Hello world, it's supermariogirl! Sorry for taking a bit long. Writer's block, video games, school, life, and Five Nights at Freddy's 3 coming out got in the way. I have to try to avoid procrastinating, I seem to be really good at procrastination. BUT I will try to update as much as I can.

CheezyPortalFan: Thanks for the tip. I'll try to focus more on dialogue from now on. It's just that in the past, I've been told to focus a lot on the description and include many details, but I'll try my hardest to improve the dialogue. Also, thanks for calling my story original. :) I'm actually surprised no one has done this idea before me. One time I read a one shot in the Half Life archive with Male!Chell in it, but it was very old, and kind of OOC.

Anyway, I better get to the chapter now.

The Disclaimer Song:

I make stories for me and you,

But I own nothing so please don't sue! Dum!

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"What the Android Hell?" Whitney thought to herself. "Why am I a bloody human? How is this even possible?" She tried to get up off the bed, but she wasn't used to having arms or legs, so she stumbled to the floor. "Ugh, how do humans walk on these things?" Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard GLaDON's voice.

"Oh good, you're awake." He said. "Hopefully the transfer didn't give you brain damage like the lunatic, who need I remind you-"

"I KNOW!" she yelled back. "I know, I tried to kill him, blah blah blah, I get it. Now, can you please explain to me why I look like a human!"

"Well, you see, imbecile, as you may know, Aperture Science has been abandoned and closed off to the public for a very, very long time, thanks to the wonders of neurotoxin." He chuckled a bit. "And since there are no longer any humans around here, there is no way for me to find out what's been going on up there. This bothers me because since I am a highly intelligent supercomputer, there shouldn't be anything I don't know. Unlike you, who barely knows anything. So it is important that I know what's out there, for scientific purposes, of course."

"So why am I involved in this?" Whitney asked, still feeling a mix of confusion, annoyance, and frustration.

"Because, idiot, I need someone to go out there to find out for me." He told her. "And since I don't have any humans to do it, I had to... experiment a little."

"Experiment a little?" she replied, a bit worried.

"I recently found another batch of frozen humans. However, their pathetic human bodies couldn't stay alive while being frozen. However, I found something even more interesting."

"What? That you're a big mean jerk? And a, uh, bully?"

"One of the humans was under your name."

"So?" she asked.

"It might be possible that you were once a human, you airhead." If He had eyes, He would be rolling them. "Then, I found out I could put an AI into the body of a human. I tried it on some turrets, but all they did was point at each other and yell "I see you", that is not really productive enough, then I thought, 'since the idiot forced me into a disgusting potato, I should put her into a disgusting human'. So I decided that your punishment would be for you to be shoved into what might possible be your old human body, let you out into the cold, harsh outside world, where, knowing you, would probably not last a day."

"You're wrong! I can make it in the outside world!" Whitney shouted.

"Oh really? But you don't even know how to walk."

"Yes I can! See?" she said as she tried once more to get up and walk, but once again, she fell down to the floor.

"This will definitely take a while..."

After a few hours of stumbling, falling, and tripping, Whitney was starting to get the hang of things. GLaDON decided that now would be an appropriate time to let her out onto the surface.

"Look at that! I can walk like a pro, now!" she bragged.

"That's not something humans are normally proud of. But I digress. I think it's time for you to leave now, mainly because I'm sick of looking at your face and hearing your annoying voice."

"Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine." she replied. GLaDON ignored what she said.

"Just report to the Central AI Chamber immediately." He told her as a blue portal appeared in the room. Whitney went through the portal. "Good, at least you're listening to me, now get in the elevator." She stepped into the elevator. "Just so you know, you have a tracking device on you, so don't think that you're getting off the hook or anything. I'll be monitoring your observations on the outside world and keeping notes on those observations. Any questions, moron?"

"Is the test subject still alive?" she asked.

"You mean the one you tried to kill?" He replied. Whitney shuddered at the thought.

"Yeah, that one."

"I let him go so he wouldn't cause any more damage." That answer surprised Whitney.

"So, he's out there?" She felt a bit more hopeful. Maybe if she found him, she could tell him how sorry she was!

"Yes, but I highly doubt he would even want to see you after what you did. So I wouldn't even bother if I were you." The elevator started going up. "Just focus on trying to last more than a day out there." The elevator kept going up until she was no longer in the Central AI Chamber. She passed several abandoned test chambers before reaching the top, where a large metal door opened, and she walked out into the vast, golden wheat field, and the door behind her slammed shut.

And that was chapter 3! Once again, constructive criticism is appreciated, I always want to improve my writing. I hope I'm portraying the characters accurately enough. Although there will be slight differences due to them being genderbent. More characters will be introduced later on, don't you worry.

By the way guys, have you seen Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical yet? The first two parts are on Youtube, although the songs are all parodies, because it's supposed to be a parody of musicals. But it's really well done and I recommend you watch it. I'm so GLaD that's actually a thing. :)

Anyway, next chapter coming soon!