Sorry peeps. Went on vacation and when I got home needed inspiration. ... Then I got AlphaSapphire. XD If you see a Lass(trainer class) Al on your passerby's feel free to challenge me! :D (Pokes are level 77ish right now) (Y name is same except level 75s)(not competitively trained)(I may also give out my FC for a quick battle/trade/Friend Safari)

Discaimers and all. I own nothing.

One execptionally hot day in Hoenn, two kids were hanging out in a secret base. Having an argument even more heated than the sun outside.

"All I'm sayin' is that if 'oo' sounds like 'ooo' than it shoulda not been said 'bloood' and not 'blod'! Yer not teachin' it right!"

"But that's not how this works!"

Ah yes, Ruby and Sapphire... They were in the middle of a spelling lesson for 'oo', when she asked a question which appearantly got on Ruby's nerves. Seriously, why do they still do this?

"Hey guys! Come check this out!" Sapphire dropped Ruby's collar to look over at the entrance. Emerald stood holding a laptop(almost as big as he was) and ran over to the desk. Ignoring Ruby's cries of 'DON'T THROW THOSE ON THE FILTHY DIRT' he pushed everything off for the silver laptop. The cooridinator was now ticked off and covered in dirt from being dropped, a combination he most certainly did not like, especially after a Frantic fight.

Sapphire asked irritatedly, "Alright, so what is it?"

"Well, I was going through Crystal's emails and-"

"You were what now?!" Emerald glared at Ruby for his interruption.

"She lets me organize stuff like that. Because I'm, you know," he sniffed arrogantly, "responsible."

"Anyhow, I found this link to a website that's pretty funny! So I brought it here to show you guys!" He already had it pulled up, because for some reason a cave has great wifi connectivity.

After he had it pulled up, he stepped back for the other two Hoenn Dexholders to read. Sapphire was squinting at the bright page with WAAAY to small words while Ruby read it as delicately as possible.

He seemed to have no reaction, but he stood up and said, "If you'll excuse me I have to try to forget that." and walked away.

After a few more moments, she scoffed. "Why did you find this funny? It's so offensive! How could you even THINK of hurting a Pokemon?!"

"Sheesh, it's just a joke, woman," Emerald sighed, annoyed. "You should learn to take one."

He spent the rest of the day hiding in Ruby's closet from an enraged Sapphire.

AND THAT IS HOW TO WRITE A HOENN FIC WITHOUT HAVING RUBY CALL HER BARBARIAN EVEN ONCE!

Ruby: Give that back, Barabarian!

Sapphire: (up a tree) No way, Prissy Boy!

Well nevermind then. .-.