SCHOOLED
Sasuke woke up to the sun blaring down on him. He sat up and looked around the room "where am I?" he felt something move beside him and jumped out of bed.
"AHHHHH!!" sasuke screamed
The figure in bed jumped up and looked around "AHHHHH!!"
Taylor burst threw the door "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHOUTING ABOUT!!"
She looked around the room to see a freaked out Brandon and a scared sasuke. She pointed at the two of them "did you guys…." She walked over to Brandon and hit him over the head "YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO GET FUCKED THE STUDENTS!!"
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWARE!!" Brandon yelled back. He thought back to last night and glared at Taylor "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TURNED OUT ALL THE LIGHTS BEFORE I GOT BACK TO MY ROOM!!, AND…..WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE FUCKED ME?!"
She smiled "oh, so this was a misunderstanding and you were not "sleeping" with sasuke?"
"HELL NO!!" both sasuke and Brandon yelled
"Okay, NOW BRANDON GET BACK TO YOUR OWN ROOM!!" she yelled and walked out. 1 second later her head was in the doorway "oh and I think you got fucked by him because…..hello? He's in the seme class"
Brandon jumped out the window. (Too bad he forgot that he was on the 4th floor)
XX
"BREAKFAST!!" Amanda yelled over the intercom "breakfast, shall be served in the cafeteria, and in the assembly room"
All of the students rushed toward the cafeteria, but before the seme's could meet up with the uke's, Taylor stopped them both.
"OKAY NO FURTHER!!" she yelled, making all of her students stop in there tracks
Kiba spoke up "why not"
"You are not to meet up with your uke's because…..I SAID SO!!" she yelled.
"Hey" yelled Brandon.
"What do you want?…. You sexual predator?" asked Amanda
"I'M NOT A SEXUAL PREDATOR!! HE FORCED ME TO!!" Brandon pointed to sasuke.
Amanda looked at sasuke and said "sasuke, why would you do such a thing!!"
Sasuke replied "did you ever think maybe he forced me to do it?"
Taylor looked at Brandon and sasuke "you both told me that you didn't do anything when I came in on you. So you DID do it"
Taylor and Amanda chased Brandon with a sentinel and a machete.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Brandon screamed as he ran away from the two angry girls.
Shino looked at sasuke "did you really do it with….that……..thing?"
Sasuke shook his head "I just knew that if I said he made me do it with him, that Amanda would rip his head off and then Taylor would burn the body till it was nothing but ashes"
Shino looked at him "you have a very sick mind"
X
The uke's and the seme's were separated after Brandon was put into the hospital for the second time.
"I can't believe they actually did it" said the seme's
Amanda walked into the room and said "he's the bottom principal for a reason, you know"
Hiei looked at her "if he's the bottom principal, then which principal are you?"
"If you want a good grade then you already know the answer" Amanda replied
Yusuke fell to his knees "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!"
Amanda walked away without replying.
X
Shino says to kurama "why were we chosen as the bottom?"
Taylor walked into the cafeteria carrying a plate full of carrots. "don't question what you are, just go up to that counter over there and go eat your breakfast" Taylor pointed to a counter filled with food.
Shino, kurama, Ryou, kuwabara, and naruto walked up to the counter and saw Brandon there.
Ryou walked up to him and asked "how are you recovering mister?"
Taylor walked over to Ryou "don't call him mister. Call him idiot"
Brandon looked down at ryou (ignoring Taylors comment) and replied "not very well, I have 5 broken ribs, Taylor burned 90 of my body, and Amanda cut my head off so it had to be sewn back on"
Taylor yelled "IF YOU HARASS ONE OF MY STUDENTS AGAIN, YOU WONT LIVE TO TELL THE TALE!!"
naruto looked at Brandon (Brandon was the lunch lady) " RAMEN PLEASE!!"
Brandon gave a creepy smile and said "sure, you can have ramen, only if you get sakura and ino to pose for a sports illustrated magazine"
Naruto cocked his head in confusion "what's sports illustrated?"
Brandon sighed"never mind" and dropped a bowel of ramen on naruto's plate
Taylor walked over to Brandon and smacked him over the head "this is YAOI School, not YURI school. Idiot"
Brandon started to cry "WHY CANT THIS BE YURI SCHOOL!! THE WORLD HATES ME!!"
Taylor just shook her head "the world doesn't hate you….I do"
Ryou walked up to Taylor and tapped on her shoulder "excuse me, but how does this school work?"
"Well first of all we have teachers. The teachers are Yugi and Yami. Yami teaches the seme students and Yugi teaches uke student's a.k.a you. The principals are me, Amanda, and Brandon. Amanda teaches and is the semes principle, Brandon is just the uke's principle because he doesn't like yaoi and….he's stupid"
Brandon glared at her.
Ryou looked confused and asked "what are you then?"
Taylor smirked "I am the founder and creator of the school. I know the most about the yaoi subject, than the two of my friends do. So I am the teacher of the two principles, the teacher of the students and a HUGE FAN OF ALL OF THESE PAIRINGS!!" Taylor jumped up and down in joy.
Ryou and the other students sweat dropped.
Taylor looked back to Brandon "so, keep you the good work lunch lady" with that said she walked out of the room.
X
10 HOURS LATER (after breakfast)
Amanda walked into the seme classroom
"you all are in for a treat today. You shall start your first lesson with Yami" She smiled as she walked over to Yami and handed him some pictures and walked out of the room.
Yami grinned "Okay class our lesson for the day is….." he put on of the pictures on the board.
"HOW TO TAKE SEXY PICS OF YOUR UKE!!"
A/N okay I'm finally starting the class….AND I UPDATED!! YAY!! Please review….I must have reviews to update sooner this time!!