I DONT OWN FAIRY TAIL (TT-TT)
Happy the Cat liked a post "Why fish is delicious"
Lucy- Happy you are going to be fat one day
Lucy- WAIT WHO OWNS THIS STUPID ACCOUNT I'M TALKING TO A CAT!
Happy- Heehee you shouldn't be talking Lushee
Natsu- Yeah Luce, you have gained weight lately. Maybe it's all those strawberry shakes
Lucy- I'll be back
Lucy Hearfillia logged off
Natsu- What's that noise Happy?
Natsu- Happy?
Natsu- AAAAHHHHH MAVIS HELP MEEEEEE
Happy the Cat and Natsu Dragoneel logged off
Lucy Heartfillia updated her status
A good "Lucy kick" to the head will shut up any annoying people. *cough cough* Natsu *cough cough* Happy.
Natsu- Shitake mushrooms you kick hard
Happy- Wahhh Natsu, Lushee is mean!
Gray- Hah you got beat up by a girl flame brain!
Natsu- You wanna go ice cube?!
Gray- Let's go!
Erza- That doesn't sound very friendly guys :(
Gray- I mean let's go to the park like we planned Natsu
Natsu- Yeah Erza we were going to go race and have fun and do stuff that doesn't involve fighting!
Erza- Good.
Elfman Strauss posted a photo
Going to the beach with my sisters is MAN
Evergreen- Hah you are such a loser compared to me, the Queen of Fairybook
Elfman- Insulting people isn't MAN
Evergreen- Whatever
Elfman- Do you even go out with people MAN
Evergreen- No I mean yes! All the time!
Elfman- I'll take you out to prove it because proving things is MAN
Evergreen- Fine. But only because I'm bored
Ichiya- The parfum of love is in the air PARFUM
Evergreen- I'll meet you in a bit. I have someone I need to kill first.
Erza- I've got a shovel to bury the body especially for these kinds of things if you need it. If you actually want me to do it for you I can too.
Evergreen- … why do you have a shovel for dead bodies?
Erza Scarlet logged off.
Gajeel Redfox added a favorite song "Shoobe Doo Ba"
Levy: Gajeel… never mind.
Lucy: Dude, when will you realize that song sucks!
Natsu: LOL IDK ROWLF TTYL, Luce did I use those right?
Gajeel: Salamander you are dumber than a piece of metal.
Gray: Finally something we can agree on!
Lucy: Why does these statuses never stay on topic. *Sweat drops*
Natsu: YEAH I'M DUMB. Wait… that'd bad! HEYYYYYY
Erza: Is something going on boys?
Gajeel: N, no!
Gray: No we're besties!
Natsu: What they said!
Lucy Hearfillia won two tickets to "Takeover Resort"
Lucy: That name sounds suspicious…
Mirajane: MWAHAHA TAKE NATSU! Uh I mean, I bet you and Natsu would have a lovely time being best friends and nothing more even though you should be.
Lucy: AHA so it was you who owns the resort.
Mirajane: Do you honestly thing I have enough money for that?
Lucy: I guess not. Well I guess it would nice to take a break with Natsu. Yush I'll ask him!
Lucy Hearfillia logged off
Mirajane: I do have enough money. Heehee :)
Lucy Heartfillia messaged Natsu Dragoneel
Lucy: Hey Natsu, want to go to a resort?
Natsu: What's a resort? No just kidding I know. It's like a cabin right?
Lucy: Sureee… whatever will get you to go. I mean wanna go?
Natsu: YEAH I'M FIRED UP!
Master: Natsu you are going to a resort with Lucy?! *sniffle sniffle* Take care of her. Kids grow up so fast.
Erza: NATSU YOU HURT LUCY YOU'RE DEAD!
Levy: Wahhh Lu- chan you can't leave me for Natsu
Happy: Lushe you liiiiiiiiiiiike Natsu!
Gary: Oi flame-brain you hurt my sister I hurt you.
Lucy: Wait let's get some things straight. 1. Whoever has the Happy account is dead. 2. Natsu are not dating, we are just going to a resort as FRIENDS. 3 And Levy- chan I would never leave you. I LOVE YOU!
Levy: I LOVE YOU TOO LU- CHAN
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