I was really confused at the moment. He and his sister are famous, yet I've never heard anything about any of them. Thalia never told me anything about them, and I've never seen them on the news. But Let's be serious, who watches the news?

I guess Thalia could read my mind or something from what she said next. "They're clean babe. Nothing on them. No scandals and the pap's can't find any dirt on them. So, no articles on the Jackson children. Plus, no one wants to read boring shit."

I tried to listen to her explanation about the mini Jacksons, but my head hurt from the information overload. Perseus Jackson was a male model, top in the states from what I could tell. I kissed a model. I gave my number to a model. I even talked to a model.

What is happening to my oh-so-boring life?

Of course seconds later, I was hyperventilating. I'm pretty sure you would too if you were in this situation. After my hyperventilation, it was a panic attack. I was having a panic attack after finding out I kissed a model.

Normal right?

Right?

"Beth, babe. Are you okay?" Thanks for asking the most obvious question Thals. "Your face is turning red." Again, thanks for stating the obvious Thalia.

"Hyper-" Breath in, "ventilating." Out. "Slight-" In, "panic attack." There goes the squeaking.

Oh look, dark spots. I'm pretty sure that's bad.

"Paper bag! NOW!" Ah, look. She's yelling. "She's gonna pass out. I mean look at her face!" Now she seems a little too excited I'm scared for that poor soul.

Fortunately, a very kind old lady heard Thalia's screams, and she dumped her groceries out and rushed to give me the bag.

Slowly breathing in and out, I calmed down soon enough. I hope my face wasn't tomato red anymore.

"Thank you, really." Thalia breathed out. "Sorry about your bag though."

"It's fine dear. Only thing that really matters at this moment is her health." She turned towards me, "Are you okay dear?"

"I'm fine." I smiled at the old woman in front of me.

The lady left soon, after double checking I was fine. Thalia looked at me. "Are you really fine?"

"Yeah. It's just the information handed to me was just too much to handle." I admitted, laughing softly. Thalia nodded, understandingly.

"Of course it's too much to handle. Your practically dating Perseus Jackson!" She squealed. She then turned to the people at surrounding tables..

"Hey, you see this girl? She's going to be Lake Jackson's sister!"

And that's how I met your mother.

Nah fam. That's how we got kicked out. That and a few more reasons plus complaints.