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Last Time on Someone Like Me

"Your room is this way." Konan said as she headed over to the blue door. "You also get to paint this door and your room. The empty book case in there is for your books, if you have any." With that, Konan handed Misayo a set of keys.

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After Konan helped Misayo pain both doors yellow, they decided to keep the beach theme that Kisame had.

"Misayo, I'm going to gather the rest of the Akatsuki members in the den, so you can meet them. Why don't you change then you can join us. Oh, and I would burn any, and all clothes that can be seen as sexy, Hidan is kind of a perv." Konan said as she walked to the wet door.

After seeing a moment of panic on Misayo's face, she pulled out a piece of paper, and a red pen. Konan then wrote something on the paper, and handed it to Misayo. Looking at the paper, Misayo saw that it was a map of some sort. There was a circle, an X, a triangle, and a square on it. There was also a key at the bottom of it.

"This is a map of the base. The X is where we are now. The circle is where the den is. The triangle is where your training area is everyone gets their own. Last but not least, the square is where the kitchen is. I wrote it down in case you forget. I didn't mark down the bathroom down since you were already been there. I will see you in five minutes.

Once Konan had left, Misayo changed from her plain white traveling clothes, to a pair of black shorts that reached her knees. Her oversized T-shirt reached to her pockets of the shorts. The black shirt had the words "Fuck Off" written in red. She grabbed an extra hair tie, and braided her hair. Once done, she took a look at the map, and headed towards the den.

In the den there was a large couch that could seat four people. There were also two love seats facing each other, with a coffee table between the two. On one love seat Itachi was sharing with Kisame. On the other were Hidan and Kakuzu. On the couch were Deidara, Sasori, and Zetsu, leaving a spot open in between Zetsu and Deidara. In front of everyone was Konan. Once she saw Misayo, she started talking.

"Now that Misayo is here, I want all of you to go around the room and say your name, and a rule of the base." After giving a look to Hidan that said try me, Konan took the open seat, leaving Misayo standing in front of everyone.

"Itachi Uchiha, stay out of my room." The guy with black hair said as he crossed his arms

"Kisame Hoshigaki, what Itachi means is that you can't enter someone's room without the saying so. Same thing goes with the training areas." The tall blue man said looking at Misayo. He then gave a smile that showed off his shark like teeth.

"Zetsu, all food must be eaten in the kitchen." A cheery voice said. "And it can't be people." A sadistic voice continued.

"OK, which one of you said that?" Misayo asked looking around the room.

"I did." The cheery voice said.

"Why do you have two voices? And, what's up with the it can't be people, who eats people?" Misayo said the plant like man. All she got in response was just a glare.

"The fucker has split personality." Hidan said earning him a look from Konan.

"What, he does." Hidan said as he pointed to Zetsu.

"Is anyone going to answer my question?" Misayo asked looking at the group.

"It's better if you don't know, un." Deidara said.

"OK, moving on. You already know my name is Konan. I am second in command. Because, Leader-sama is a very busy guy, I sometimes give the teams missions. So, any order I give is from the leader himself." Konan talked with smile, but her face became stern when she talked about the orders.

"Deidara, no explosives are to be kept at the base, un." The blonde said looking sad.

"Isn't that how you blow up the door?" Misayo asked remembering what had happened not that long ago.

"Yes, it was, and because it wasn't his fault that the door wouldn't open, he isn't the one who will be punished, Hidan, Kisame, and Itachi will. But, if I find out that there is any more of that clay here at the base, you're not going to be spared, got it Deidara." Konan said turning to the man next to her. Her face was very stern.

"Yes ma'am." The blonde said looking at his partner.

"Sasori, no loud music after nine thirty pm and not before eight am." The red head said.

"Kakuzu, don't break anything. I don't want to replace anything."

"I'm fucking Hidan." The Jashin said.

"That's nice, but who are you?" Misayo asked, earning her a few laughs.

"Fucking bitch."

"So now you're calling Hidan a bitch? That's not nice."

"You're a smart ass, aren't you?"

"I rather be a smart ass, then a dumb ass."

The whole Akatsuki (Pein was in the shadows) was watching the two wondering which one was going to crack first. Konan deiced to step in before they killed each other, and we all know that could happen.

"Hidan, just drop it, and tell her a rule." Konan said looking at the man.

"Fine you must wear your ring at all times."

"Sorry Leader-sama has already told me that one." Misayo said looking at him.

"OK, then you must wear your cloak whenever you leave the base."

"Nope Leader-sama has also told me that one."

"Damn it, why does he always get the easy ones? You can't kill anyone at the base, wither they are a part of the Akatsuki or not." Hidan said looking annoyed.

Looking around to the other people, Konan saw the same look on some of the other members. "Alright, you all can leave if you want. Hidan, Kisame, and Itachi meet me in Leader-sama's office tomorrow morning at six, for your punishment." She then turned back to Misayo "I love your shirt. I never saw a shirt with words on it, where did you get it?"

"Oh, I made it. I took a blank T-shirt and sewed the words onto it. It's kind of my hobby. I can make you one if you want. All I would need is a shirt, the tread you want the words in, and the message you want written on it." Misayo said smiling at the woman. After seeing everyone else had left to turned back to the woman. "Well, I'm going to bed, see you when I wake up." Misayo said, then headed back to her room.