April fool's day!
Hello im back with another instalment of The British Isles, please enjoy!
Arthur whistled to himself as he got out the shower and walked into his large Victorian style bedroom. He dressed in a pair of black skinny jeans, a British flag t-shirt and slid on his black boots. Arthur then inserted his tongue piercing and ran a hand through his golden hair, deeming his appearance satisfactory he went downstairs for his morning tea. Arthur was in the mood for some Darjeeling or maybe some Earl Gray… Of course Alfred showed up and ruined that.
"Iggy! There's an elephant in your garden!" yelled Alfred storming into the house. "Bloody India and his bloody elephants, not again!" he grumbled walking towards his bay window then realised he had been tricked. "April fool's Artieeeeee" Alfred whispered wrapping his arms around the smaller blonde's waist. "You wanker! Thought India had destroyed my roses again!" hissed Arthur shoving Alfred away furiously. Alfred decided he had to do this April fools thing more often, pissed off Arthur is ALWAYS adorable and sexy, yep definitely sexy. What was it that Japan called him? A tsundere? Yep definitely a tsundere.
God Alfred loved that spark in his eyes when he was passionate about something now if he could manage to get that spark directed at him then…. "Alfred are you even paying attention to me?" fumed Arthur and Alfred laughed sheepishly "sorry dude, did you forget it was April fool's day again?" England blushed crimson and Alfred wanted to eat Arthur for breakfast "shut u stupid git America!" he grumbled heading towards his couch. Then his phone began to ring and Alfred could barely stop himself from laughing when a Japanese anime song came on, the Black Butler opening theme tune to be precise "Hello, yes Kiku, no I didn't forget, yes me and Alana are coming around next week, no Kiku I won't forget, yes okay goodbye." huffed Arthur ending the call.
"Sooooooo, Artie what are you and north doing with Japan?" asked America sweetly plopping down on the couch as close to Arthur as he could get without the Brit getting awkward. Alfred was jealous "oh me and lana are going to do an anime marathon next week along with China, Germany and the two Italy's, there's some mafia business Yao, lana and Lovi need to take care of Feliciano's useless on the subject unless killings involved and Ludwig's going to keep him company." Arthur then froze, realising what he had said Alfred was smirking because:
a) He had seen Arthur's badass side
b) He was going to Kiku's mostly for business therefore Kiku isn't a threat
c) Arhtur was probably only going because Alana was forcing him to so Kiku wouldn't be left by himself ( lucky bastard being in Northern Irelands good books, it was next to impossible despite her being the friendliest living nation, were does all that rage COME from?)
And of course d) he had spotted a flash of silver, apparently Arthur had a tongue piercing= How sexy could Arthur get!
Alfred knew Arthur had tattoo's but he could never get the Brit to admit to it, he had to ask France about it later and he also knew he had managed to get Arthur to relax enough to talk about what was going on; thank God for Kiku! ( cue Kiku sneezing in Japan)
"Alfred?" asked Arthur "yeah Iggy?" he noticed how Arthur was visibly trying to keep his cool "I hate you and never want to see you again" Arhtur deadpanned and America froze; his blue eyes widened in shock. This couldn't be happening no, no, no, no, not again! He started to shake and almost started to cry until Arthur leaned forward and breathed into his ear:
"April fools Alfred."
Goddammit England was the sexiest thing on the planet when he wore his "checkmate" face and dropped his guard, it was as if he was screaming for Alfred to fuck him and yet he didn't because once again the phone rang, this time a French lullaby. "Bonjour twat what do you want?" and….. Normal Arthurs back. Now for Alfred's boner…