(A/N: I'd like to thank BellaBaby2813, nikkiRA, and briiittx xhc for the reviews! Thanks! Oh and P.S., this one is dedicated to BellaBaby2813!)
Emmett stood in front of the full-body mirror admiring his handiwork.
He had somehow managed to get some of Rosalie's clothes on without ripping them; he wore a black mini skirt which really left nothing to the imagination, some white high-heels, and a white spaghetti strap top.
He began to strut around the room, but he kept his eyes on the mirror.
With a grin, he picked up a shoe, and began to sing into it.
"I'm a Barbie Girl,
In a Barbie World,
Life in plastic,
It's fantastic!"
He danced around, wiggled his butt, and performed some moves that could have compared to that of a female entertainer, if you know what I mean.
"You can brush my hair, Undress me everywhere!
Imagination!
Life is your creation!"
He hadn't even noticed that Alice now stood in the doorway with a camcorder.
"I'm a blonde,
Single girl,
Living in a fantasy world!
Dress me up,
Take your ime,
I'm your dolly!"
As he spoke the words, he grabbed his hair and pulled it, yanking himself about.
Alice grinned happily, and continued taping.
"You're my doll,
Rock and roll,
Feel the glamour and pain!"
He shook his butt in the general direction of the camera, then continued still.
"Kiss me here!" He pointed to his chest, "Touch me there!" He pointed to his own butt, "Hanky panky!"
Jasper and Edward had now joined Alice, but they, unlike Alice, couldn't hold in their laughter.
Emmett turned on them slowly, dropped the show, and gasped in shock.
"Now what is so funny?" Emmett yelled as he heard Rosalie's voice, then he sprinted toward the window and jumped.
Rosalie blinked as she looked at the broken window and her three laughing siblings.
Alice showed her the tape, and Rosalie couldn't decide whether to feel bad for the humiliation her husband had just gone through, or be angry that he had ruined some of her clothing.
It took three days for Emmett to finally come back, besides, he needed some more of his clothes, as he'd left his wallet in his pants.
By then, Rosalie had decided she was both amused and angry, and therefore decided she'd get revenge on him by posting the video on Youtube.
Emmett's Sexy Dance, as they had named it, made it to the number 1 spot, three weeks running.
And that's how Rosalie got her revenge on Emmett, and it's also why Emmett will no longer go out in public again.