Grim Wakfu ch.2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Bravely bold our hero's rode forth from Kelba
They were not afraid to die
O, brave hero's
They were not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Hero's
They were not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have their eyes gouged out and their elbows broken
To have their kneecaps split and their bodies burned away
And their limbs hacked and mangled
O, Brave hero's!
Their heads smashed in and hearts cut out
Their liver removed and bowels unplugged
Their nostrils raped, and bottom burned off, and genitals-
"Grim! Shouted Eva. Please stop! Were all uncomfortable enough as it is!" Percedal shrugs. "What are you all on about? I liked it!" "Well I didn't!" Shouts Amalia between vomiting.
Yugo meanwhile was depressed. "I can't believe Kabrok and Miranda are separating!" Grim shrugs. "It just goes to show you. Love is a deadly game for incurable optimists, unwitting masochists, or idiots! He then smiles.
MAY ALL OUR STORIES END SO WELL! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
What? Asked a confused Yugo
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"Right, I'm just going to speed this along if you don't mind." said the impatient Grim as he marched up to the ugly princesses gate. To the groups horror he unzipped his pants and let out a geyser of flaming urine that immediately set everything ablaze.
Desperate the princesses immediately threw Percedal out of the tower. Grim then shut off the flames...only for the group to watch in horror as the formerly human "frogs" turn into beasts and kill the princesses. Grim chuckled.
MAY ALL OUR STORIES END SO WELL! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
Is he talking to us? Asked a confused Ruel.
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This isn't what I wanted! Said a horrified Yugo as he watched the carnage unfold. They'd taught the puddles how to fight the bullies...But the puddles had taken it too far! They were out for blood!
After driving the bullies away they gave chase and ravaged their homes! So of course the bullies had to retaliate! And the puddles struck back! Now this whole area was one big battleground!
Grim smiles at the despair. "Wow! Yah think this is just a simple cycle of revenge gone wrong or a precursor for all out civil war? Grim shrugs. Well whatever, it's a righteous instance of the law of unintended consequences. That shows that even the most sincere acts of generosity can be turned nasty through the selfishness of others! How predictable...I love it!"
MAY ALL OUR STORIES END SO WELL! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
"Okay, seriously who are you saying that to!?" Snaps an irritated Amalia.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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