dora. "Y es que un feto muerto flotando en el tazón de ponche?" ("Dora, did you put liquor and LSD tablets in the fruit punch? And is that a dead fetus floating in the punch bowl?")
"Tico, I'm so glad you're here!" Dora grabbed Tico's colorful coat coat and took it off. "Wanna join us?" she said seductively.
"No," said Tico, snatching his coat from Dora's grip and putting it back on. Dora had pulled Tico's coat off a little too forcefully, and now there was a rip in the back of it!
"Oh, are you depressed, Tico?" she asked the purple rodent. "Don't worry; I know what'll make you feel better!"
She proceeded to light a bong, suck on it for a few seconds, and then blow a cloud of pot smoke right in Tico's face! Tico coughed. Dora was being very rude!
"Esta será una noche larga," sighed Tico. ("This will be a long night.")