Edward Cullen quietly held onto the squirming puppy. It was attempting in vain to get away, it tried biting, squirming, peeing, farting, and many other puppy ways of getting lose.

But still, Edward held on to it.

"Damnit, let me go, you smell!"

Edward laughed and began to pet the small puppy.

"I shall call you...," Edward looked around for some inspirational thing to call it.

"Umm, I shall call you Prison."

The puppy stopped squirming and looked up at him, "What the...?"

Edward grinned and sprinted as fast as his vampire speed could carry him home.

Alice was standing outside the Cullen home, bouncing with excitement.

Edward was in front of her in a flash, grinning like a mad man.

Alice took the puppy from him, "I shall call you Petunia!"

Edward blinked, "It's name is Prison."

"Nut uh."

"Yuh huh."

"Nope."

"Yep."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

They locked in an intense staring contest

And so they stood, for four days and nights, just staring it out.

Jasper stood off to the side, his bet was on Edward.

Emmett stood beside him, his money was on Alice.

None of them noticed the puppy was gone, as it had somehow managed to wiggle from the grasp of Alice, three days before.

Carlise and Esme, having just returned for a two-week long vacation that was well needed, stared at the two.

Esme turned and whispered to Jasper, "What's this about?"

Jasper only shrugged.

Just then, Edward noticed the puppy was gone, and he cried out, "PRISON!"

And at the same time, Alice has also realized this, "PETUNIA!"

Alice and Edward were never the same again.