Chapter 3-Intero-I mean Questioning~

Author Notes: So yes, way different then chapters 1 and 2...why? Because we're taking a couple guys from the game. And asking them questions about their girls and their relationship! Coming to join us Is...Zhuge Liang and Meng Huo.

Zhuge Liang: Hello. What Can I do to help?

Meng Huo: Hey! Where are we?!

Author: Mystical land of the author. At the moment it's blank because I'm going to be asking questions. Pretty easy ones at that~ Do either object?

Meng Huo: No sweat! I'll do it!

Zhuge Liang: I'll take your word for it and answer your questions.

Mako: Ok all~ Question one for both. How did you Meet the loves of your lives? Let's start with you Sleeping Dragon.

Zhuge Liang:

Very well. My wife Yue Ying and I met by chance really. Her father had called for marriage when she was of age. Many suitors came and visited her but all were either rejected or left.

She did not look like most girls. She was tall and had auburn red hair. To most people those are unattractive traits. In addition to that she is most intelligent.

Learning the skills of astrology and engineering. She studied mathematics and geography. Breaking traditional roots of the average woman. Hearing the rumors of her wisdom, I paid her and her father a visit.

I was rather impressed and respectful of her talents. We conversed for many hours. Her personality was refreshing and enlightening to me. I immediately asked for her hand, of which she accepted. We have been together ever since.

Meng Huo:

In the Nanman Tribe we're a group of warriors. The Nanman women are trained from a young age in the arts of fighting. She was always training and doing whatever she needed to for our people.

She has a bit of a temper but she's really passionate and loyal to her family. She's strong courageous and beautiful. I fought and skinned 4 tigers as gifts and proposed.

She had always been by my side. Even when we were being invaded by the northerners. Despite the odds, she risked her life time and time again to help in the war.

Mako: Wow. I can tell both of you love your wives very much ^_^ Now another question..

Cao Pi: What is the meaning of you simply asking Them!?

Sima Yi: Only an imbecile would ask these two fools about their lovers. Nothing of importance or special.

Mako:(This is why I don't like them…) I am asking them...not you two...

Meng Huo: YOU! I remember you! Grrr you tried to kill my wife!

Zhuge Liang: Wei invaded Nanman as well? I don't remember that.

Mako: It's no surprise you don't recall the event, because this took place in DW 5 Xtreme Legends. The level where Sima Yi invades Nanman territory was after Zhuge Liang dies in the game. (i think…) You play as Zhu Rong or Meng Huo until you beat the level.

Zhuge Liang: Ah that makes sense.

Sima Yi: We have just as much right to answer questions too!

Cao Pi: You don't like Wei, so you're being biased as an author! You gave Wu two chapters! And now you're having a chapter for Savages and Shu?

Mako: Sima Yi I haven't played DW8 yet and from the readings of other fanfics you marriage was when your bride was 13. Not to mention in the cutscenes you were a wimp(as people called you a "hen pecked husband.") and anyways I hate you from playing dw5.

As far as you Cao Pi, english dub which i stand by pronounces you Cow Pee..enough said. And...no one wants to listen to you say that you met your wife while she was already married and your enemy.

You beat the crap out of her in Guan Du or if you're Zhen Ji she beats the crap out of you... Anyways I also don't like Zhen ji (no offense to those who do…) Anyways if you people were patient you would've found yourselves in future chapters!

Zhuge Liang/Sima Yi: *Glare at one another*

Meng Huo: *growls…* I'll rip you in half for you trying to take my home!

Cao Pi: *Goes to battle stance* Come on then you beast!

Mako: Really? I didn't even get 2 questions in...and already you guys are at each others throats. Ok you know what? *Summons fire.* You piss me off, i set you aflame...and I'll guarantee i'll enjoy turning you to charcoal. But for all sake of fairness these two can stay...

Zhuge Liang/ Meng Huo: …!

Sima Yi/Cao Pi: *Smirks*

Mako: (Maybe they won't kill each other if i give them easy questions to answer. Or better yet I get to kill them~) Next Question...What is your wife's favorite hobby?

Sima Yi: Cooking.

Cao Pi: Playing her flute outdoors.

Meng Huo: Teaching the kids to be warriors.

Zhuge Liang: Working on her latest invention.

Mako: Interesting hobbies. Our newest question is-

Sima Yi: What abominable hobbies your wives have! Though I should've expected as such from a tribe of barbarians and Shu.

Cao Pi: Quite. Surely you spouses understands class?

Mako: Ack! Let's not go there...

Zhuge Liang: She's absolutely right. For at least what our wives are happy doing is a good cause for the ongoing war. And who's to say she(Mako) doesn't do these hobbies?

Meng Huo: Yeah you're insulting Mako cause she can't play music or cook! But she can fight and make stuff!

Zhuge Liang/Sima Yi/Cao Pi: …

Mako: …*Throws fireballs at all but the Sleeping Dragon…* I can play instruments if given the time and practice, but I don't have the passion pizzaz.

(Ex: i've played...flute, guitar, piano/keyboard, xylophone and i was taught all in class...of course when class for those instruments ended...there went my practice time and challenges so i have not played them for quite some time…)

I Can Cook! I can bake, do stuff like pasta, stir fries, and breakfasts...Don't expect me to be able to make 5 star stuff from scratch But i'm also lazy...and my moms cooking is way better.

I have 4 nieces...my patience has limits, but I did take martial arts in middle school for a few years and i took a self defense course in high school. Me being the weapon and martial arts junkie i am...I still practice though i don't go anymore.

Not the best with math...or mechanical science. So engineering and inventing...not my thing, which is why i respect those who do. Sima Yi and Cao Pi, your obnoxious tone and snarky comments annoy me. And Meng Huo you just dug yourself a grave.

Sima Yi: How come you didn't burn him!? *Points at Zhuge Liang*

Mako: HE DIDN'T PISS ME OFF! (Is it me or out of all of them we can tell why he was considered the man with the plan...because he's keeping his mouth shut and isn't insulting me…)

Cao Pi: You're being bias again.

Mako: This session is officially over -_-' Now excuse me as I have some corpses to burn.

Sen: Wahoo For once I'm not included~ Makoooo-Chan! Can I stabby stabby?!

Mako: When the heck did you get here?!

Sen: I have my ways. Now can I huh? Huh!? HUH! *Unsheathes bone dagger…*

Mako: Eh...why not? Go for it…*hears screaming and hysterical laughter…* With that I'm ending the session…It WAS supposed to be a nice little chitchat about romance but as you can clearly see...that's not happening. Hopefully the next drabble will be better.

Sen: DIE! AHAHAHMUAHAHAHAHAH! DIE DIE DIE DIE!~ STABBY!~

Mako: ...Yeah. A lot better. Later all Tchao for now ^_^'...0_0. ACK NO SEN NOT ZHUGE LIANG HE'S THE GOOD GUY NO KILLY!

Sen: Which one is that again Mako? The only faction i really know about is Wu and only Shang Xiang and Ce…

Mako: -_-' Figures…(he likes sun ce's weapons and after playing dw8 loved his personality and such...of course he knows SSX cause of me…in his defense...we just got the game only a few days ago...) Baka! He's the one in green and white!

Sen: Ehe...whoops…*turns his attention away from him(Who was nearly Shish kebabed...) to the remaining three…* Cover your eyes Mako. This is gonna be messy *grins*

Mako: THIS IS THE END OF THIS CHAPTER BEFORE WE'RE MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE...AND BY WE I MEAN ME!