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"Ms. P this junk is boring!" Nala complained like the drama queen she was. "when in life are gonna ever need to write essays?!"

I looked up from my (in my opinion) meticulously disguised trashy novel to see some of the other students agreeing with her as they slumped over their desks in the way that only teens did. "Probably never." I shrugged, closing my book and leaning back in my chair.

"Then-"

"Are you ever going to use the Pythagorean Theorem to figure out a building? Or recite She Walks In Beauty outside of English Expo? Who knows? But this is the exact reason why they invented school." I paused, fixing her with an amused smirk. "To educate. And you all should consider yourselves lucky because some kids in your and future generations will never get it. I even hear that the Amish education system doesn't precede eighth-grade- or something like that. Anyone Amish?" They looked around at each other but none raised their hand. I could be wrong, though. The Amish Mafia probably says otherwise- anyway! The chestnut brunette rolled her eyes and conceded her defeat. She should know she really couldn't argue with me.

"But why did you choose Pablo...Neuter?" Luis asked.

"Neruda." I corrected "because he's awesome and he stands for something." As if that was answer enough, I nodded indignantly. Besides, if they read the essay, they might know why I chose to write about him. "Luis where are your glasses?" I asked, finally realizing that he looked different. Normally he wore glasses but today he was squinting pretty bad.

"I was not about to stick my hand down the toilet it get them." He muttered in defeat.

"Aye, that bastard Hans is gettin' outta control there! Dirty son of a-"

"Alright Merida! Cool your jets." I interjected before she lost her head. Even Anna was looking at her, most likely trying to do the same. She wasn't wrong though, why just that morning I had to help somebody else out of the dumpster, but he didn't say who did it. "I'm sure Mr. Munsun has a perfectly good reason- what? I was joking." I suddenly put my hands up in surrender from the numerous glares being pointed at me. Bad joke! What's wrong with you? "Look, I'm sorry. It's wrong of me to make light of something like that." He could have issues...

"Aw, don't sweat it. We still love you, Ms. P." Eric spoke up and then turned back to Luis. "We'll get that sucker on Christmas, my dad just got a new set of clippers that he doesn't want and-"

"Hey, no conspiring in my classroom without my consent." I stood up, walking to the first desk and picked up the copy of my essay that I'd handed out earlier. "Anyway, come on guys, research papers are not that hard. I wrote this essay last night in less than thirty minutes." I shook the paper pointedly "alls I ask of you for now is to find a topic to research later."

"Like what?" Aurora asked. Luckily class had only started twenty minutes ago, otherwise we'd be in the library without them having even chosen a topic! Oy vey.

"China's Martial Law, The Coco-Cola Wars, Taylor Launtner, Kate Middleton, palaces, Superheroes, Caesar Chavez- it's really up to you. I just want you to choose something that'll put sentences to those questions on your packets and hopefully a well-written essay. In my hands, by Friday."

Placing the essay back on Ralph's desk, I gave them a 'get to it' gesture before going to sit back at my own desk. "I believe in all of you."


"So, are you reading this for inspiration? Reference perhaps?" Anna asked and I froze in the doorway, having come back from the restroom. In her hands, she had the book I'd been reading, though I could see that she'd untaped the cover. Most likely because A Tale of Two Cities didn't consist of scenes of that particular naughty nature.

"H-hey! What do you think you're doing?" I hissed, closing the door behind me before quickly making my way over to where bright green eyes had glued back to the book.

"What am I doing? Why, I'm reading." She answered, backing away as I stepped infront of her. "Allow me to recite a paragraph to show you how well I read." She then cleared her throat and ducked under and out of my reach. Right.

"Anna-" I attempted to grab the book but froze in horror when she did just that.

"'He was rough and impatient, lacking the finesse I'd become used to, and I loved that he was. Loved it more when he leaned over me and shoved his cock into me-'"

"A-Anna!" Not caring if I had to tackle her to make her stop, I knew I just had to stop her somehow before we both grew embarrassed beyond all reason.

"'He fisted my hair, holding me still as he lunged again and again, pounding hard-'" she continued, holding me at arms length and I wanted to scream. Forget that, I was ready to die from embarrassment!

