A/N: Just to clarify, the snippet before this one is NOT originally mine. It's LuvlyladyLexi's which I am still wondering whether or not I will revive it. IF I will, big IF, then somethings will change. Like the early smut. I don't hate smut, but think it should be done when they're both a little older than they were on the preview. And Stoick, definitely will not make him a COMPLETE JERK. At first, maybe he'll be jerky, but I don't want it to be throughout the end.

Anyway, so much for that, this snippet is a Hotel Transylvania!au. Adapting once again THE CRIPPLED DRAKE's concept, Hiccup and Stoick are drakes, Berk is just like it's regular island self. Except Jack initially thinks it's an amusement park. Oh, and they no longer really float around on Drake form. And not only is it a village, but a refuge and only sanctuary left for Mythics and legendary figures. So yeah. Anyone who wants to adopt this idea into a multichap, just tell me. I'll be perfectly fine with it.

Disclaimer, I don't own anything.

Hotel Transylvania!au Snippets

[You're Old enough]

"I don't know about this, Toothless, you know how dad is with me. I'm not even sure he's fully convince I'm his son, I mean, look at me, he could be all like," he cleared his throat. "'Excuse me Barmaid, 'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side, this here, this is a talking fishbone!' when I was born!"

Toothless narrowed his eyes, unamused, Just do it.

"Fiiiine," Hiccup looks at Toothless, exhaling. The dragon cocks his head curiously. "Okay bud, ready? Here goes," he took on a more firm, stern tone, imitating his. "'Dad, you said when I turn three hundred and sixteen, I could go out into the world like every other Mythics that gets to come and go from this island'" he changes his tone to a rougher accent that resembles Stoick's. "'Hiccup, what're you saying, you're too weak and scrawny, you have to stay out of sight, blah, blah, blah.'" he went back to his voice. "'Dad, thirty years ago, you promised. We were both in Dragon forms, eating icelandic cod with Toothless and Thornado, when you specifically said you gave me your word...'"

...

"It's a good weather today, son, what you say we go out fishing like old times?"

"Dad," Hiccup sighs. "for once in your life will you just listen to me? There's something we have to talk about."

Stoick smirked, standing dignified, albeit knowingly. "You want to go explore places outside Berk, you can."

"AHA!" Hiccup whirled on his father, pointing an accusing finger. "I knew you were going to say that! But dad, you gave me your word. You know that I know that a Drake's word is sacred when in Dragon form, that the trust is the core of our-" he pauses and replays the response to his mind. "-wait, what?"

"I said you can go."

Hiccup pouts, crossing his arms. "You're messin' with me,"

"No, no, no, no." Stoick raises his hands in defense. "you're old enough to participate in Dragon races, you're old enough to make your own choices. You can go,"

Hiccup broke into a grin. "Thor Almighty, yeah!" he threw a fist into the air before launching himself into his father's arms. Stoick blinked, not expecting such enthusiasm.

Hiccup pulled away, and rushed to his bed, pulling something from under, a satchel, and stuffing it with a bunch of books of blank papers, his pencil, and a jar for drinking water from, giggling like an excited girl the whole time.

"Come on bud, let's go!" he grinned, slinging the satchel on his person and hopping on to Toothless, who look ready for take off.

Stoick jumped on that. "Woah, wait a second, stop! Where are you going?"

"Uhh," Hiccup looked blankly. "oh, I'm planning to map out the world."

Stoick raised a brow. "Come again?"

"Yeah, make maps. You know, like mom was doing before you two met." Hiccup smiled crookedly, taking a book off his satchel, going through the pages, and opening it to a particular page of an island with a heart drew around an area of the island. "see? I want to maybe find my own... Well, you know. Aunt Thiana said something in you two just... sparked."

Stoick smiled at the memory, a small flush rising to his cheeks. "I don't know if it was just a spark," he shook his head, and went back to the matter in hand. "where did you get that?"

"From behind one of your shield displays," Hiccup is a bit chagrined, but he continues. Toothless is getting impatient, but for now, the two Drakes ignore him. "why won't you ever tell me how you and mom met?"

