"oh oh oh!" linguine screamed, as white stuff spilld on da carpet. "I'VE SPILLD MY GLASS OF MILK!"
"Don't woryy." Ladsange sad and bent over….
…with a buckt of watr and a spong! Linguine culdn't touch water otherwise linguine wud die.
Linguine watchd as lasagna cleened up da white liquid. It turned Linguine on. Lasagne sor and continuewed teasing linguine. Linguine bit hur lip. Just den, lasagna got up and warlked ovur to her. Then he whispered "What are ur forts on pasta puns? Do u think dey r saucy or do u think that dey lack a bit of meat? I'm both saucy and meaty" Lasagna sed in a sexual tone for he spilld meetbals on his front. He stripped me of ma source and put his thinbg in my u know what. Da milk wasn't da only ting that wus spilt in da room that day, dey alsoo spilld diet cocke.
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