A/N: Okay first off the groveling…I AM SO SORRY I ABANDONED THIS STORY. The worst part is I've had this chapter written for two years and haven't uploaded it! I made some revisions and I'm ready to finish this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. I am not J.K. Rowling.

This was quite possibly the weirdest thing that had ever happened to Lily Potter. She had just traveled back in time twenty six years. Frankly, she was terrified but she put on a strong, almost defiant, face so no one would know she was practically shaking in her trainers.

"So tell me, what house and what years are you in?" Lily's mum, Ginny, asked expectantly.

"I'm in Ravenclaw, and I'm going into my sxith year after the holidays." Rose Weasley, one of Lily's many cousins, replied.

"You've got your mother's brains!" Ginny exclaimed. Hermione blushed.

"How did you end up with a Malfoy?" Ron asked, still faintly disgusted that his daughter would end up with his enemy's son.

"Well, Scor is in my year and Al's best friend." Rose replied. Harry, Ron, and Ginny were flabbergasted. Hermione was not. "We spend so much time at the Potters' place that whenever Scor visits we are probably there. We got together last year." Rose finished.

"Rosie, you should tell them about that time when Uncle Ron found you guys snogging in the closet!" James said, grinning devilishly. Ron looked like he was about to vomit. Rose turned a trademark, Weasley red.

"Shut up James!" Rose shouted to her older cousin who was sniggering at the memory. Ginny and Harry were also sniggering.

"Calm down Rosie..." Scorpius said barely hiding his smile and placing his arm around his girlfriend's shoulder.

"Sorry Scor." Rose said resting her head on his arm. Ron nearly retched.

"Anyways, I'm in Ravenclaw going into my sixth year." Scorpius said.

"A Malfoy who's not in Slytherin?!" Ron screamed.

"Shut up Ron. It doesn't matter who his parents are." Hermione said in a firm voice.

"Sorry Hermione, but his father is such a prat to us." Ron replied.

"I spent so much time hanging out with the Potter/Weasley clan that I guess they rubbed off on me. To be honest, I chose to be in Ravenclaw. I wanted to be different from my whole family. After the war and Crabbe's death, my father softened up." Scorpius said.

"Crabbe dies?" Ron asked suddenly intrigued.

"We will not tell you anything about the war. Even if we modify your memories, the real ones will still be lurking deep in your mind. We can't risk changing anything." Rose explained to her parents, uncles, and aunts.

"Rose is right, but I would like to hear your houses so please get on with it." Bill said to the future children.

"Right. Well I'm in Gryffindor! Where dwell the brave at heart. Just like Dad, Mum, Grandma, Grandpa, Gran, and Gramps!" James shouted in Lily's ear which caused her to smack him. "Ouch! I'm going into my seventh year. Your turn Al!" He said turning to his younger brother.

"I'm in Ravenclaw and I'm going into my sixth year with Scor and Rosie." Al said promptly.

"I'm a Gryffindor like this git." Lily said pointing to her older brother, James. "I'm about to be a fifth year."

"I'm going into fifth year like Lily. And I'm a Gryffindor too." Hugo said smiling.

"I'm in Gryffindor!" Fred shouted in a voice that matched the Sorting Hat's perfectly. "And I'm going into seventh like James-y."

"Proud Gryffindor, just like most of the Weasleys, and I'm going into seventh with Jamie and Freddy." Lou said while proudly puffing up his chest.

"I actually decided to go to Beauxbaten's Academy and I graduated about three years ago," Dominique confessed, "I lived in France for a while but I just recently moved back to Britain and got a job with Madame Malkin although, I want to work for the Ministry," she added as an afterthought. Fleur beamed with pride at her middle child and squeezed her future husband's hand.

"Well, when Vicky and I were at Hogwarts, I was in Hufflepuff and she was in Ravenclaw." Teddy stated.

"Yeah but he is year older than me. I left about six years ago and he left seven years ago." Vicky added.

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the front of the house. In stepped Albus Dumbledore, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, and Minerva McGonagall.

"They're through here." Mrs. Weasley said ushering the unexpected guests into the cramped kitchen.

"Hey Dad-"

"Uncle George-"

"Uncle Fred-"

"Gran-"

"Gramps-"

"Professor McGonagall-"

"Professor Dumbledore-"

"Remus-"

"Nymphadora-"

"Don't call me Nymphadora!" Tonks shouted interrupting the future prankster's greetings.

