Saddened by not getting to meet Gray at the time, Barack sat down next to a perky blonde at the bar.
"Can I get a smoothie, Mira?" She asked. Barack noticed the keys on her belt.
"Sure thing." She said happily, "Mr. Obama? Would you like one too?"
"Oh, sure." Barack sighed, staring at Gray from afar. He broke his gaze once he was given a wooden cup of pink liquid.
"So what's the deal with the compulsive eater?" The president asked the girl, gesturing to the Fire dragon slayer across the bar.
"Oh, Natsu just has the appetite of a dragon." She laughed. "Which makes sense, seeing as he was raised by one."
"He was raised by what?!"
"Natsu was raised by a Fire dragon named Igneel." She explained. "Making him a Fire dragon slayer. Gajeel was raised by an Iron dragon. Iron dragon slayer. Wendy was raised by a Sky dragon. Sky dragon slayer. Not the hardest concept to understand, pal."
"And the blue cat?" Barack asked, still in shock of the previous statement.
"Happy. He's an Exceed from Edolas. So are Carla and Panther Lily." She took a drink from her glass.
"Are you friends with Gray?" He asked, which was the question he'd been dying to ask her the whole time.
"Yeah, he's on my team."
"Are him and the blue girl a thing?" He asked, fearful of her answer.
"God no. She thinks that since hee uses ice maker magic and she's made entirely of watter that they're meant to be-"
"MADE ENTIRELY OF WATER?!"
"Well, duh. That's why she was a member of the element four." One of the blonde's keys began to shake. Out of nowhere, a young girl, wearing a maid's outfit and bearing pink hair, appeared.
"Would you like to punish me, princess?" The girl asked.
"Virgo? I didn't summon you!" She cried. "Why on earth are you here?"
"Being in the Celestial world for a while gets boring."
"I don't give a hoot! Go back!"
"I'm not draining any of your magic power, princess."
"I know that, but- Virgo, just go back the the stinkin' Celestial world!" The blonde shrieked.
"As you wish, princess." Virgo said blandly, vanishing in to thin air.
"What just happened?" Barack asked, shocked.
"Wow, you really don't know anything, do you?" The president shook his head.
"I'm a Celestial mage, which means that I have the power to call forth spirits from the Celestial world. Some require certain conditions, like when you call Aquarius it needs to be from a source of water. But sometimes they just barge through on their own." The girl complained. "I'm Lucy, by the way."
"Barack Obama." The president mused, taking a sip of his smoothie.
"Why are you hanging around with this creep?" Natsu asked, he and his blue Exceed eyeing Lucy.
"I was actually just leaving." Obama lied, leaving his drink at the table to explore this guild some more. Not before long, the Iron dragon slayer had tracked him down once again.
"You know, there's a play tonight at the Festival of the Fallen Stars." Gajeel smirks. "I was wondering if maybe you wanted to-"
"That's quite enough, Gajeel." A heavily armoured woman with dark red hair intervened. "This man is clearly trying to get a good image of Fairy Tail, and he doesn't need you to help him. Clear?"
"Ugh, You." Gajeel's smirk had diminished.
"Funny, I don't remember changing my name from 'Erza Scarlet' to 'Ugh You.' I guess I should check later." The woman, Erza, clearly knows what she's talking about.
"I suggest you leave the man alone, Gajeel. He's simply trying to have a nice vacation in Fiore, so can you respect that?" She said sternly.
"Fine." Gajeel pouted.
"Follow me, if you wish. I can show you around." The girl smiled.
"Thank you." Barack sighed.