"I actually had to go through Old Wrinkly first..."

"Ol-who now?"

Stoick dodges the question. "Look Hiccup," he started, "I know you're excited, but you can't just go, everybody has gone through great lengths to prepare and see you for your birthday."

"I know, they always do," Hiccup groaned, getting off of Toothless, much to the dragon's disappointment. He leaned against him instead. "but I kinda wanted to do something different this year. I really want to see new things, maybe meet someone my age who gets me at last, y'know? Cause let's face it, I don't fit in with the other Drakes my age here."

Stoick sighs. "Okay, there's an Isle inhabited by humans just a little ways past Berk shores. You could go there and be back in thirty minutes, no more but there can be less. It should be 'nough for your first time."

"Well," Hiccup sighs, blowing on his bangs, "it's not the world, but I guess it's still..." he beams slowly. "... technically outside Berk... Okay, okay!"

...

[Spark in First Sight]

"Oh honey, I'm fine, I was just surprised." Tooth said as Hiccup assisted her down the steps of the Chief's manor since she was pregnant. "I thought you were still outside of Berk."

Hiccup smiled tightly, clearly not noticing the havoc outside the manor gates. "Oh, no, I don't know why I ever wanted to leave. The human world is just so..." he searched for a more manly reaction. "... boring."

That's when the brown-haired human with blue eyes decided to fall from the Skrill and fall unto Hiccup, who yelped, tripping on himself and they both tumbled down the steps, while Tooth was luckily still safe.

"Oooooh," The boys both moaned, holding their heads. Hiccup raised his head, the same time the boy had, and his eyes widened. The boy was the same, blue sapphires meeting green emeralds.

And something just lit up within those eyes.

...

[How old are you?]

"Oh look, are those big ears?" Stoick grinned at Hiccup while supposedly speaking to Jack, before muttering heatedly under his breath to Jack, threateningly. "play along if you ever want to see your hoodie again."

Jack smiled nervously. "Heh, oh!" he blinked, seeing the Hiccup in his dragon form reform to his Drake self. "Wow! So wait," he completely forgot he was in Stoick's clutches. "you didn't have any clothes on when you were a dragon? Or are the clothes the scales?"

"Uhh," Hiccup made a look, wondering about the question himself, before choosing to ignore it. "who IS this?"

Stoick clutched on Jack, trying to act normal. "Son, see, it's your birthday. And you know that I want it to be perfect, so, I, uh, needed some help." he grinned, gesturing to Jack, who smiled easily.

Hiccup looks unconvinced. "YOU needed help?"

"Yeah, I am well-capable of overseeing the preparations, but I thought it would spice things up if someone closer to your age plans the par-"

Hiccup beamed, jumping to that. "You're my age?!"

"Sure," Jack chuckled, before pausing, sizing up Hiccup... literally. He seemed a bit tiny to be his age exactly. "well, how old are you?"

Hiccup shrugged. "Three hundred and sixteen."

Jack gawked. "THREE HUNDRED AND-" he was roughly elbowed by Stoick, and grunted in pain. But he caught on fast. "-ergh, yeaaah... I'm three-seventeen (317)."

"Really?"

"M-hm..."

...

[What's in a Name?]

"Hey."

"Woah!"

"What are you doing here? I thought you were planning." by the way he punctuated the word, it was clear that Hiccup knew Jack really wasn't here initially for that.

Jack chuckled nervously, rubbing his neck, thinking of a good change of subject. "I, uh, never caught your name."

"My name's Hamish, but I usually go by Hiccup."

Jack smiled. "Hamish? Sounds unique. But, uh, Hiccup? Sounds like you got a bad case of hiccoughs." he teased.

"I know but it's not the worse name. My mom picked out the Hamish name, though." Hiccup told Jack, before continuing. "Sooo, are you gonna tell me your name?"