"Tonks then-"

"and Sevvie!" Fred finished. Snape looked furious.

"Ah I see. May I ask you to introduce yourselves?" Professor Dumbledore said to the future children.

"Certainly! I am James Sirius Potter! Prankster extraordinaire!" James said pointing at himself. Snape groaned. Remus beamed at his late friend's grandson. "Son of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter."

"Grandchildren!" Molly cried hugging Arthur. Everyone looked at her quizzically. "I've always wanted grandchildren!" Molly exclaimed.

"When do your parents get together?" Fred said giving Harry a dirty look.

"Sixth year." James replied grinning from ear to ear.

"Hasn't happened yet!" Harry exclaimed when both Fred and George glared daggers at him.

"Anyways, I am Fred 'Better Prankster Than James and Lou Combined' Weasley!" Fred said and puffed up his chest. Fred and George high fived while Harry breathed a sigh of relief because they had stopped glaring at him. "The son of George Weasley and Angelina Johnson." He finished.

Fred glared at his twin brother.

"I'm dating Angelina Johnson." Fred said surprise and mild anger in his voice. It suddenly changed tone to joyfulness, "Congratulations brother!" He started shaking George's hand while George looked relieved.

"I'm Louis 'Lord of Pranks and Other Nonsense' Weasley," Lou said as he stepped in front of his cousins "Bill and Fleur are my parents."

"I'm Victorie," she stepped out from behind her brother.

"I'm Dominique," she said as she lined up next to Lou and Vicky, "we're all siblings." Vicky looked at her grandmother who she knew was opposed to their parent's wedding at first. Molly smiled and hugged them all before giving Fleur a smile.

"I'm Lily Luna Potter." Lily said and saw the sadness in Snape's eyes. So Snape did love her grandmother of the same name. "Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley's daughter."

"I'm Albus Severus Potter." Snape's eyes widened.

"Severus? Why is your middle name Severus?" Snape asked clearly confused.

"Well Dad says you were the bravest man he ever knew." Al answered.

"I am sorry you have such an old fashioned name." Professor Dumbledore said, interrupting the conversation before the atmosphere became anymore awkward.

"It's not that bad." Al said. "People usually just call me Al."

"I'm Hugo Weasley." Hugo said loudly. "Son of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger."

"So when do your parents finally realize they love each other?" Fred said wagging his eyebrows at Ron who promptly turned red.

"Around sixth year." Rose said.

"Who are you?" George asked.

"Rose Weasley. Daughter of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger." Rose answered.

"Yeah I'm Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. Son of Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass." Scorpius said unconsciously pulling Rose closer to him. James noticed.

"Scor here is Rosie's boyfriend!" James shouted grinning to himself when there was an outburst of confusion.

"A Malfoy and a Weasley?" Snape asked.

"The Weasley/Potter clan and the Malfoys became somewhat friendly after the war." Teddy said which turned every eye on him and his now bright red hair.

"Are you a metamorphmagus?" Tonks asked.

"Yes." Teddy said smiling.

"Are you my son?" Tonks asked amazed.

"Uh - huh." Teddy replied still smiling widely and beaming.

"What's your name?" Tonks inquired.

"Edward Remus Lupin." Teddy replied loving the expression on his mother and father's face. "Call me Teddy."

"Are you - Do you...?" Remus tried to ask but couldn't get the words out.

"I am not a werewolf. I get a little moody around the full moon but that's it." Teddy said dismissing his father's fears.

"I told you! I told you Remus! There's nothing to be afraid of!" Tonks shouted and waved a finger in Remus' face. Remus smiled. A family! He never thought he could have a family! He tentatively looked at Teddy who tried to keep a neutral face while looking into the eyes of the father he never knew. Tonks rushed forward to hug them both and they were given a moment by the usually boisterous clan of cousins. They all knew how special this moment was for Teddy who never knew his mother or father. They emerged, Teddy looking at the ground and smiling while trying to hold back tears.

"That's it. Now Professor, how do we get back?" Lily asked knowing Rose was about to ask the same thing.

"My dear, first I'd like to know how you got here." Dumbledore stated.

Lily began telling the story stressing every so often that it was all Fred, James, and Lou's fault.

"This is going to be very tricky." Dumbledore said at last.