Turf Wars

Chapter 5- Lunch

Sorry it took so long to update, after the semester ending I got to o a lot of traveling, but now everything is back to normal. Merry Christmas to those of you that celebrate it :)

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"How did this happen?" Lisanna yelled as she chucked her carton of milk across the lunch room, hitting a student in the face and spilling the milk all over him.

"I don't know, and I don't like it!" Levy called back as she ducked below the barricade of tables, her book over her head in an attempt to keep her uniform from getting stained.

The lunch room had become a war zone in less than two minutes after the lunch bell rang. The teachers were shoved out the doors and the doors locked behind in one fluid motion that suggested forethought and planning. The tables were all turned on their sides and pushed to either side of the cafeteria with students ducking behind the closest barricade.

"This had to have been planned, I mean, look, its girls versus guys!" Lucy said as she handed Lisanna some carrots to throw.

"You're right," Lisanna said, chucking the carrots then ducking to avoid the apple sauce that ended up hitting Juvia. Lisanna looked around to see Juvia and Cana leading the other girls and keeping moral up like it was an actual war. "I wonder who planned it?" she called out to no one in particular as she took more food from Lucy, this time her eyes searching for a specific blonde.

"I don't know, but if the teachers and principal find out, they might get expelled, considering the last food fight we had," Levy chimed in as Wendy came up beside her, a red stain on her white blouse.

"Probably," Lisanna responded as she threw the green beans at Sting, catching him off guard. The veggies hit him in the side of his head and Lisanna let out a loud laugh.

"You know I hate green beans!" Sting yelled back, as he wiped the juice off his cheek.

"Exactly!" Lisanna called back, ducking to avoid a flying juice cartoon.

"Count yourself lucky this school doesn't have shrimp then!" the blonde yelled to his girlfriend as he threw some green beans back at her.

Lisanna ducked to avoid the green beans but when she stuck her head back up, a piece of chicken hit her straight in the nose and Sting laughed.

"Um, Levy, what happened at the last food fight?" Lucy asked as she continued to hand Lisanna food Wendy was collecting for them.

Levy let out a sigh, "Long story, short, this cafeteria is only two years old because the old one had to be demolished and rebuilt."

Lucy and Wendy looked at each other, a hint of fear in their eyes. What the details were, they didn't want to know.

"We don't have much time!" Cana yelled as she threw some milk cartoons in rapid fire. "The teachers are close to breaking the door down!"

Lisanna looked over to the cafeteria doors and could see how they bent inward from where they had been hit. Cana was right, the hinges were creaking so loud, she could hear over the sound of the chaotic food fight. "Shit. Okay everyone, listen up, we are gonna unleash everything he have on them, so everyone grab something and aim at the boys!" Lisanna order, grabbing some more vegetables.

All the girls, Levy, Wendy and Lucy included, grabbed as much food as they could and ducked down behind the wall of tables for a minute, preparing, visualizing the food hitting their targets in the face.

"What's going on? Why did they all duck down?" Elfman called as he lowered his hand full of chicken slices.

"I don't know, but we don't have much time," Gajeel called as he looked at the door and how bad of shape it was in. The top hinge had completely broken off from the frame and the door leaned in some.

"NOW!" cried Lisanna.

All the girls stood up at once and started their barrage of rapid fire, tossing everything they could find at the bots who were off guard.

Those with faster reflexes were able to throw their hands up to block their faces and duck down by the third round, those who did not have fast reflexes were showed no mercy. Mostly freshmen, the ones in the back were hit in the face, head, throat, shoulders, arms, and chest several times before they finally collapsed.

The girls let out loud whoops and cries when they had depleted their stock, knowing that they won, just as the door was kicked in and sent flying across the cafeteria floor, in the no man's land.

The boys slowly raised their heads above the tables, peeking out to see who it was that kicked the door in. The girls stopped their cheering instantly and ducked their heads down some as well.

The principal stood, his face red with anger, Laxus behind him with his arms crossed along with a couple of the other teachers.

"I would have thought that after the incident two years ago, you all would have learned not to have food fights," the principal started. "I want the stude-" he started to continue, but was interrupted when a small bowl of applesauce hit him in the face.

The look on Laxus's and the other teachers face was priceless as the astonishment kicked in. No one dared attack the old man.

Markarov slid his hand down his face, removing most of the apple sauce. "Who threw that?" he demanded, his voice leaving shivers down the student's spines.

"You should've seen your faces!" Cobra laughed as he rolled on the floor. All the eyes in the room turned to him, however, the girls couldn't see him behind the tables as he rolled on the floor, laughing the entire time, oblivious to the danger he was in.

"You little-!" Laxus started, but stopped when his grandfather raised his hand.

"Cobra, you are now the only one responsible for cleaning this cafeteria and will have detention every day for the rest of the school year," the principal said before turning to the rest of the students. "Lunch is over, get to class, now!"

The students went running, slipping and sliding on the food as they rushed to grab their belongings and get to class. The only ones that remained were Cobra and the principal. Cobra's smirk vanishing by the second.