Chapter 5-5 Don'ts for Dating DW Characters
Author Notes: Yeah I'm gonna continue a few more chapters. So with this I do not own DW. There may be references to other games, and animes...of which i don't own either.
Sen: And I'll be helping too~
Things you'd best not do...
1-Don't go to a bar or drink large amounts of alcohol with the person you're dating.
A lot of the characters when drunk tend to be crazy and most likely will cause trouble…Exhibit A...Gan Ning, an ex pirate turned soldier. He loves to fight and when drunk well...we see first hand what a drunken brawl looks like. Especially with that temper…And a Lot of characters like to drink and or have tempers.
2-Do Not have an affair or flirt with others…
Especially when your lover is over protective, and or controlling. Our example...ehe...Lu Bu…
Sen: Wait...isn't he that really strong guy?
Mako: You know how many characters are strong? A ton! Anyways in history he was said to slay a thousand men. He was probably one of the most dangerous warriors in history and in the DW games...anyways.
Lu Bu...at least as far as I know in WO(Warriors Orochi 1) And DW5(Dynasty Warriors 5) And the gameplays I've watched. He is always understanding though overbearingly protective of his lover in the game Diao Chan.
Basically every time she was defeated in battle. Lu Bu would go on a rage rampage and hunt you down...She was really the only person he trusted and listened to(not counting Zhang Liao). At her request in dw5 Lu Bu killed Dong Zhuo for Diao Chan.
Just imagine what would happen to the poor sap who would upset or take advantage of Diao Chan...all of Lu Bu's anger would go straight to the guy messing with her. So yeah no affairs unless you wanna see people die.(of course if you want to you want to, don't blame us if your lover gets arrested or killed themselves)
3-Don't bother trying to hide things from the one you're dating.
If you hide the tiniest of things, and you're caught from you girl or boyfriend. They'll either be angry at you, sad/upset at you, and or worried. Because a bonding of trust is most important.
If you screw up, they won't trust you and then you'll feel bad and have to make it up to them. A nice example is Da Qiao and Sun Ce. In DW 5 Sun Ce after fighting A magician named Yu Ji, falls very ill.
Regardless of his condition he goes to battle. Da Qiao not trusting him accompanies him to battle(and protects him).
Zhou Yu who later on after Sun Ce's death also becomes ill due to the upcoming battle of Chi Bi. Xiao Qiao becomes worried of his condition.
Both sisters who greatly love their husbands, end up becoming greatly worried, and watch over their husbands like a hawk. In general any girl or boyfriend would feel betrayed or worried over the fact that they're being kept away from secrets.
4- This one comes from Sen, he says and I quote "Never be fresh with a warrior girl." I at first had no idea what this meant and he clarified. "For example...Never pull a Miroku on say Shang Xiang…"
And for those still confused let me explain. Miroku is a character from Inuyasha, a popular anime. One of the main Characters is a PERVERTED MONK He will go up to any girl he sees thats beautiful and ask her to "bear" as in give birth to his child…
Now one girl specifically...another main Character named Sango. He will not only do this in front of her but on several occasions will um...pull a Miroku which means… …
Sen: What Mako is trying to say is, he touches her butt...and rubs it. Sango everytime he does that either slaps him upside the face, or hits him with the Hirakosts(misspelled...think giant boomerang)...SO What I mean is,
Never be a perv and pull a Miroku stunt on a girl...YOU WILL DIE.
Mako: And it's not just Sango...Allow me to draw the list, Sen has reminded me of...poor girls who have suffered under his perversion and quote…"Cursed/possessed Hand"
Kagome(At least once)
The Red/Blue Priestesses(They look like Minors! He did them both at the same time! Poor things!)
Sango(Obviously. On Multiple occasions.)
A Princess(Possible, can't remember, nor prove, but it's incredibly possible.)
5-Lastly...Do Not Let them have or use Weapons Near You…
Sen: Wait. Why...I can understand why a few of the characters you'd date shouldn't have a weapon. But if you're dating say...Spear Boy. And he loves you...then he'd protect you! Why not give him the weapon...
Mako: Then let's role play a scenario..By Spear boy, he means Zhao Yun...so say for example...me, i was dating him and he was practicing his use of the spear. I accidentally walk in on him while practicing…
He accidentally hits me...mistaking me as one of his training dummies...I'm injured and him in his zone of practicing to the point where he's able to instinctively move and strike with his eyes closed.
"Zhao Yun…" Me being pissed off and bleeding...call his name. Hearing his named called looks behind him seeing me glaring daggers and trying to stop the bleeding. He panics, dropping the weapon hitting his foot and runs to get help…or trying to stop my wound from bleeding me out, whichever first comes to mind with him.
Afterwards if not him, I will say…"We should see other people…" I can so easily see accidentally getting hurt(or killed) because of them using weapons because they're so used to fighting that even in a time of peace, they'd still practice using their weapons…
Especially if the person they're dating is a civilian who didn't partake in the wars...Of course the other reason is that the person you date could purposely attack you with the weapon...it takes domestic violence and weapon assault on a new level…
Sen: Wow...ok yeah I can picture it, with us definitely...I'd piss off my girlfriend to the point where i'd be attacked...and you with your luck well...yeah you'd get hurt by accident...a lot. You could be in a suit of armor and have a shield and you'd STILL get hurt.
Mako: And That my friends conclude the top 5 things you shouldn't do when dating a dw character...it'll save you a lot of problems...hopefully.
Sen: Probably not…