Kei-Kei Yuki: Hello everyone to the new episode-I mean chapter of the Fem! Natsu x Gray collections of oneshot, sorry I haven't been updating in awhile, I'm trying to get into Fairy Tail again, and I just got caught up with some of the episodes, so my bad! Also heads up, these oneshot might include a bit of Fem!Human! Happy x Human!Lecter! For some reason I've been obsessed with the cuteness of this couple. Blame fanart!

Natsu-What do you mean you're pairing Happy with Lecter!?

Gray-I will not allow it!

Kei-Kei Yuki: Jeeze you two sound like a pair of overprotective parents!

Natsu&Gray: We do not!

Pairing-Gray/Natsu, with a tiny bit of onesided Fem!Human!Happy/Human!Lecter, and Sting/Natsu


Story 4: Sorcerer Weekly!

"Aye! Look at what just came in!" Bursting through the guild door was a high pitch cute voice, belonging to a young girl who looked to be around the age of 12, with a short blue hair with cat ears, having a plain small purple flower pinned to the side, wearing a plain blue summer dress and flats, as her tail waved happily.

"Yo Happy, what's that you have in your hands?" Question her partners, sitting beside Lucy who was taking a sip of her drink. Now I know some of you may be wondering just how on earth did Happy turn human? Well thats a question some of the rest of the guild, and others who have exceed partners want to know as well, as this all took a turn of event over night, with them waking up the next day with human partner exceeds.

"It's the newly issue of Sorcerer Weekly!" Exclaimed Happy, as a sour mood overcame the hyper, fiery, female dragon slayer, a frown on her face.

"I thought it was something more interesting." Pouted Natsu, seeing how she wasn't a fan of the popular magazine.

"Really!? Let me see! Let me see!" Lucy was excited to see the new issue that was just releases, as Happy made her way over to the table setting it down in the middle of the table, so others could have a look.

"Maa, you sure do seem overly excited for this issue, don't ya think?" asked a shirtless Gray standing over beside the hyper blonde, who was quickly flipping through pages.

"That's because, this issue feature the photoshoot that I took, along with Natsu and Happy!" Chirped Lucy, as this caught the rest of the guild attention, who were all now standing over Lucy shoulder.

"Natsu I thought you detest Sorcerer Weekly?" asked Erza, eyes pointed at the short pink haired female, who was lying her head down on the table, with a bored look on her face.

"I was forced to do it against my will by Lucy. By the way, I'm still mad at you Lucy." Natsu turn her head towards Lucy, giving her a short glare, before a bright smile overcame Lucy expression.

"Ah! Here they are!" Exclaimed Lucy, pointed out the first page which had the beautiful blonde, in a skimpy cute, two piece bathing swimsuit, that was bright pink in color, with small prints of flowers, striking a cute pose that showed off her luscious figure, having many of the males blush once they saw the attractive blonde on the cover of the picture.

"Seeing this, I can't wait to see how you humiliate yourself, flame-brain." Joked Gray, catching the attention of Natsu, standing from out her chair, facing Gray with a glare.

"Shut-up Ice-Princess! Nobody as your opinion!"

"What was that you Flame-idiot!

"You heard what I said! Want to take this outside stripper!" Ignoring the normal fighting between the two, Lucy calmly flipped to the next page, as this cause a gasp to come from all who was looking at the picture.

"Gray, you might want to see this?" Suggested one of the guild members, catching the attention of the ice mage, tearing his attention away from the angry hothead dragon slayer, and on to what the others was gaping openly at, only to share their similar reaction.

"Oi, are we looking at the same thing here. . .?" asked Wakaba, as his long time best-friend Marco wonder the same thing.

On the pages was a sexy female, with seductive yet sharp look in her eyes, that was avoided from the camera, having her left hand running through her soft pink, short spiky locks, that were wet with water, as part of her bangs shielded her face. Wearing a revealing bright red bikini with orange flames, and extremely white swim shorts, that hunged low at her waist, showing a teasing piece of a red bikini bottom poking out, that she was wearing underneath. The picture definitely show off Natsu in a better perspective, rather than her reckless, rash tomboy one, showing off her large D-cup breast, the curve of her waist, and the light muscle lines of her stomach, finish with long smooth legs, and not to forget that smooth peach tan of hers.

