SCHOOLED
In the seme class room
Sasuke sighed "I wonder when we'll be paired up with our uke?"
Bakura shrugged "I don't know but I at least know who mine is"
"Yeah lucky, you don't have to worry about being paired with someone you don't like!" Kiba yelled coming up from behind bakura.
"I hope I get paired with someone I like" sasuke sighed again.
"Don't we all, I'm curious as to when class will actually start?" All the seme students looked over to there teacher, who was watching them like a hawk. Bakura threw a piece of garbage at Yami's head and shouted "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO ACTUALLY START THIS STUPID CLASS, SO I CAN GO HOME AND SCREW MY HIKARI!!"
Just then Taylor busted down the door making everyone jump 10 feet into the air. "YOU SHALL NOT BE GOING HOME ANYTIME SOON!!" Taylor yelled
Bakura walked up to her and shouted in her face "WHY THE HELL NOT!!"
Amanda walked in and answered "because this school is much like a collage…..WE HAVE ROOMS FOR YOU" she smiled cheerfully. Everyone did a face fall.
Taylor looked at the clock and frowned "well its 11:00 at night, I guess you all should be heading to bed" she looked around at the students on the floor "I guess someone should show you to your rooms?" she pulled out a whistle.
"RRRRIIIIINNNNGGG!!" "BRANDON GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND SHOW THE STUDENTS TO THERE ROOMS!!"
1 second later Brandon came out wear nothing but a towel around his waist.
"AHHHH MY EYES!!, THEY BURN!!" Taylor covered her eyes and Amanda ran out of the room.
"BRANDON YOU IDIOT!!" Taylor started throwing random stuff at Brandon "GET OUT OF HERE AND GET DRESSED!!"
Brandon ran out of the room and Taylor turned back to the class, who were now unconscious on the floor. Taylor sighed "I'll get the wheel barrel" she walked out of the room.
XXXXXX
IN THE UKE CLASS
"WE JUST HAD TO BE THE UKES!!" naruto ranted as he paced around the class room. "I'M STRONG!! WHY COULDN'T I BE SEME?!" he threw his hands up in the air in frustration.
"Because naruto, Taylor makes the rules here and if she wants you to be uke you ARE uke" yuugi explained, he leaned back in his chair.
There was a knock at the door as Amanda came in. "Hello everyone" she greeted
Shino stud up from his seat "when are we going to go home?"
Amanda smirked at him "you won't be going home until you graduate this school and get your official Yaoi school degree"
Everyones mouths hit the floor.
"WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SLEEP!?" naruto yelled
"this school has rooms you will be staying in" Amanda pulled out a whistle "Taylor gave this to me" she smiled as she blew the whistle "RRRRIIINNNGG!!"
Brandon showed up 2 seconds later fully dressed.
"Brandon show the ukes to there room" Amanda ordered
Brandon mumbled something that sounded like "lazy basterds"
Amanda hit him then walked out the door.
Brandon turned to the students "follow me" he walked out the door. The students followed Brandon out the door.
Suddenly Brandon got an idea. I know how to get back at those girls, I just have to let the ukes see the seme's and Taylor will be soo pissed.
"Okay class this way" Brandon led them down the hallway, were they met up with Taylor pushing a wheel barrel full of students.
"what happened here?" Brandon asked.
"Brandon…..YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO LET THE UKES SEE THE SEME'S!!"
Brandon laughed "I knew this would piss you off"
Taylor let go of the wheel barrel and made a fist "oh your right Brandon, it does piss me off" all of the lights went out except the one where Brandon and Taylor were standing "NOW I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THAT PISSING ME OFF IS NOT A VERY GOOD THING TO DO!!"
Ryou, yuugi, naruto, kuwabara, and shino watched in horror as Taylor beat the shit out of Brandon.
AFTER AN HOUR OF BEATING BRANDON TO A PULP
Taylor exhaled a breath and smiled "I feel better". She looked down at Brandon, and pulled out her cell phone.
"hey Amanda, can you come down here and take the ukes to there rooms. Brandon pissed me off and now he needs medical attention"
"thank you" Taylor hung up the phone and looked at the shivering ukes. She smiled "sorry about that, he just REALLY pisses me off" she grabbed the wheel barrel full of seme's and started back down the hallway, but then turned around and said "please stay right there and wait for Amanda to take you to your rooms"
As soon as Taylor was out of sight naruto looked at the others "WHAT THE HELL!!"
"I know what you mean that scared me" Ryou said
"remind me to never piss her off" shino pushed his glasses toward his eyes
"THAT GIRL IS FUCKING CRAZY!!" naruto yelled as he started to pace around the room "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!"
