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sorry i was late in updating
i won't be so late in the future i promise you
4. the library incident
harry was having a very weird day..
everyone was staring at him, as if they were hypnotized at the sight of him or something
dean tomas was blushing everytime he looked at harry, and zacharias smith hadn't insulted harry all day ( not to mention malfoy had offered him the most expensive honeydukes chocolate bars)
but he couldn't think about that now, he had to concentrate on the piles of homework infront of him
he was in the library, ron on his left.(hermione was busy in the great hall handing out leaflets for S.P.E.W)
while ron was groaning about his transfiguration essay, harry was busy with divination
he couldn't tell between neptune and uranus and it was difficult to make star charts for predictions when you have almost no knowledge about the planets
it didn't help that professor trelawny grew suspicious of harry and rons predictions, so she learned legillimency from snape and could read harry and rons mind, so they couldn't make up predictions any more, so they had to stick to finding and seeing the planets on their own using their inner eye
he glanced at lavender brown, who was on his left and busy drawing a heart on her finished star chart with the letters H.P in them
harry guessed the letters meant health potions or whatever and asked her quietly ' hey lavender, can you help me see uranus?"
she looked at him, and stared for a full 30 seconds, which really creeped harry out.
then she started to giggle hysterically
harry made a sssshhhhing movement with his indexfinger and looked at the main desk, where madam pince, the librarian was sitting
he knew full well that madam pince would skin them alive if they made any noise higher than 20dB
lavender stopped and started to hiccup a little
'okay' she whispered' follow me'
'sorry' whispered harry 'i kind of need it now.'
she gaped at him
'here?'she said 'now?'
'yeah'
'well,,,um... okay :3 'she said
then she started to take off her robes
"what...are ...you...doing!' whispered harry frantically..
'you wanted help seeing my anus' lavender said matter of factly
'no i meant i needed help seeing ura-'
harry was looking around frantically, trying to call for help.
just as lavender lowered her underwear, ron looked up
"HEY!HOW DARE YOU FLIRT WITH HARRY!" ron shouted so loud he turned on CAPLOCKS!
and with that, he pushed lavender's butt so she fell on her face
harry winced
lavender looked at ron, looking kind of pissed off
'oh yeah? she whispered 'who are you to say what i can and can't do infront of harry?'
"i'm his BOYFRIEND!" shouted ron his arms around harry.
harry couldn't do much other than stuttering
"wha,,,,ron...my...wha?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"screamed madam pince behind them, and they jumped
everyone was looking at them( harry had the strangest feeling that they were looking kind of jealous at ron)
lavender , who still had her underwear lowered, got up, brushed her self clean,got dressed and then, with a wink at harry and a very rude hand gesture at ron ㅗ she left
stay tuned for the next chapter A Very Moody Moody
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