Disclaimer: I own nothing


"U-um, are y-you sure about t-this?" Anna stammered, looking out of the window to my house. I had to suppress a giggle. Not so tough now are you?

"Yes." I stated while we waited for the garage door to open and when we parked inside I could tell she was even more nervous than she had been two seconds ago.

"Look, Elsa, i-if y-you don't want to- I-I'm still n-not legal yet." She bit her lip, staring at the dashboard.

"But I don't want to wait any longer." This time I grinned and she rolled her eyes, still not looking at me.

"Don't mock me." She muttered lowly. Still grinning, I got out of the car and she followed, albeit hesitantly.

She's here! Anna is about to set foot in my house. I thought as I opened the door for her, allowing her to go in first. Well, I do hope there's nothing embarrassing that I'd left out. Heh...who am I kidding? Chuckling at my nerdy self, I followed in after her to find her wringing her fingers in as much nervousness as if I'd asked her to stand up and read out loud to the class. Adorable.

"Come here." I whispered, holding my hand out to her. Wide doe eyes finally looked back at me as she bit her lip, but didn't hesitate too much to put her hand in mine. When she did, I stepped in front of her so I could wrap my arms around her. god, it feels so good to hold her. No rules, no teachers, no fear of getting caught. It's just us.

Anna was still stiff, still thinking I meant to seduce her and as tempting as that was, I only buried my face in her neck, sighing in bliss. After another second, she relaxed some and brought her own hands up my back and back down to wrap around my waist.

"I see what you did there." She chuckled into my chest, squeezing me.

"She gets it, people." I murmured, kissing the top of her head. "I just wanted to get you home, first. And whatever happens next happens."

"And just what did you want to happen?" She looked up at me with those innocent green eyes and I couldn't help but kiss her. What do you think, sweetheart? Without another word, I took her hand, leading her through the kitchen to the living room.

"First, I want to lay you on the couch." Practically pushing her, she landed with a soft grunt and surprised eyes. "And then I'm going to pop in a movie, order pizza." I finished, still grinning at her.

"T-that's it? I do have a curfew you know." Realizing that she sounded impatient, not to mention, disappointed and the fact that I'd raised a curious eyebrow, her face began to glow.

"Well, what did you have in mind?" I had to ask, it wasn't everyday I could tease her like this after all.

"Well- its just- a-at the school you said-" she pushed her hair behind her ear, getting more and more flustered by the minute.

"Yes? Just what did I say?" Sauntering closer, I leaned over to push her glasses up with my own nose. As strange as that seemed, I thought it was cute. I loved her glasses.

"I-I don't remember." She stammered when I flicked her lips with my tongue, making her shudder a breath.

"I bet it was important." I whispered, taking her lips once more. Oh how badly I want you, Anna. She opened her mouth to meet my tongue with her own as I readjusted myself on top of her, since she was already halfway leaned back. I hadn't even really done anything yet but I could already feel her jabbing into my center, making me hiss at her. Sweet Odin take me now!

When she broke for air, I wasted no time in trailing hot wet kisses down her neck to her collar bone, wanting to take her shirt off once more. As much as I wanted to, I decided otherwise. That can wait. "Touch me, Anna." I whispered before gently sucking at her neck. Don't be afraid. She groaned, gripping on to my shoulders instead. It was a start, but at least she had her hands on me. I said 'touch' dear. That dumb thought made me giggle.

"W-what?" She asked after I stopped messing with her neck.

"Nothing." I pulled back to look at her. "Now I have to ask: are you okay with this?" Judging from the way she was acting, I thought that we could use just a bit more time getting used to the idea of feeling each other. You sound like a preacher. This is the twenty-first century- No, I'm being an adult here. I continued to internally argue with myself as I awaited her answer.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Anna shifted a bit, making me bite my inner cheek when I noticed that she was still pretty hard. You sure know how to push my buttons. Even if you're not aware of it, sweetheart. I tried to gain control of my body before I threw all caution to the wind and unzipped her pants.

"W-well, since we're alone now...no Frost, no nurse-" no protection. Shit! I just had to think about that. I let the sentence fall away as I bit my lip, watching different emotions chase themselves around in her emerald eyes as they held mine.

"I-I don't have a-a- you know, I've n-never- so I haven't-" she tried to say and my eyes widened. Normally it was I that stuttered that much, but my god! I had to put her out of her misery by kissing her.