Finally, I managed to slap the book out of her hands and I clamped my arms around her so she wouldn't be tempted to pick it back up. Our faces were flushed and only worsened when we began to laugh. Quite hysterically at that. Holy hell!

"You crazy girl!" I slapped her shoulder and snatched the book up before striding back to my desk to smash it back into my bag. Never again.

"Excuse me madame, but I think you're the crazy one." She waved her hand dismissively. "How can you read that in a roomful of students? Dirty girl."

Oh. I'm the dirty girl? At least I wasn't reading it out loud! "Only for that class." I shrugged nonchalantly. "Wanna know why?"

"Because you barely got the 'disguise' this morning from Ms. Librarian?" She mused.

"No, because you're in there, sexy." I winked seductively at her, holding back a giggle when her eyes widened and her face turned a nice shade of red.

"You- you're- you are crazy..." she gasped dramatically as she clenched the front of her jacket.

I laughed. I had to, this was just plain ridiculous! Anna joined in and when I sat back down at my desk, she, too, came to sit on the surface.

"So how was your day yesterday?" I asked, looking up to find her still grinning goofily at me. "What?" Do I have something in my teeth? My question was answered when she slid off the desk and turned my head up so she could kiss me. How scandalous! With an acute ear listening for any abnormalities in the hall, I carefully kissed her back, bringing my hand up to caress her cheek as I did so.

"I missed you." She whispered after pulling back, leaving me with my own stupid grin.

"Me too." I mumbled happily as she placed her hands on the arm rests on either side of me before leaning back in for another kiss and I tried to remember if I had locked the door when I came in earlier. As her tongue dipped into my mouth, I quickly forgot and got caught up in wrestling her wicked muscle with my own.

I was just about to groan my appreciation at her boldness, when she suddenly ripped away and threw herself under the desk before turning my chair and yanking it straight ahead. Out of breath and still dazed, I was about to ask what the hell she was doing when the door suddenly opened, revealing none other than Sven, Belle and- oh hell Rapunzel. F-fuck, today's Tuesday isn't it?! Trying to look busy, I quickly scattered papers all over my desk.

"Hey, Snow Leopard. Hard at work are we? You know it's lunchtime right?" Rapunzel asked as she and the others pulled a few of the desks closer to my own.

"W-what? It is?" I looked at each of them dumbly. "Oh that's why no other students came back in. Nope, just me here." Chuckling nervously, I tried to calm my racing heart. S-settle down. It'll be fine. Yeah, as long as my redhead doesn't get any ideas!

"Els, do you have your iPad? There's a song I have in my head and I know you have it." Belle pleaded.

"Of course." I tried to sound sophisticated but as I went to back up and swivel my chair to the side, Anna quickly re-corrected me so I was right back in the same place. Luckily, everyone had their attention on unpacking their food so they didn't get to see my bewildered expression, or the way I ended up awkwardly reaching back to bring my bag up to the surface. Girl...

"So, I hear Frost is coming back from his suspension next week." Sven was next to start a conversation with me, but it was news I didn't want to hear.

"Ugh, you mean he only got suspended?" I grumbled, taking out my own lunch and stiffening when I felt something brush my leg. I just had to wear a skirt today didn't I?

"Well, yeah. You weren't exactly there to testify what went down." He added before biting into his sandwich.

"I can't believe he just outright kissed you!" Rapunzel stated somewhat angrily and Belle's eyes snapped from the iPad to me.

"He did? Sven why didn't you tell me? Better yet, Elsa-" her tone turned disapproving and I had the need to shrug sheepishly. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"I-I honestly forgot about it, what with that one asking me if it was okay to crash at my place for now-"

"Oh, so it's my fault? I would have punched his goddamn lights out right when I saw it-" Rapunzel cut me off with a snort and went on about something or other and her heroics.

Speaking of- I hadn't even told Anna about that kiss yet! Wait...yes I did. Uh-oh...As if she heard that last thought, I felt her fingers slide across my knees, causing me to clench my legs together. I bit my lip when her hands splayed on either of my thighs and under my skirt. O-oh shit. Stop it! Without raising suspicion, my hands shot down to hopefully stop her own, but when she suddenly grabbed my right hand, I stiffened once more.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Sven asked with a raised brow.

