Grim Wakfu ch. 3

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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There's a big pileup on route 65!

6 people dead and I'm barely alive!

There's blood and vomit all over the place!

I want to scream but I don't have a face!

"Really, Grim!?" Shouts an outraged Amalia as she tends to the wounded. The group had just defeated Vampyro...But all was not well...Even though the towns people were no longer ghouls; years of having their bodies corrupted by evil magic and committing unspeakable acts of evil under the orders of a madmen had taken their toll. Some were riddled with debilitating physical disorders. Others had gone stark raving mad. Many more were comatose from the shock.

It didn't help matters that Wagner had been banished. The people didn't care that Shadowfang was mainly responsible, they wanted blood! This of course caused a power vacuum that a couple local barons, guild masters, and criminals were trying to fill...which wasn't helping the situation at all! Grim reluctantly stopped playing his song and decided to focus on either getting the group further involved with the conflict(thus giving him more chances for mayhem) or getting them to leave(thus moving the story along). Decisions. Decisions...

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"Well...at least Amalia is cured." Said Yugo in an attempt to cheer everyone up...which doesn't succeed. The group could only watch in horror as mutated, psychotic versions of Amalia's doll continuously multiplied like rabbits and ravaged the countryside.

It also soon became clear that the reason Sybannak refused to let them have the sap...was because to take it would eventually kill the Ceverom tree...which kills the entire forest including everyone and everything within it. Amalia sobbed both at the death of an entire forest and the loss of her life-long companion. While Grim desperately tried to not laugh out loud...

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Yugo just shook his head in disbelief. How could things have gone so horribly wrong? Thought Yugo to himself as he gazed around at the mangled remains of the baker contest. Things had gone from bad to worse! First Eva's rain arrow soured and caused acid rain. Then ratafouine's Guard dog became a giant and chased Percedal and Ruel all across the town. Flattening anything in it's path.

Then during the contest the judges suddenly went nuts and ordered the contestants to fight each other! The whole then most of the contestants went mad too! That groll guy's bread loogies and body slams caused a miniature earthquake/tsunami! That Macrobio fellah unleashed an army of Franken-bread! And that Chochanna girl- Yugo shuddered. Who'd have thought such a beautiful girl was in reality a war-mongering cannibal?!

Yugo sighed as he watched as Chouquette was shackled up and carted away to jail. During the fight her breadnaught accidentally crushed Xav's wife and children. Grim gave the boy a comforting pat on the back. "Don't worry my boy; it's been said that Certain amounts of family strife promotes economic imagination as well as inventive uses for vulgar insults!" Yugo just looked at him confused...

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Ruel sobbed. "My Kamas! My beautiful Kamas!" The group looked at the ruined remains of Ruel's secret hideaway in astonishment. For the life of him Ruel didn't know what happened. He'd just turned the tables on Gonnard by turning him into chocolate...then he exploded! Reducing all of his beautiful Kama's to ash! Something was rotten in Bonta and he didn't like it! If this was a natural power of genie, he'd eat his shovel!

Grim merely smiled. "Perhaps this is for the best, old boy! After all, life should never be about material things. That's a vile abomination! A hideous perversion! Hmmmm, you'd think I'd like it!" Admitted Grim thoughtfully...

MAY ALL OUR STORIES END SO WELL! UNTIL NEXT TIME!

"Hey, how come you haven't said that in awhile?" Asked percidal curiously. "I got sick and tired of being asked why I said it." Confessed Grim. "Why do you say that!?" insisted Amalia. "What I'm not allowed a catchphrase!?" grunted an annoyed Grim...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

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