"m-m-m-merlin!" he squealed, pointing in the direction of the foe.
the monster arose from the bushes. it was green, obese and naked. (it's not shrek(
"OGRE!" arthur screamed, burying his face in merlin's back.
the beast roared and its vile breath melted merlin's clothes from his body.
"let us pass!" merlin grunted, a sudden burst of courage flooding through his veins despite being butt naked.
"NOO! kerhs want friend!" the orge threw a tantrum.
"i'm sorry, kerhs, but we have to find the holy herb of wonders to save my master. we cannot linger any longer."
merlin stopped for a moment. holy herb of wonders? where in camelot did that come from? was this some sort of insight ability born from destiny of the great herb god? he shook his head. must have been a slip of the tongue.
kerhs grew angry at merlin's final answer and began swinging his large green fists around and around like a windmill. "IF KERHS NOT HAVE FRIEND, YOU NO HAVE LIVE!"
merlin dug his heels into the donkey and he galloped forwards in an instant, avoiding the attack of the mighty kerhs. the ogre wound up his fist and ran at the adventurers again. the donkey dodged the attack once more, swinging on his back hooves, arthur falling off in the process. the artichoke from arthur's handbag went flying and landed in kerhs's cleavage. he removed the artichoke with his oversized hands and examined it.
"f-f-friend?" he said "FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND"
he raised the artichoke to the heavens and rocked in back and forth, showering it with kisses and then running off into his cave.
"well," arthur sighed, hopping onto the donkey "onward, i suppose."
sorry im not good at fight scenes
stay tuned for more naked merlin!