My first answer was a squeak as I felt Anna suck my middle and pointer finger into her hot mouth. "I-I mean I'm n-not that hot- hungry, I'm not hungry." I stammered, pressing my legs together more tightly. I caught her tongue and tried to pinch it my two fingers but choked on a breath when she cupped the backs of my knees. W-wait! with superhuman strength, she tore my legs apart and yanked me forward until my ribs hit the edge of the desk and I let out a surprised grunt. Why did they have to bring up Frost?!

"Are you okay, Elsa? Your face is all red." Belle observed, placing the iPad on the corner of her desk before taking the lid off of her container.

I'm fine, I just have my jealous girlfriend between my legs at the moment! "Fine, I-I'm fine." I squeezed Anna but regretted it when she suddenly pushed her hands further under my skirt, pushing the fabric up as well. "Shit-" I bit my lip to shut myself up, but when I saw Rapunzel looking questioningly at me, I frantically searched for an explanation "uh- m-my dad was supposed to-" I bit back a squeal when I felt Anna's lips begin to kiss my inner thighs. "Call! He was supposed to call me today and I- fuck- f-forgot my phone." Somehow Anna had managed to pull my hips forward and I now slumped in my seat, though none of them seemed to notice.

"You can use my phone if you want." Belle suggested.

"Yeah, I'd offer mine, but I don't want to go back to my office for it." Rapunzel shrugged before asking Belle for the iPad. Once she obliged, she brought her brown eyes back to me just as Anna's fingers pulled my panties aside. D-dammit Anna!

"Yes..." I breathed, but jerked when her tongue touched my clit. "No!" My hands made to push Anna back but when she suddenly squeezed my ass with her other hand while simultaneously sucking on my clit, I ended up tangling my fingers in her hair instead. Fuck, fuck, fuck!

"No you don't need to? Or you don't want to? Because I prefer you not want to." Belle sighed, like my parents got to her on a different level. Heh, they get to everyone on a personal level-

"That is I want very much." I tried to be witty but sort of lost it when Anna's tongue delved into my soaked folds. "jesus!" I said through clenched teeth, pulling Anna's head closer as my sense slowly began fading to passion. Anna, you idiot! Rapunzel looked up at me and I gave her a tight smile.

"Yeah, did y'all pray for your food?" She teasingly asked Sven and Belle who gasped mockingly. A-assholes. Oh my god! Anna's thumb pressed into my clit at the same time her tongue thrust inside and I already felt my release building. This was just so wrong that it only aided in making it that much hotter! So fucking naughty! "Hey you have Smells Like Teen Spirit! Is there a particular reason you have it?" Rapunzel drawled, waggling her eyebrows at me.

"Yes." I half moaned. "Good, soo good a reason that I have t-that song." My hips fought against keeping still and not riding Anna's face like they wanted to, which I was grateful for but as her pace increased, I had to physically restrain myself from doing so.

"Damn good song isn't it?" She asked and I had to take a double look at her to make sure she didn't know of the goings on under my desk, but there was only teasing in her green eyes as she pressed for an answer.

"S-so fucking good it's- shit- it's i-insane." I whimpered as my muscles began to coil.

"Are you sure you're okay? Your face is, like, really red and you're panting like you ran a mile." Sven leaned over to press his hand to my forehead and I jerked back, lest he feel the sweat there too. Little did I know that that last-ditch effort would push me closer to Anna's face evidently send me directly over that blissful cliff.

"Yes, I-I'm FINE!" I cried out suddenly and they all gaped at me.

"What the hell are you drinking?" Rapunzel jumped at my coffee cup "I want some!"

Through my pulsating vision, I saw her take a drink but spit some back out, immediately complaining that it was old coffee. As my redhead brought me back from seventh heaven I slumped forward, giggling to myself while the other two got after Rapunzel for spitting all over their food. They were completely oblivious as to what had just happened and I slapped Anna's hand away when it came up to cup my breast. She stifled a chuckle as well.

Insane. We are totally insane!