I was sad. I was tired. And I really wanted to eat breakfast, but no we had to go to Mc-Bun-Bun for help. I didn't really want to but hey, what can you do. Then again I wasn't really going at my own will. Louis was pulling me along and using so many swears.

I really need to pull out the soap for this guy he stinks. I probably stink to. I haven't had a shower and I want one. I also want to change clothes, but noooo, Fred and James had to stick our hands together. Those two idiots. Louis was practically dragging me to the office. He was walking at a very fast pace while I was running to keep up. Pathetic, I know.

We finally reached the long stair case we had to go up. I looked at Louis who was going up up up. For a second I stayed there. Until I was dragged by Louis. Oh my god we're on a first name basis now... I got to start with better names to call him. I was pulled all the way through the door and... and... Veela Boy practically pushed me into a chair.

"Headmistress McGonagol, Fred Weasley and James Potter stole our wands. In turn we stole Fred's... we just don't know what spells to use so we can get clean, and change our clothes." Louis explained. I just looked at him curiously. Did he just use that goddamn charm. He did. For the first time I'm actually. *Internally Gasps*. Grateful.

"Oh, it's okay. Fred and James punishment is another two days in detention. How does that sound?" She asked him, he just smiled and nodded apprehensivly. "Yes now the spells you need are simple just a flicking motion towards the object and say 'Glanise Glamour' to clean it. The next one is transfiguration simply say 'Skipta um föt'." She said before taking out her wand and saying those weird spells. I'm getting an Icelandic feel from the second one. The first one is just weird.

Suddenly we were wearing the proper uniform and we smelt like green apples. Meh, it could've been worse. I shrugged pulling up Louis's arm with me. I smirk before pulling my hand up and watching as Louis copies it. Interesting.

"Um McGonagol is there anything else we can do to I dunno speed up this process?" I asked. I was impatient and already been through the torture of looking for a stick that I can control my magic through.

"I talked to Mr. Weasley and he said that it should just take twenty four hours not the whole three days. Anywho you have about nine hours until it's over. So I suggest you go to classes." Mc-Scaring-Me-Since-The-Sorting said.

"Who's classes are you going to. I have care of magical creature and she has Astronomy. I have Divination and she has Ancient Runes." Louis said sounding frustrated.

"You go to COMC," she said towards me, "you go to AR." Mc-Scary said.

I wasn't really listening. I was planning revenge towards my best friends. Not because of the whole stuck to my archnemisis, mainly because they lied and made me fret about it. And to think I trusted them.

I was being mindlessly pulled around by Louis so we could get our books and get to breakfast then class. Again I was plotting the death of my friends. Maybe Mc-Never-Gonna-Be-Like-Umbridge will help me. She is the Headmaster and maybe this would be what she needs. The two most troublesome students getting a kick in the a-

"Lory are you there?" Louis questioned pulling me out of my diabolical ploys.

"1) Don't. Call. Me. Lory. My name is Mallory for a reason Veela Boy. 2) We need to plan revenge." I said over dramatically earning some peculiar looks from the students who were just getting up.

"How do you plan on doing that?" He asked skeptically raising that eyebrow that made my eye twitch.

"Well simple we'll just get a color changing potion slip it into their food, knowing how they eat they'll be pink by third period." I said before cackling almost evilly.

For a second I was sure Louis might've flinched or looked scared. But naw I'm harmless... most of the time. Sure I'm not that scary... unless you cross me. Sure I'm good at planning things... like revenge. Hmm. Guess he should be scared. This is what happens when you give children wands and magic.

I know it's short and it's sad. Anyway the reason I made it one day instead of two was for Louis and Mallory to sort of bond through Fred and James torture... I mean pranks... whatever.

Shout out to Nori'sliltheif. I love your reviews they make me feel warm and fuzzy. That was weird. Anyway. If I get five reviews I'll update and or make this chapter longer

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