God, I can't believe I forgot to update this. Whoops. Well, here you go.
Mirajane wrote on the secret page Gale
Mirajane: So as you guys know, we are running Gruvia on another page but we used Levy and Gajeel to confuse them. Or Gray. But, inception! We are using Gruvia to confuse Gale and Gale to confuse Gruvia, for these purposes, Gray is not in our group.
Natsu: Uh, did anyone else get that? Like seriously, I think she just tried to order something from Starbucks.
Lucy: Dummy, all she said was we are planning a plot to get Gray and Juvia as well as Levy and Gajeel together at the same time.
Juvia: Juvia is only here to make sure this Gale planning doesn't take too long. After all, Gruvia is more important.
Cana: Hehe why don't we send them on a double date of sorts?
Mirajane: Finally, a good idea!
Lissana: Ooooh, Mira-nee we should send them all on a "mission" together where we set it up to get them into compromising situations!
Mirajane: I love the way your mind works, dear sister
Lucy: I shudder at the idea of what would ever happen if Mirajane wanted to take over the world.
Mirajane: Heh heh, you should.
Erza: I shall be able to get a contact to rent out a town.
Evergreen: You can rent out towns?!
Erza: I have my ways *fades into the shadows*
Natsu: … *shudders*
Plue liked an article "How to tell if you eat enough! Quiz!"
Lucy: I swear, my violent tendencies only increase after I joined Fairybook.
Wendy: But Lucy-san, you're so nice!
Happy: The devil only shows its face to those it hates…
Natsu: Hey! My result was glutton, what does that mean?!
Gray: It means you eat too much idiot.
Natsu: Nonsense, you can never eat too much.
Laxus: Did Natsu just use the word nonsense?
Gajeel: Did we see a spark of not pure dumbness?
Natsu: I nonsense eat just the right amount of food.
Erza: Natsu, what does nonsense mean?
Natsu: Uh, duh, it's like saying uh.
Happy: What did you get Plue?
Plue: Punnnn punnnn.
Natsu: See, Plue got healthy, psh whatever that means
Lucy: Natsu, how in the world do you know what Plue is saying?
Natsu: More like how do you not know what Plue is saying?
Lucy: More like no.
Markov Dreyer posted a photo
Tbt to those high school prom nights.
Laxus: I do not know you.
Markov: Eh, what did I do wrong?
Laxus: I'm pretty sure all my mirrors would break if I displayed the photo in front of them
Natsu: Gotta agree with him there Gramps
Gray: Well at least he looks better than you Natsu
Lucy: You realize that now that I'm dating him I have to defend him
Gray: So?
Lucy: You also realize I'm super violent, plus Erza, I happen to know who dropped your cake yesterday
Gray Fullbuster logged off
Natsu: Ehehe, I have harnessed the power of Lucy! I am invincible!
Markov: Hey but what about my looks?
Lucy: Sorry Gramps, there's no denying it
Markov: TT-TT
Welp, hope you enjoyed.