"Natsu! You look. . .You look. . ." The strong Titania found herself dumbstruck.

"HOT!" Finished the rest of the guild.

"Why you guys gotta say it like that!? Lucy hurry and flip the page already!" Order Natsu who had tick mark shown on top of her head.

"Aww, is Natsu-chan feeling embarrassed?" Teased Mira, pointing her eyes over at a center Ice-Mage, who had his eyes glued to the page, as she looked closer she spotted who look to be lust written in his eyes.

"Gray thinking of naughty thoughts of his darling Natsu-chan?" Mira whispered in the raven ear, who jump back from shock, cheeks tinted pink.

"O-Of c-course not!" Stutter Gray, as Mira just gave him smile reading straight through his lie, as Lucy began to turn the page.

"Ah! Happy-chan look so cute!" Replied Levy, as the rest had to agree. Posing cutely on the pages, was the adorable blue haired exceed, dress in cute blue three layer blue swimsuit, with a matching bottom, with fishes printed all over it, smiling brightly while holding a green beach ball, flower still pinned in her hair, as her cat traits added to the cuteness of the picture.

Faraway away, a certain male around the same age with brunette spiky hair, and matching eyes, had hearts in his eyes which were glued to the adorable human neko on the page, who the brunette was badly crushing on ever since the event of the Grand Magic Game.

"Happy-chan look so cute~!" Replied the brunette, while his human dragon slayer partner had his eyes over on the sexy pink haired fair dragon slayer, moaning her name.

Back to Fairy Tail, the two in females sneeze, wondering if someone was talking about them. After the Happy picture, was a group picture of the three girls posing together in their swimsuits, before Lucy finally turn to the last past, that had seem to had melt everyone hearts, and I do mean everyone, even the one who were barely paying attention.

"Awwe~! This have got to be my favorite!" Replied Lisanna.

"I know, it's mine as well!" Lucy agreed.

"Beautiful. . ." Gray whispered lowly, but was heard by Erza, and Mira, who both gave him knowing grins, as the raven caught his mistake turning his head away from the two. The last page feature both Natsu, and Happy, standing late out at the beach, by the ocean wearing cute short summer dresses, Natsu being a light pink, almost white, with Happy being baby blue, having their back facing each other a little, but eyes meeting, wearing a fond like smile on their face, as the picture gave off a deep sisterly bond between the two. Not the mention the epicness of Natsu in a dress looking cute, as her bangs where down, framing her face, instead of spiky up a bit as usual.


Later on that night, wakling outside Natsu spotted Gray standing out by the guild, staring up at the night sky, and begin making her way over to him.

"Oi, Ice-Block! Why have you been avoided me lately?" Natsu asked, as ever since Lucy showed them that darn embarrassing magazine, notice how the ice mage been avoiding her, always running off, or turning away whenever they made eye contact.

Hearing the sound of his rival voice, Gray pointed his attention down at her, taking in the cute pout on her face, obviously angry about how he been avoided their usual fights, as he took some time to think over some of his thoughts which concerned the fiery tomboy, before finally making up his mind.

"Oi! Are you gonna answer me, or w-!" Quickly, and without warning Natsu found herself silence by a pair of soft lips touching her own, as her mind suddenly went blank, and her anger just up and vanish.

"Oi Natsu-" Walking outside, Lucy was shock with the sight of seeing both rivals, lips locking with one another, as after a while Natsu started to shyly kiss back, throwing her arms around his neck, while Gray rested his hands at her waist, before wrapping them around her, bringing her closer to his shirtless ab chest.

"I'll come back later." A red face Lucy whispered in a tiny voice, quickly ducking herself back in the guild, slamming the door after her, which were quite loud, but the kissing couple outside, didn't hear a thing.

End of Story 4: Sorcerer Weekly!


See you all next time!