"I was literally just thinking about that." I stated after she settled a bit. "A-and your birthday is merely three weeks away."

"But I don't even know i-if I could buy something l-like that. It would look a little weird don't you think?" Her face began to redden, showing off her freckles. D'awww!

"Sure, but one of us eventually has to- wait, can you impregnate me? Oh god that sounds- I-I meant, are you...you know, able to-" now it was her turn to save me. Idiot. Who says things like that?

"I'm pretty sure I could. But I don't know." She said, looking everywhere but at me. I cleared my throat awkwardly and by now I was fairly sure our faces were as red as a Texan sunset. How did it turn out like this?! "Y-you mentioned pizza and a movie?" She asked, trying to drop the subject.

"Okay, we'll wait for now and don't worry about those." I gulped, turning nervous suddenly. "I could buy them, but-" licking my lips, I trudged on. "Just, um, w-what size-"

"E-Elsa!" She cried in horror and covered her face with a nearby pillow.

"Hey, i-it was a p-practical question! I-I don't think its the same as buying shoes you know." Despite our total embarrassment, I had to chuckle. This whole deal was absolutely ridiculous! I just figured that since she was uncomfortable buying...condoms, then I'd be the grown up and buy them instead. How do you know what brand? Fuck, maybe I could ask Sven. No way was I asking Belle. Just the thought made me shutter.

"XXL." She stated before snorting, covering her laugh with the pillow.

"A-Anna! T-that's- that's- I'm going to order some pizza!" With my cheeks on fire, I hit her arm and got up to get my bag to search for my phone while she continued to laugh. She's too cute for her own good, despite that awkward conversation.

With a nice visual in my head, I ordered the pizza. After that, I put in a random movie and then settled next to Anna, who had readjusted herself, making her look all the more comfortable. I still can't believe she's here! It was nice actually, not being alone in this house for once and it had happened so fast that I didn't even give her a tour. Maybe next time. Right now, I want you all to myself.

"When's your curfew?" I asked, skipping directly to the main menu.

"Ten." She said around a yawn. You little liar. Like I'd take that long to get down and- "Can I ask what we're watching?" Her question snapped me away from my slowly but surely turning dirty thoughts.

"I think you'll like it. Now, shut it and hold me until the pizza comes." I demanded, wrapping myself around her and she didn't hesitate to do as I told her. She chuckled before placing a kiss to the top of my head, murmuring how nice this was and I agreed, squeezing her waist.

Forget the pizza. Don't let me go.


My ears were positively on fire, eyes darting every which way when there was the slightest noise. Stay calm, you're fine, just choose one. I leaned a little closer before practically sprinting down the aisle and around the corner with my heart pounding a mile a minute. This is stupid, you aren't dissecting a cat right? Plus there's nobody around, loser. I took a deep breath, make that a few deep breaths before walking stiffly back to the 'pleasure' section. This time, I actually read the titles.

Scented or unscented? What, they have flavored ones? Name brand or not? 'Ribbed for her pleasure'...ewww. Glow in the dark? Lubed?

"Can't decide?" I very nearly jumped out of my skin when I saw Rapunzel leaning toward me with the biggest grin on her face.

"Shit, you scared me." I mumbled playfully shoving her. Now, if it had been either Belle or Sven, I think I would have died. I didn't really have an opinion formed about this woman yet, but I'd spoken to her before so it wasn't all that bad.

"Seriously, what are you doing in this section? You look completely woman to me-" I watched her green eyes fall from mine to scope out the rest of my body before they settled at my center. "Or did I miss something?" When she brought her eyes back up, I had the insane urge to cover my groin. Whoa, there.

"Uh, well, y-you aren't wrong. I'm one hundred percent woman, but these are- I'm getting these for my...b-boyfriend." Is it okay to call you that, Anna? I thought as I looked into those bright green eyes that were somewhat suspicious and naughty looking. Naughty?

"I see." She turned back to check out the selection as well. "How often do you do it?" She asked quite casually.

"W-what?" Not sure if I'd heard right, I stood beside her. Did she just-

"Oh come one, we're adults here." She rolled her eyes. "Because if you only have sex sometimes, you can get the three pack. Or there's the box, if you're dirty like that." When she turned to grin at me, I gulped, wondering why I felt bare all of a sudden. The way she was looking at me, like I was a piece of meat...okay, I guess I'll take one and get the hell away before she eventually has her way with me.