Jack blinked at that. "My name? Oh, uh, good question," he tried to come up with something mythical. "well, obviously I'm..." he noticed the white hair Stoick forced him upon. "... Jokul Frosti," he grinned coolly, leaning against a tree.

"No you're not," Hiccup smirked, and Jack flinched. "Jokul Frosti looks like an Old man, hence the title Old man winter, and he's also the cousin of Uncle North, the gentleman over there." the brunette gestured North who was arguing with Aster. "Although Uncle Jokul couldn't make it today."

Jack didn't even try to keep up, and simply said, "Riiight, of course he's your Uncle..." he said wearily. Hiccup looked back at him, still waiting for the name. "See, I'm not the Jokul Frosti... I'm actually..." he face-palmed, trying not to panic. Then, it clicked. "... his descendant... Jack Frost?"

"Jack Frost?"

Suddenly, a Terrible Terror landed on Hiccup's head. Jack screamed in shock, moving away from the brunette fast and crashing landing on an ice sculpture.

Everyone stared at him. "Who the bloody hell is that?" Aster raised a brow.

"Bwaagarguh!" Phil stepped towards Jack, Stoick got in the way fast.

Jack swallowed, muttering. "Woah, are these Mythics gonna kill me?"

"Not as long as they think you're a Mythics."

"Huh, that's kinda racist."

"We'll talk later."

Jack cleared his throat. "H-he-hey everyone, I'm... uh... I'm..."

"You forgot already, dork?" Hiccup smirked, stepping beside Jack. "you're North's... Nephew? Yeah, that."

Stoick jumped on that. "Yes, yes."

"Huh?" North raised a brow. "I have no Nephew."

Stoick shook his head. "No, no you do. He's your nephew..."

"... great, great Nephew, in uhh... Jokul Frosti's side." Jack squeaked.

Gobber blinked. "Jokul has a grandson?"

"Uh, see, if he was here, Jokul would tell you that-" Stoick kept glancing towards Jack. "-he had an affair with a mortal..."

Jack continued, trying to make the story along as they go. "who had kids,"

"and her kids had kids who had Jack..."

"...And I uh made human kids believe in uh dad...? so he could keep existing... So he granted me ... immortality."

Stoick and Jack grinned nervously.

"... Okay." North shrugged, going over to Jack and giving him a back-crushing hug, making the boy grunt and Hiccup snicker. "great to meet you, nephew."

...

[Choco-coal, Heat intolerant]

"Look son, I brought you your favorite, Choco-coal." Stoick gave Hiccup a plate of a ball of something that resembled a burning charcoal to Jack.

Hiccup beamed. "Thanks dad!" he took the plate and held it in front of Jack, who blinked, as he took it. "Jack, try some choco-coal. It's awesome."

"Oh, uh, great, but uh, I'm part winter spirit..." Jack swallowed nervously, not wanting to digest a burning coal. He had a feeling it would give him bad gas, (if you know what I mean.) "and we're heat-intolerant, so polite pass."

...

[Guardian of Fun]

"Oh you done it this time, lad, I told you to take things down. You'll ruin everything if they find out."

Jack grumbled. "Maybe you're just jealous that people are finally having fun and I caused it and you didn't,"

"OHHH, that was not fun. There was no order!"

"Do you even know what fun is?"

"I invented fun!"

"Well, I perfected it! Hell, I should be the Guardian of fun and protect it from you!"

...

[For Love]

"I hid this island for my love, to protect her child." Stoick said solemnly, walking towards a gloomy Jack. "as a father, you do everything to protect your family, even if it means breaking their trust." he sighs deeply. "but now, Hiccup has feelings for you."

Jack's face lit up. "What?" then he caught himself. "I mean-I just..." he fumbled for words, but just ended up thinking of an adorable Hiccup in his arms and kissing him. He sighed dreamily. "Awesome."

"It's all right, you're a good one." Stoick smiled weakly. "if the world was different, maybe it could be possible."

Jack frowned up at the man. "Stoick, this is the 21st centure, people aren't the same from what they were back then."

