So I got really good feedback on the first chapter and decided to make more. Well yeah... That's all.
DISCLAIMER: Do you really think I would be doing this if I owned Percy Jackson?
This is Grover Underwood
"Hey there. Wait… How-"
He is a satyr
"How do you know? Are my pants off again?"
Apparently, Grover likes to walk around without pants
"Well, yeah because I'm a satyr."
Is it true that you have a crush on Annabeth Chase?
"No, I like Juniper."
No you don't
"Yes I do."
No you don't
"Yes I do."
No you don't.
"Yes… Yes. I. Do."
Grover is very hairy
"Well again… I'm a satyr."
EXCUSES
"Well it's true-"
Grover, you can't blame everything on medical condition of being a satyr.
"But it's not a medical condition."
Says who.
"Says me!"
Not true.
"Ugh. How do I get out of here?"
Grover looks around the room.
"Okay. Percy empathy linked me that there's a door behind me so I'm just gonna-"
Empathy link. Suuure like I'm supposed to believe you? Like I said, you can't blame all your problems on being a satyr.
"Whatever weird lady. Grover out PEACE."
Grover slams the door behind him.
Grover… Is a goat.
Grover pops his head in the doorway
"Um… I really am a goat."
I throw the table at Grover.