SCHOOLED
"I think it is time to show our students who is in charge" Taylor said
"Yeah, we can bring them down to the assembly and put our plan into action" Amanda smiled. "Do you think we should send them now or later?"
Taylor looked at the screen monitors that showed the uke and seme class rooms. "I think we should call them now"
Brandon folded his arms "well I'm staying right here, I don't like yaoi and I will not teach it"
"That's too bad Brandon" Amanda looked over to Brandon "Taylor invited Iruka and Kakashi"
"So?"
"soooo, kakashi always carries around his porno book so…" Brandon didn't hear the rest because as soon as Amanda said the word porno he was out the door.
"Will all students and teachers please report to the cafeteria for an assembly" said the intercom said,
"So I guess we finally get to see the basterds in charge around here" bakura said as he and the rest of the class walked out the door.
"Be on your best behavior class" Yami said.
"Or what" hiei glared up at the teacher
"Or you will be put in the bad chair"
"What's the bad chair?" kiba asked
"Well, you sit in a chair and an image machine will be strapped to your head. It will make you see your loved one being tortured or you will die mentally for two days"
Everyone gulped
AT THE ASSEMBLY
The seme class sat with the uke class, waiting for the assembly to start. Three people walked onto the stage.
"Hello students and teachers" Amanda smiled
"We have called you all here to tell you something's…"
"First the seme class is for people who are on 'top' of the relationship" Brandon said
Taylor and Amanda stared at him "that was the WORST joke ever"
Ryou raised his hand.
Amanda saw this and called him "yes Ryou, do you have a question?"
"Yes, what is seme and uke?"
Taylor Grinned and started laughing "HAHAHAHAHA!! THIS SHOULD BE FUN!!"
She looked over to Brandon "Brandon would you be so kind as to tell dear sweet Ryou what uke and seme means in a yaoi relationship?"
"HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, I DON'T READ YAOI!!"
Taylor stared at him "no, you don't read yaoi. But I tell you about it all the time, I even got you to read a lemon or three" at the memory of Brandon looking over Taylors shoulder to see what she was reading, Taylor started laughing.
"I know you KNOW what uke and seme means" she turned toward Brandon "SO TELL THEM" she pulled out a knife "OR DIE!!"
"Okay, okay, don't have a cow"
Her eye started to twitch in annoyance.
"Ok class, and Ryou, uke is the person who is on the bottom, and seme is the person who is on the top" (if you don't know what he's talking about, here's a hint….HENTAI!!)
All the people in the uke's class started to get stiff and the people in the seme class started to cheer.
Kiba raised his hand.
"Yes kiba?"
"does that mean that the people in the seme class are pared with someone from the uke class?"
Amanda started to chuckle "yes"
Two yells of "I'M NOT GAY!!" came from both yusuke and kuwabara.
"YES YOU ARE!!" Taylor yelled back at the both of them.
Amanda stepped forward and said "if you are in this school then yes, you ARE gay"
"WHAT ABOUT KEIKO"
Taylor smirked "do you want to see her?" yusuke nodded.
"Brandon please show yusuke, keiko please?"
Brandon went out the door and 5 seconds later came back in with keiko and yukina.
"YUKINA MY LOVE!!" kuwabara shouted from the audience
Keiko and yukina were holding hands.
"KEIKO!!" yusuke cried in joy.
Keiko looked at him and said "yusuke, I am a lesbian, and with yukina" yusuke and kuwabara started crying
"NOOOOO!!"
"Thank you keiko for clearing that up" Brandon said "you can go back to the bedroom now, sorry I had to interrupt your moment with yukina"
Keiko glared at him and walked out with yukina.
Brandon grabbed a phone and said "Jiraiya I got some scissor action, get down here as soon as possible"
With that said Brandon followed keiko and yukina back to there house, with a pair of binoculars
"That is the end of the assembly, please go back to your classrooms"
Amanda saw the questions in everyone's mind and said "No, you will not see any of the uke's, for a while until you are done with your solo training" she smirked "you will see your uke's and know who they are when it is time for the partner classes"
Kiba raised his hand.
"Yes kiba, what is your question?"
"What are the partner classes?"
Taylor started laughing "it's the class where you and your partner will be needed to work together in order to do the class"
Kiba was about to ask another question when Taylor interrupted him.
"Everyone go back to your classrooms"
A/N another chapter finished. In the next chapter the classes will do there first lesson!! Hahaha!! Please review!