"Can you tell me for certain that if we go out of hiding, no one would hunt us down and kill us?" Stoick asked. "No one?"

Jack looked dejected. "No... You're right... I'll go for good this time. You can just tell everyone something came up or Phil ate me or something..."

"No, no, I don't want to ruin his birthday. You can sneak out when the celebration's over, Jackson."

Jack sighed. "I'm sorry... The last thing I wanted was to hurt him... Or you."

...

[You're a Freak]

Hiccup frowned as he approached Jack, one side of his hair white and the other was fading to its original brown. "Is it true, are you human?"

"Yees," Jack winced out sighing dejectedly. "I'm sorry."

Hiccup looked sad, then he desperately embraced Jack. "I don't care. I still wanna be with you."

"Huh..." Jack smiled softly, relieved. Then, his eyes caught Stoick, who looked like he was going to break down. He frowned, knowing what he had to do, but hating it. "Well... Tough luck," Jack pulled Hiccup away, who looked shocked. "cause I don't want to be with you... cause.. you're a freak!" Hiccup gasped, face contorted in pain. "... and I don't go for freaks!" He stormed away. "good bye!"

Hiccup could only watch, tears spilling from his eyes. Stoick touched his shoulder. He lashed out, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

...

[The Spark]

Hiccup leaned into Toothless's scales. "You were right dad," *sniff, sniff* "humans hate us."

Stoick sighed scratching behind his head. "Oh son, there are so many legible spirits out there, you're so young, you're-" his eyes caught on a book Hiccup held. "what is it, what are you reading?"

Hiccup gave it to him.

Stoick read it, recognizing the penmanship as Valka's, his eyes widened as he read it, hearing his wife's voice in his head.

"Two lonely dragons crashed in their flight,

They felt a Spark. Love at first sight.

They knew right then they would be husband and wife,

for the chance of that first love Spark happens once in your life.

Your Spark will come, my precious babe.

Cherish the Light of its flame.

Love, mommy."

"I thought we shared that Spark, dad." Hiccup sniffled, Toothless whined, nuzzling him.

Stoick gawked, "You and Jackson?"

"I guess it was just me, course he wouldn't go for a fishbone." Hiccup sighed dejectedly. "but you don't have to worry anymore about me leaving, dad. I have no more dreams. I'm just like you now."

...

[A Message]

"While we have a message for a good lad, Jackson."

Jack raised his head at his name from the voice-over. "Stoick?"

"Lad, I made a terrible mistake. I was trying to keep my boy for myself, because I knew I could always keep him safe. But I see now children are suppose to learn things for themselves. They'll stumble and fall, laugh and cry. But's it's the occupational hazard on being a living being. The point is, you and Hiccup are meant to be. You had that Spark! If he has to give his trust to someone else, I'm thankful it is you, Jackson. I hope you can hear me, and forgive me."

...

[The Flame]

"Can we try that kiss over again?" Jack smiled down at Hiccup, wrapping his arms around his slim waist.

Hiccup chuckled, flushing, placing his hand and claw to Jack's chest. "Heh, I think we can."

Stoick smiled, happy to see his child in high-spirits. Until Jack bent down lower, eyes close, and Hiccup tiptoed to meet him half way. He grumbled, turning into a dragon a roaring. Jack and Hiccup stared at him, the taller boy wide-eyed while Hiccup had his eyes narrowed. Chagrined, Stoick turned back to a drake.

"Sorry, I just... I gotta get used to that." The man started to leave. "go, go, do your thing."

Hiccup shook his head, looking back at Jack, smiling coyly. Jack chuckled easily, albeit nervously. Before continuing where they left off. Their eyes closed, and their lips met.

And the Spark they had from the moment they met, ignited into a flame they'll nourish forever.

A/N: Just my favorite scenes of the movie. Soooo are you guys cool with this being a snippet thing, cause I'm not really thinking of making it a multichap as of now. Review is equated to prompts.

Just because Hiccup calls North his uncle, doesn't mean their directly related. Consider it honorifics or something.