I was officially tired of this. I mean he was just so happy and childish and I just couldn't take it anymore. Before you judge me to harshly on this just to let you know I really really wanted to go to sleep.

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah." Was all I heard from captain talk a lot. Peter Pan said girls talk to much. He should get a load of this guy. I silently as I could put on noise canceling headphones. Right now I was smiling. Tell I realised the didn't work.

Right now the sofas are pushed together, I'm laying on the left one and him on the right on so are hands hang in between us. All he's doing is talking. God does he ever shut up.

"Louis." I say cutting him off in an impatient tone.

"Yeah." He replies obviously sad I wasn't vigorously listening to him.

"Shut up." I tell him before closing my eyes.

"Oh... okay. I can do that. Shutting up now. Hmmm hmmm." I flick him in the ear and he goes silent. Sweet success. I smile before going to sleep hoping he isn't a restless sleeper.

"Mallory. Mally. Rere. Mallory Longbottom wake up." James said starting out soft then getting louder. With a squeak I opened my eyes and sat up way to quickly. Oops. I thought before tumbling over the side. This action of course woke up our 'darling Louis' and had him toppling on the floor.

"Ow ow owie that hurts like really bad." Louis said. I just glared at him before trying to push him off. It's complicated when you have a hand connected to the biggest got in Scotland.

I just growled and snorted when he tried to get up only on resulting in him toppling to the side of me. "Fred James help us up you bloody gits." I said to the mischievous devils. They grinned at each other before shaking their heads.

"Why not?" Louis asked raising an eye brow. How does he do that. It's unfair.

"Why not," James said in a mocking tone.

"Because it's funny." Fred said.

"Hysterical." James added.

"To watch you two." Fred ended smiling sadistically. My eye twitched comically.

"We have to get up at the same time." I explained through gritted teeth. Louis just nodded. "One two three." at least we can get up at the same time.

"There's one thing we forgot to ask McGonagol." Louis stated. I looked at him oddly. What did Mc-High-and-Mighty forget to add. "How are we supposed to change our clothes."

"Oh," laughing hysterically, "my," even more laughs, "God." Fred and James say together laughing.

"Now look what you've done." I tell him slapping his on the arm. He winced and I smiled. "Louis they have a transfiguration spell for that and cleaning spell." I say snarkily and very sarcastically.

"Oh." He says slowly.

"Oh." I mimick trying and failing to cross my arms.

"Well then let's do this spell before everyone wakes up." Louis says. I roll my eyes then look around. Where did I put my wand.

"Do you know where your wand is?" I asked him. He just shook his head.

"Do you know where yours is?" He asked. I shook my head. The two idiots were smiling like Cheshire cats.

"What did you do?" We say turning to the now sheepish looking boys.

"You see..." James started.

"We kinda..." Fred continued.

"Hid them..." James continued.

"Oops." They finished together.

"Boys..." I say sweetly, "I would strangle you right now if I wasn't connected to Veela boy over here."

"I resent that. Stop calling me veela boy. It's annoying and rude."

"Just like you."

"Exactly... wait what."

"Come on, shut up, and help me find our lost wands... I never thought I would have ever said that."

"I never thought I would be connected to an insufferable little girl."

"I never thought I would be connected to a son of a banshee." I yell at him. What I need to voice my feelings about that little unicorn turd.

It had been ten minutes and I could tell James and Fred were craving popcorn watching us trying to find a wand. Then it hit us. I couldn't believe we were so stupid.

"Frame Jed what did you do with your wands?" I asked. Louis shoots me a look probably thinking something along the lines of, 'WTF, Frame, Jed.' Whenever I'm really annoyed I start saying what their names would be combined. Hmm, don't like, well to bad so sad.

"Our wands... psh we got rid of those things years and.." James said sheepishly. I turned to Louis and we nodded.

We tried to tackle them and almost succeeded, but of course Fred had to duck out of the way. "Give us your freaking wand and you will survive." I yelled.

"You wanna help me strangle them?" Louis asked.

"Yes. I would love that very much." I said smiling then stopped. "Can we even do that. I mean I seriously doubt that would work. We would also leave a definite finger print." I pointed out.

"Aww... I really really wanted to. Hmm they'll just go on my slytherin list."

"What's a slytherin list?" I asked.

"Oh it's sorta like who you would kill if you turned completely evil." He explained. I saw out of the corner of my eye a wand sticking out of Fred's pocket. I grabbed it.

"Yes yes yes. Hahaha sucker." I said then suck my tongue out at them.

"Now what spells do we use?" Louis asked.

"I don't know."

Shout outs to everyone who R&R especially to

Nori'sliltheif: Yes, there was Nuna at one point, Lysander and Lorcan are her older half brothers, Alice 2 is her half sister. Neville didn't cheat on Alice's mom, Hanna Abbot divorced him. Rolf is Lysander and Lorcan's dad.

QOTD: Would you ever try Bertty Botts Every Flavor Jelly Beans? Follow up question did you get the Puppet Pals reference?