"Attention, everyone in the cafeteria. Yous are all assholes. Yous hate on people just because they're different than you. Like me. Like her. Like everyone at our table to some degree. You call lt the rejects table. I know yous all know what I'm talking about, so don't play stupid. Love is love. It doesn't matter who lt's with. You can love anybody your heart longs for. And I love Bonnibel Bubblegum!".

She grabbed Bonnibel's hand & helped her onto the table. Bonnie was extremely nervous, with everyone looking, but she was no longer afraid.

"This is the girl that the world & everyone here wants to take away from me. She is the most understanding, smart, kind, fun & beautiful person I have ever known.".

Even through nervousness, she blushed at the compliments.

"And I love her. Why should I have to be a boy to love her? I'm not a boy & I'm never going to be one. I don't want to miss out on such a wonderful person due to a circumstance outside of my control. I will love who I desire. We must have done something right to make so many enemies. You hate us? Well, so what? We don't need anyone's acceptance. All we need is each other.".

She paused briefly, then spoke in a lower voice.

"If this is so wrong, then why does lt feel so right?".

Then she kissed Bonnie in front of everyone, as though for the first time, as though noone was watching. At first Bonnie was nervous of everyone watching them kiss, but then she emptied her mind of all distraction to focus on what was really important. She no longer cared what the school thought of them & she grabbed Marceline tightly. It was better than any kiss they had ever shared before. It was like a recall to their first kiss at the park, but better, much better. The planets were aligned & physics took a break. Finn & the group, who had been listening rivettingly to the speech, decided to help them out by saying, "Awww". Chronoswitchically, almost everyone in the cafeteria began saying, "Aww", in unison. When the kiss finished, they sat down to a standing, well, sitting, ovation. They were embarrassed, but happy. The couple looked around the cafeteria with tearful eyes. They had finally gained everyone's acceptance. Almost everyone. In the midst of the applause, LSP was running around frantically.

"No, don't cheer for them. Look at them. They are weird. They're just losers who can't get boyfriends.".
"Shut up, LSP.", said some people in the crowd.
"Are we still doing the triple date today?", asked Jake.
"Yeah", said an enthused Marcy & Bonnie in sync. "Three times the fun." Marceline added.

They were madly in love & nobody could take that away from them.


Epilogue!


The next school day, a saddened LSP sat alone at her table, looking down. With no hard feelings, the all female couple took seats in front of her, hands clasped & smiles equipped.

"I'm sorry.", LSP began. "I've been really unfair & cruel.".
"But why?", Bonnie asked.
"I don't really have anything against yous. I was just scared that everyone else would. Even when I was by the park that night, I figured everyone would find out anyway. I didn't want to lose my friends. Look how well that worked out. Looks like a little time to reflect will do you good. What yous have is speacial & I should never have messed with lt. I know now that I desserve what I got.".
"You're damned right.", Marceline said.

Bonnibel elbow nudged her gently.

"But we forgive you.".
"We'll be your friends.", Bonnie said.
"Really?", LSP looked up.
"Nope", Marceline cackled.

Bonnibel glared at her.

"Hey, I'm just having my fun. A little payback. Ofcourse we will. Bridge over water or however that goes.".
"Thanks, girls. I was wrong to call yous losers. I promise I won't be mean anymore.", LSP said with a newfound sincerity.
"We have a reserved spot for you at our table. That is, lf you don't mind being seen at the rejects table." Marceline joked. "What do you say?".

Marceline extended her hand.


;If only I weren't so lazy, I would revise & edit these stories. I added in the epilogue at the last minute because I'm so bored of strictly evil antagonists. People can improve. Wreck-It Ralph, bro. They won't, but hey, this is fiction, so I make teh rulez. This story started in Late 2011 after I saw What Was Missing & is My first fan fiction. I wrote lt in Mein notebook while bored in school & decided to transcribe lt here one month or so later. I'm not really sure why lt says 2013, but I assure you I published lt here in 2011, when I made the account. Perhaps I had lt set to private at first. I blame Marty McFly.

;Update: Seven years later & Marcibel is now canon (you have to see lt to believe lt), which inspired Me to finally go back & fix up these primitive-assed stories. Sometimes life is not so disgustingly awful. But mostly, lt is. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the updated chapters. I sure do. If not, well... you're kinda dumb. I refer you to Not-Me. This fan fiction is dedicated to Grandma Bonnie. She liked girls n' stuff. And she was a bit like Marceline in personality (sort of a dark prankster with a heart of gold). She was the nicest person in the world, possibly even nicer than I am. And that's no easy feat either. She died in 2018, but before the ATWF&J finale (where they kiss) aired. Ironically, she died of a bad heart. Well, that's all I wrote. With far too' much Lensh Hwuana in this Resh Henuku world, this has been a Microblue story. 1.