YAYYY! MY FIRST REVIEW! SHO DA HAPPEY!(sorry fakish Asian accent coming out)

Hawkllama: Yea, I would think so. Your words remind me of Natsu from Fairy Tail yelling the same thing at the crowd of mages in the aftermath of the Eclipse arc. He was dressed in the king's robes. It was hilarious when I read the manga. And the result to that is pissed-off-Erza, most of the occupants of the room magically facefaulting to the floor and shrieks of reprimandation from most of Fairy Tail. Ahem. Rambling. Sorry. Yea but if Naruto went in there as he is(i.e. Sage, Hero of the Fourth Shinobi War, son of the Yellow Flash and the Red Habanero, apprentice of the Toad Sage, and master of fuinjutsu), you'd think that all the genin participating would immediately surrender to him, wouldn't you?

So typing this up at 10:30 at night isn't exactly good for my brain. Just staring at the screen makes my brain go 'whoa hold up there and let me try and not get melted into mush, alright?'

The brightness of my screen is annoying. I can't even type properly. I swear that I'm making mistakes every other word.

Yea. Anyways, I just realised that I forgot the disclaimers last time. So now, I'm gonna say them to make sure that no lawsuit gets filed against me…

I most sincerely apologise for not updating for so long! m(_ _)m. There will be some minor details changed and some not so minor, like keeping characters alive. So far, the only change is that Naruto is a fuinjutsu master, and knows a shit-ton more Futon jutsu. As to why I'm keeping people alive, well their entertainment value is too much to just throw away. As for how they're still alive….hmmm, let's just say that Yuki managed to jump into their battles and save them.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto & Co. or all related franchises.

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Okay. So a recap- last time Naruto and Co. minus Sasuke were in the Forest of Death, headed towards the tower in the middle from the Sand-Sound Invasion Chuunin exams to meet with Tsunade so that Naruto can get his genjutsus placed on him for the Chuunin Exams which are in a few weeks. They've met up with Yuki, who's currently accompanying them and were discussing Sasuke's whereabouts.

"Ah, look. We're here."

The quartet had stopped in front of a giant building sitting in the middle of a clearing. It was pretty big for a building in the middle of a forest in which giant, man-eating Fire country tigers that could grow to be 3 times the height of a full-grown man, and it was in pretty good condition as well. The four of them walked up to the huge oak doors.

"There's a chakra seal on it. Naruto, channel a bit of your chakra into it."

"But, Yuki-san, why Naruto?"

"Well, considering how Naruto's the reason we're here, I think it'd be safest if it was Naruto. Tsunade may have not linked it up to us, and I'd rather not try to deal with the effects of the traps that she has no doubts set up in the case of someone not keyed in to the seal."

"Whoa, Yuki-nee, you're so smart!"

"No brat, it's not being smart, it's called L-O-G-I-C of which you seem to have none, therefore leading to your idiotic, reckless behaviour."

"OI! I RESENT THAT! And I'm much smarter now!"

"Yes, but you still act like an idiot most of the time."

Naruto pouted, huddling in a dark corner that had mysteriously appeared out of nowhere, drawing circles in the dirt.

"Where did the corner come out from? If it's from a jutsu, I have GOT to learn it. Kami knows how much I need a corner and a wall to beat my head in. If only I didn't have to deal with the dreaded paperwork…"

Yukinaru snapped out of her thoughts. "Anyway, let's go in. We can't make Tsunade wait any more."

"Yosh! Let's go meet Baa-chan!"

Placing his hand in the middle of the seal on the doors, he channelled a little chakra to his hand. The seal glowed, pulsating gently before a resounding click echoed off into the forest. Pushing the doors open, the group strode in, taking in the room.

They were in the arena used for the preliminaries in the Sand-Sound Invasion Exams, and standing in the middle it was none other than Senju Tsunade, Fifth Hokage.

"Hey there Tsunade-baa-chan!"

"Gaki. I see you have Sakura, Kakashi and Yukinaru with you."

"Yep! So, baa-chan, how are we gonna do this? I mean, genjutsus can be dispelled with pain and fluctuations in your chakra, right?"

"Wow, Naru-chan, you actually sounded smart in that sentence!"

"Shut it, nee-chan! I did say I was smarter, didn't I?"

"Hai, hai."

"Why, you…"

"Stop it, both of you. And to answer your question, Naruto, I think you already know."

"We're using my new seal, right?"

"Exactly."

"Maa, pardon me Tsunade-sama, but what does this seal do exactly?"

"A very good question Kakashi. It's a seal that will hold a genjutsus up for as long as the user wants. Obviously, the genjutsu will sap the caster's chakra, but the seal will transfer that chakra usage to the person who the seal is applied on. In other words, it will make Naruto look different for as long as he wants. To undo the genjutsu, all he has to do is to apply chakra to the seal. Same with reapplying it. Think of it as a sort of preset seal, like an explosive tag, just reusable. It was developed by Naruto himself, so if anything goes wrong, the only person at risk is Naruto, which is perfectly fine with me."

