"So you're the president of a distant country?" Erza asked, her armour clanking.
"Yes ma'am. The President of the United States." The president said with confidence.
"I'm sure our guild members will be excited to hear so." She smiled. "How long are you planning on staying in Fiore?"
"I'd planned to stay a month, but I just might stay longer now that I've met you incredible people." Obama sighed.
"Well, I guess it's time to meet some members of the guild." Erza brought him around the guild, meeting people such as the guild's master, Makarov, an young alcoholic named Cana, and a feirce looking man named Gildarts. His heart skipped a beat, however, when Erza brought him over to meet the Ice mage, Gray.
"Gray, meet Barack Obama." She said, to the wizard whom was casually leaning against the wall.
"Hi. I'm Gray Fullbuster." Gray smiled, taking his back away from the wall.
"And whose this?" Barack asked, gesturing to the blue haired girl. He had a hint of disgust in his voice, because he knew that this girl wanted his Gray.
"This is Juvia Lockser." Erza said. "Former member of the Phantom Lord guild of the Element Four."
"Pleasure to meet you." He shook her hand in disgust. She exchanged the same look back with him.
"So what are you doing in Magnolia?" Gray asked. He began to walk with Obama around the guild, telling him many exciting things about Fairy Tail and about Magnolia. The two went outside, deciding that the day was too good to pass up.
"What're you hangin' around with Ice princess for when you could hang out with a real man?!" They heard a voice behind them boom, and Barack turned to see a man, probably eight times larger than a normal man, run up behind them.
"Big brother, be nice!" A girl, who looked about Lucy's age, ran up behind him. She was stikingly similar to the man, right down to the white hair color.
"Why are you so- big?" Obama asked. Not even the U.S.A'S top body builder could beat this man.
"Because it's MANLY!" The man shouted.
"Elfman!" The girl shouted at him.
"Ugh. Fine. Sorry, Lisanna." Elfman said, sounding deflated. "Guess I better go back and ask Mira about the S-class trials."
"You know that Mirajane isn't allowed to tell us anything about them." Gray intervened.
"WAS I TALKIN' TO YOU?"
"Big brother!" The girl shouted, beginning to get angry. She dragged Elfman back to the guild hall. Obama and Gray walked a bit more before being interupted again.
The water in the harbour began rippling, but oddly enough, in only one spot. Gray must have immediatley known what it was, because he stood right next to where it was.
"Juvia?!" He asked, and the president saw the definate form of the rain woman in the water below.
"Yes, my love?" Juvia sighed.
"Well- what're ya doing here?" Gray asked, frustrated.
"It's my job to keep my Gray-sama safe from all harm!" Juvia cried, her body swirling together.
"It's not your job to do anything!"
"And you're with him?" Juvia exclaimed. "Why are you with my Gray-sama?!"
"I'm not your Gray-sama!" Gray protested. "I'm- Barack's Gray-sama!"
Barack felt his heart flutter. Was he really Gray's? Did Gray really see Obama as- The senpai?
"He's your what?!" The rain woman sneered at the president.
"Yeah. Me and Gray are very happy together." Obama smiled, gleaming with delight. Juvia stalked away, mumbling something unknown under her breath. Obama looked expectantly at the Ice mage.
"Oh, yeah man, thanks for covering for me." He smiled. Barack felt his heart drop like a stone. It was all a sham? Just to chase Lockser away?
"Oh- any time." Obama fake-smiled, walking sadly back to the guild hall.