Shino stared at him "calm down and be quiet, I don't think she would beat up her students anyway"
Naruto stopped pacing and turned to look at shino "what makes you say that?"
Shino looked at the beaten body that was Brandon "well I don't think she likes him very much"
X
1 hour of waiting in a hallway later…
Naruto was banging his head against the wall saying "bored" over and over again, and shino and everyone else was getting annoyed.
Then Amanda showed up out of no where. "hi, guys" she waved.
Shino point to the still unconscious Brandon on the floor "are you going to help him?" Amanda glanced at Brandon "no, now follow me to your rooms" she walked away.
The others were a bit worried that when they woke up Brandon would be dead, but followed Amanda anyway. She led them down a hallway that was decorated with green carpet on the floor and blue wallpaper along the walls.
Amanda stopped walking when she came across a big door that said DO NOT ENTER and LIZERD. She pointed to the door and said "This is Taylor's room; if you go in here you will die either mentally or physically"
All of them gulped.
Amanda turned around with a flashlight up to her face as the lights went out around them. "YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!!" she yelled as she made an evil face and grin.
All of the ukes screamed "AHHHHH!!"
Amanda laughed and put the flashlight away. The lights came on and I think naruto wet his pants.
"I DID NOT PISS MY PANTS, THAT WAS WATER!!" naruto held up a water bottle.
"whatever you say naruto" Amanda said sarcastically as she once again began walking down the hall. She stopped at a door that said CAUTION: RETARD. Amanda turned toward the students again "I think that sign tell you who's room this is" the students gave her a confused look "(cough)Brandon(cough)" she then turned left back down another hallway.
"how large is this place?" Ryou asked.
"its as long as 1000 Wal-Mart's"
"OH MY GOD!!"
Amanda smiled "yeah, I know, I told her that would be too big but she didn't listen to me"
Amanda stopped and stood in the middle of the hallway pointing to the left and right "ok pick a room and that will be yours, Taylor will be in shortly to give you your cloths and stuff she gathered at your home" kurama froze up. Amanda looked at him and smirked "she found some very…interesting things, but don't worry she would never tell anybody else about what she saw" kurama seemed to be a bit calmer now.
Kuwabara looked at kurama "kurama? Are you hiding something?" kurama sweatdropped "NO KUWABARA, not at all"
Amanda laughed "yeah, its not like Taylor found toys under kuramas bed, that was marked hiei and kurama's fun stuff"
"I'm going to kill her" kurama mumbled to himself, while kuwabara looked clueless.
Ryou looked puzzled "what kind of toys would Taylor have found?"
Amanda pulled out a list and Ryou raised his hand "never mind, I don't want to know"
"good, now pick a door and that will be your room" Amanda said then left
X
Taylor sighed as she fell onto her bed. Pushing those boys in the wheel barrel and then putting them in there rooms, bringing them all there cloths and stuff, and making sure Brandon didn't bleed on the carpet, was really hard work.
"WERE DOES BRANDON GET ALL THAT BLOOD FROM!!" Taylor yelled. The hospital had called and said that Brandon had lost a lot of blood and they were surprised that none of it had ended up on the carpet when they got there to help him.
She was just about to go to sleep when her cell phone ring tone started to play..
"so am I still waiting, for this world to stop hating. Cant find a good reason, cant find hope to believe in…"
Taylor walked over to her desk where the ringing cell phone sat.
"hello?"
"hi Taylor"
"hi, Amanda. Did you get the ukes to their rooms?"
"yeah, but you need to bring them their cloths and stuff"
"whhhhyyyyy??"
"because I don't feel like doing it"
Taylor glared at her phone "fffiiinnneee, BUT YOU OWE ME!!" with that yelled, Taylor hung up the phone.
She walked to her closet and grabbed all of the boxes marked. As she walked down the hallway she noticed that Brandon had not gone in his room yet. "he must still be in the hospital" Taylor thought as she continued walking down the long hallway.
She made it to Ryou's room in 1 minute of walking later, and dropped the box that said RYOU on it in his room. She did the same thing with Kuwabara, kurama, shino, yuugi, and naruto. Needless to say she was tired…..and classes hadn't even started yet.
"This is going to be one heck of a school year" she smiled a little and turned out the light in the school.
X
While some where in the school a newly bandaged Brandon made his way down the hall and into his room. When….the lights went out and he tripped on his shoes.
"AH, DAMN IT!!" Brandon cursed as he lifted himself up off the floor. He felt a door knob and turned it.
"this better be my room" Brandon fell onto the bed and was instantly in dreamland.
A/N this one is longer, so I hope I did a good job. PLEASE REVIEW!!