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The next day
"Amy...Hey Santiago...Amy".
Amy groaned from under the covers of her not so comfy hotel bed.
Suddenly a high pitch siren exploded inside of her ears and she quickly sat up, eyes wide and panting in panic. As sudden as the noise began it stopped, Amy snapped her head left to where the piercing noise had come from reveal Jake's body sitting cross legged on the opposite bed with an air horn in hand smiling.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, PERALTA!" she almost screamed at him
Jake just smiled, and then took his sarcastic serious look which he liked to use mainly on her and Caption Holt.
"Shhhh, Santiago not so loud there are other people in this hotel that could be still asleep; you need to be considerate of others"
Amy just groaned again it was way too early to deal with Jake "where the hell did you get that anyway"
"Oh you mean My air horn? do you like it? Well you see dear Amy I happened to awake quite early on this chipper sunny day and I thought to myself what better way to start the day then get some good old fashion caffeine into my blood, so I went for a walk, an adventure if you like to find the closest coffee shop with the cheapest price, when suddenly"
looking off into the distance dramatically Jake continued "out of nowhere a toy shop was right in front of me, naturally like all mature grown men I was intrigued, so I looked in the window only to see a second hand air horn for just $5 so I bought it and that my dear Amy is how the world was born."
Jake finished his story with both arms open wide and the childish grin on his face. "I think you just wasted 20 years of my life" Amy groaned lying back down her heart still racing a little from Jake's air horn
Rolling over to her side to check the time, Amy was now truly annoyed "God Jake it's 6:10 am, you woke me up at 10 past 6 in the morning"
"Yeah I know, you slept in." Jake said now fiddling with his air horn too interested in his new toy to look at Amy " You know I've always wondered how's these work" he said
Amy buried her head in her pillow hoping to block out Jake's existence entirely.
A knock at the door saved Amy, and she thanked whatever ever god that did it.
"Hello" said Jake hiding the air horn behind his back as he answered the door.
"Hi, look I'm sorry to bother you so early but we've had a complete about a loud noise" said a middle aged man. Jake scrunched his eyebrows down in interest
"yes I did hear that just before, whoever it was has got some nerve, I mean my poor wife and I were spooked out of our whits, I think it was the French couple from next door" Jake leaned in towards the man "the only noise you'll hear from my room is the old ball and chain complaining if you know what I mean" both men smiled and Amy just rolled her eyes and sat up leaning against the headboard of the bed.
"Oh thank you, I'll check it all out" the man said before Jake shut the door. "Come on I have a whole day planned, so get up and put on something nice not the terrible suit stuff you normally wear, WERE GOING OUT!" Jake yelled while putting one hand confidently on his waist and the other in air.
"What, are you talking about we have to stay and study the profiles of the people attending Punter's party tonight" Amy said finally getting out of the bed and yawning.
"And even if we didn't study I'm not going anywhere with you" she walked towards her bag to get some clothes to wear expecting to hear a sarcastic joke as a reply but only silence met her ears.
Amy turned towards Jake confused she was about to ask if a cat had got his tongue only to find him staring blankly at her with his mouth slightly open, his stare send a stomach turning shiver down her spine, she looked down at herself thinking maybe she had some dirt or something on her but all she saw was her white mid drift singlet that used to be a full singlet but she accidentally shrunk it one night while doing her laundry so now it's her bed shirt and short bed shorts, that now that she realized her shorts were practically underwear.
Amy suddenly became very uncomfortable with what she was wearing she didn't realize how unappropriated her sleep wear was when she packed it; all she was thinking off was what would be most comfortable and practical. She thought that Jake must think how horrible she must look showing off so much skin.
Amy looked back up to met Jake's eyes only to see him swallow hard, his stare was unreadable Amy wasn't sure what he was thinking. The intensity in Jake's eyes told her that he wanted nothing more in this world than to rip off all her clothes but a small part of her screamed that he was disgusted with what she was wearing either way the situation she had got herself in was uncomfortable.
She quickly crossed her arms in front of her stomach in an attempt to cover up as much as possible,
This seemed to wake Jake from his thoughts as he cleared his throat and said sorry and something about needing something from the car, before quickly walking out the door and slamming it behind him.
Amy released her crossed arms and let out a deep breath of air "well that wasn't weird or uncomfortable at all" she said as she picked up some clothes for the day and headed towards the bathroom stilling thinking of Jake's eyes on her body she needed a long shower to shake off Jake's stare.
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By the time Amy had emerged from the bathroom Jake was back to his old self sitting on his bed watching cartoons on the Tv like nothing had happen.
"Really Jake? Your watching looney tunes?" it really didn't surprise her that much
"Um yeah why wouldn't I be watching looney tunes, it's the best show ever. What else am I'm suppose to watch, the news! Ha good one." Jake laughed to himself before turning his attention back to the Tv.
Amy decided that Peralta wasn't about to Jake up this situation any more, she had put up with the taunting and smirking, the stupid air horn and now cartoons, no way they were going to do this assignment perfectly.
Feeling determined Amy marched over to the Tv "Hey, what are you doing." Was all she heard before switching the power off and pulling the plug, her action was met with almost a scream from Jake.
"NOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Amy turned to see Jake on the edge of his bed wide eyed and shocked "why would you do that now I'll never know if road runner got away."
Amy tilted her head in an almost "are you serious right now" way. "Come on Peralta will you be serious, we need to study these personalities for tonight so we can blend in."
"Alright, alright" Jake said jumping off the bed look to show you how seriously serious I am I'll even use my serious thinking voice "I am Vince Burham, a serious man" Jake said in a deep voice putting his hands on his hips and lowering one eyebrow
Amy squinted "your serious voice sounds like an imitation of Caption holt cross with Nicolas cage."
"Well detective that's because both of those men are actually" Jake looked away and off into the distance dramatically "MY FATHERS"
Amy played along looked shocked because really what was the harm "NO" she said
"Yes that's right" Jake looked back at Amy "it happened one summer night, Nic saw a beautiful bald man in a ripped shit." Amy quickly cut Jake off
"Yeah, alright Peralta, that's enough." Amy said smiling
"What? Too much?"
They both laughed, until Amy cleared her throat indicating that fun time was over and they had work to do
"Alright here you go Peralta." Amy said shoving a large folder in His hands; Jake flinched not expecting it to be so heavy
"Dear God what is in this, a rock" Amy looked up at him innocently
"No Just the information and head shot of every party guest expected at the party tonight, study up" Amy said before walking over and sitting on her bed her folder already laying out so she could begin studying"
Jake waited a second before saying "Amy is this color coordinated" he said smiling
"Yeah, and in Alphabetical order too" she said a little too excited
"Hey Santiago style" he said dropping the folder on his bed
Amy smiled at his comment before dropping her head down and reading her first profile she keep smiling to herself as she read thinking of Jake's stupid voices and imagining him on a Weekend watching cartoons in kids Pj's with a bowl of colorful cereal.
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