"I-I see. Well, I guess I'll take these ones." I snatched the three pack from her hand.

"So, besides buying condoms, since, for whatever reason, your man can't get them himself-" she tilted her head in a flirty way and gave me an innocent smile. "What else are you doing today?"

And I thought I was bad around Anna. I gave her a light chuckle. "Well, I have papers to grade and then, maybe, you know, put these to use later." I pointedly held up the pack in front of her like she was blind and she giggled.

"Join me for a drink?" Rapunzel gently pushed the pack down, boring into my own eyes. "Instead of using these. Make him wait for it." She bit her lip somewhat hypnotically. Oh, trust me, she's been waiting alright. But-

"You trying to seduce me, Kritzer?" I finally asked after watching her tongue poke out to moisten her lips while she watched me.

"Is it working?" She whispered.

"I have a boyfriend." I stated, trying to not get used to calling Anna that. She's my girlfriend!

"It doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you." She winked before blowing a kiss at me as she swayed her hips away from me. "Maybe some other time, then? Adieu." I'd just about snorted arrogantly, but she turned back around. "By the way, I'd love to ravish just you, but I figure that as long as you're there, I don't mind the three-way deal." She chuckled when I dropped the pack.

That- she. What the fuck? With my jaw on the floor, I gaped at Rapunzel's sashaying, retreating form. Okay, she's definitely trying to mess with me. Geez, why am I so popular all of a sudden?


"Hey that wasn't my fault, so stop pouting." Belle rolled her eyes while Sven handed me another beer.

"What's happening now?" He asked, sitting next to me on his counter.

"Belle asked that new nurse if she'd be interested in a threesome." I answered, taking an extra long swig and trying to get the image of Rapunzel's swaying ass out of my mind. Where was Anna when I needed her? Of all times for you to visit your dad. I inwardly groaned.

"That sounds hot. I'll bring the chocolate, dear." He suggested, nudging my shoulder and I choked on my drink.

"Yeah, she is pretty hot. I'd do it." Belle chuckled, handing me a napkin.

"Wait, why would you suggest that? As far as I know, the both of you don't have boyfriends." Sven wondered and I bit my lip. Whoops. Guess we should include Sven sometimes. "Or did the two of you decide to ask? Because I know for a fact that both of you are as innocent as innocent gets." He snorted, shaking his head at us.

"Whatever." Belle muttered, sipping at her drink.

"No, I know Elsa has some sort of secret. She just won't tell me." Again he nudged me and I glared at him. Do it again and I'll sock your face.

"Right, you mentioned you were taken when I asked Rapunzel. So who's the lucky one? When do we meet them? Girl or guy?" She asked excitedly. This time I directed my glare at her, but it didn't phase her when she handed me yet another beer. You're just trying to get me drunk aren't you.

"I'm dating a girl, but that's all I'm saying on that subject." I stated and shoved an apple that was sitting next to me, in Belle's mouth when it opened to ask yet another question. "That's. It. No more."

"So touchy." Sven chortled when Belle took a bite, glaring back at me. "Let me guess, she's out of town and that's why you're all cranky." He gave me a knowing look.

"And I got hit on by another attractive woman who isn't shy in her advances. That just about sums it up." I said patting his leg. I would not be surprised if he knew about Anna and I. He was just perceptive like that. Or I was obvious like that?

"How'd you run into her anyway?" Belle asked.

"Oh, I needed to buy some con- C-Cosmo! I needed this month's issue." Curse you alcohol! I let out a sudden giggle. How many did I have so far? "I thought I already said that. Belle, are you more gone than I am?"

"I mentioned she was hot right?" Belle looked away dreamily, making Sven and I laugh. Dork.

"Hey you're right behind her ya know." Sven surmised and then poked my nose before he jumped off the counter.

"Yup. But you ain't getting deets from me." I grinned at him.

"What deets? I already know, dum-dum. Now go drink some water." He leaned closer to whisper in my my ear, though I don't know why because Belle was off singing by herself. "You don't want Anna seeing you hungover tomorrow right?"

For the second time that day, my jaw ended up on the floor. He does know.