*Inaudible penguin noise*
Not now Renaldo, I have boring high school busy work to finish
*Sad inaudible penguin noise*
Aw Renaldo, I'm sorry. When I first started this account, I thought I was gonna be young and 12 forever but it's been more than 3 years now and I have to do work. No time for writing
Renaldo picks up a piece of paper with all the Percy Jackson character faces on it. The ones who have been interviewed have been crossed out.
Gosh, maybe I dunno are people from three years ago still on here? Still reading this? Hello?
Frank Zhang walks in
"Hello?"
What are you doing here?
"I think I'm lost"
Renaldo looks longingly at me
Fine, tie him up Renaldo