More like Porn Romance...
"Well, Anna Frost, did you enjoy the beach and kabobs?" Elsa hadn't been too sure about Hawaii as their Honey Moon destination, but admiring her now very sun-kissed wife's skin, she would admit she was enjoying their decision.
Also, running around with Anna in a bathing suit all day didn't hurt either.
"Elsa, this is one of the best days of my life," Anna settled into Elsa's open arms and nuzzled the blonde's neck. She let out a sigh and Elsa practically purred. How could this woman make her so happy?
Anna hummed back and looped her arms around Elsa's waist, she was tired, the window let in a warm sea breeze, it was time to sleep. She pulled Elsa to their wonderfully soft bed and the two lazily pulled the strings and straps of each other's bathing suits until they were down to Elsa's slightly pink skin (she used more sunscreen than easily imaginable and still burned) and Anna's practically chocolate skin. They laid back and Elsa smiled wider every minute, she'd never tire of this.
They fell asleep tangled together with the sea breeze ruffling their hair and neither stopped smiling, even in their slumber.
Elsa woke the next morning to very skilled fingers kneading gently into her shoulders and neck. Oh god, Anna was giving her a massage.
"Never stop," she mumbled out and practically moaned under the red head who just laughed lightly above her. Anna could do some amazing things with her fingers, in more ways than one, but Elsa lived for her massages. She melted under Anna's hands, all the stress and worry she was prone to just pooled out of her and Elsa was stuck between purring, moaning, or falling back into slumber.
Anna's fingers slid down her back and slowly ground into her sides, Elsa moaned, that was her weak spot. She carried her stress in her shoulders and back and Anna knew all her stress points, so she kneaded the taunt muscles in her lower back until she felt Elsa turn to jelly beneath her.
"Annnaaaaaaaa," Elsa's eyelids fluttered, her body was no more, she was but a mass of corporeal jelly floating in a sea breeze.
Anna's fingers continued downward to Elsa's hips and thighs and calves and feet and Elsa wasn't certain her soul would stick around, perhaps she'd already ascended to heaven. And Anna worked her way back up, and it all felt like hours, days, years, to Elsa and then Anna spread Elsa's legs and Elsa was too far gone to notice anything at all.
"Turn over."
She was just a puddle in an ocean of relaxation until Anna's fingers slid up her clit and felt much wetter than they should have.
"Whaa-" Elsa couldn't even move, her muscles weren't responding to her anymore.
"Shh, relax, it's a part of the massage," Anna leaned over and languidly kissed Elsa and she would have kissed back if she were not but corporeal goo. Elsa was pretty sure massages weren't supposed to have sex too, but she wasn't going to complain.
It's not like their massage sessions hadn't turned into sex before either, it's just the sex hadn't been a part of the massage, and while Anna's right hand was slowly working against her clit and opening, Anna's left hand and fingers had moved to her abdomen and hips.
Now Elsa was actually moaning and Anna's incredibly slow pace was both magnificent and ridiculous, "relax, breathe." Anna repeated that several times, slowly entering Elsa with one finger, and then two. She made sure Elsa stayed completely relaxed and began pressing with increasing force directly above Elsa's soft tuft of hair.
Elsa gasped and Anna held the same pressure on her abdomen, sliding in and out with her fingers, caressing Elsa's now easily reachable g-spot.
"Aaah, aaahh," Elsa's breath came just as steadily as before but each release of air brought another moan. Anna's fingers still sliding in and out, in and out, curling just right to fully knead her insides.
Anna continued for minutes as Elsa slowly reached her climax. She stretched out into Anna's fingers and Anna added a third inside her and Elsa came with a long moan. Anna didn't stop her ministrations until Elsa was thoroughly spent.
Elsa breathed out and stretched, "Mhh, good morning to you too."
Anna laughed, today would be a good day.
It wasn't as raunchy as I was planning. Also totally not based off of that one Naruto fic where Neji gives Shikamaru a massage...