"Yea- BAA-CHAN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOU! Don't you care about me at all! I feel so hated…" The blond mumbled, tears leaking comically down his cheeks, with snot dripping out of his nose.

"Sakura-chan, help me! Baa-chan doesn't like me anymore! Then that's it! I don't like her anymore either! The old hag can go bankrupt for all I care!" He stumbled towards Sakura, be for abruptly spinning around to point an accusing finger at Tsunade, his face magically clean of any sign that he had been sobbing.

"WHY YOU BRAT- No. Gotta stay calm. Must not kill. Breathe." She took a few deep breaths before continuing her explanation.

"So Naruto if you can start drawing the seal, Sakura, Kakashi, Yukinaru and I will discuss what you're appearance will look like."

"Ossu!"

"So, what should he look like?"

"Well, we should try to make him not too inconspicuous but not stand out too much."

"I agree with Yuki-san, shishio."

"Mmm, maybe black hair brown eyes but slightly unique clothes gear and facial features?"

"Good idea, Kakashi. I was thinking of maybe a scar on his face?"

"Maybe we could make him ugly…"

"Yeah, that sounds good. We can do that as a retaliation to all the paperwork- I mean, trouble he's caused us."

"I've got it! Pig-like nose and swollen and grossly disproportioned lips!"

"… You are devious, you know that Yuki?"

"Aw, thanks Kakashi, I love myself too."

"Yeah, like I said, devious. Not to mention evil. And cunning. And derogative. And loud. And-"

"If you want to keep your face intact, I suggest you shut up Kakashi."

"Shutting up now."

"Good."

"Okay, now that the two of you have stopped your lovers' spat, let's be serious. Sakura, any ideas?"

"Well, shishio, I was thinking that we could…."

While this was happening, Naruto was carefully drawing out the seal on a piece of sealing paper. Somehow, he had magically produced a hairclip and had clipped his bangs back, and had gotten ink splotches over his face and hands. (think of Okumura Rin from Ao no Exorcist when his hair is clipped back)

"Hmm, one more stroke here to stabilise the ocular matrix, and a four-pointed seal to preserve and control intake and discharge of chakra for the genjutsu, and a half-circle surrounding that…" he mumbled.

Back to where the others were, they had finished deciding what Naruto's genjutsu would look like. Turning around, they face Naruto only to stop abruptly.

He looked like he had gone through a cyclone of ink.

His hair was almost completely black.

It was still clipped up.

His jumpsuit was miraculously clean.

His face was 70% covered in splotches of ink.

At his feet lay a tiny piece of paper, no larger than your average explosive seal, while the ground surrounding him in a 5 metre diameter was almost completely covered in ink. The seal was miraculously clean and perfect.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Naruto… I'm almost afraid to ask what happened."

"What happened?" Naruto paused to look at the surrounding environment. "Oh this! Well, I think that might have happened while I was making the seal. I think…" He laughed sheepishly, scratching the back of his head with his right hand.

"You think, huh, you think. You know what? Let me tell you a secret, kozo. Come're."

Naruto leant in so that his ear was next to Yuki's mouth.

"Naruto…"She started.

"YOU VIRTUALLY CANNOT CREATE AN AREA FIVE METRES IN DIAMETER COVERED IN INK FROM MAKING A SEAL THAT IS BARELY FIVE INCHES LONG! GOT IT?" she screamed in his ear.

"ARGH!" Naruto jerked, flying into the air for at least 7 feet before landing on his ass. "Damn you Yuki-nee, you don't have to scream in my ear." he muttered, sticking his pinkie in his ear to clean it out.

"Sure, sure, whatever floats ya boat."

"Back to business Naruto. We've decided what you're going to look like, but come to think of it, we might as well dye your hair using sealing ink. You've pretty much done the job for us, but we'll probably still have to work it into your roots. As for your eyes, either part of the genjutsu or contacts. However I think that contact lenses may alter your vision, so we'll put that into the genjutsu. Your wardrobe is going to be completely changed, and the whisker marks on your face will be hidden by the genjutsu, which at this point, will most likely be a henge of sorts. The seal will prevent it from being dispelled, so there's no need to worry about it being dispelled, even if you get knocked unconscious. We've already picked out your wardrobe, all we need is for you to change a few details with the henge such as height, your eyebrows, and your body's build slightly, and we'll take care of the rest. Get to work gaki."

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I'm sorry for ending it there, I know I said that the genjutsu would be done here, but it was too complicated making up an actual genjutsu for him to use.

Well, that, and I was lazy. Like really lazy. Not much to say cos I wanna sleep right now, so R&R! Feel free to send me a PM and inform me of any grammar and/or spelling mistakes. This is all self-beta'd, so I'd like a beta. Anyone?

Baiii… and again, sorry for the late update. School was a bitch.