Hey guys, this might end up being the only chapter that's 'chapter length' but don't count on it. I was bored and decided to write out something in length instead of something less than 400 words. I tried to stay with the episode as much as possible so forgive me for mistakes; some of the dialog is directly from the episode (I even played it back to make sure I got it right).
Hope you enjoy!
Jaqulin stood in the corner while Jack stared through a telescope looking for something that Wuya said to look for. Boredom clearly displayed on both human faces. Fed up with nothing to do, she decided to find out what her cousin was supposed to look for.
"So what cha staring at, Jack?" she asked as she leaned on his chair.
"The Heylin Comet, apparently, though Wuya still hasn't told me why yet," he replied, adjusting the scope in the process.
"Sit tight and I'll go find the octopus ghost and find out." Fortunately, said ghost was flying into the room right as she turned to leave. "Ah, never mind."
Hours later, after Jack had fallen asleep on the control module for the laser he sat at, Jaqulin had finally managed to doze off right as Wuya floated down from the top of the machine.
"It is time to test the willpower of the Xiaolin Monks and put my evil plan into action," the incorporeal hag proclaimed as she descended to the humans' level. Jaqulin gazed sleepily up at the Heylin witch.
"Wuya?" she yawned, "what's going on?"
"It is time for something evil to begin," she told the redheaded female. She then floated over to the male snoring in his sleep, "Jack, fire the laser….Jack!" The ghost and girl watched, one in impatience and the other in sleep-clogged amusement, as the evil boy genius opened his eyes. When he screamed, the half-asleep girl giggled groggily; she actually laughed when he retorted.
"Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!"
The Heylin witch didn't seem to care when she told him to "just shut up and fire the laser." Jaqulin fell asleep before the green beam hit the comet and she missed part of it raining down to Earth.
Two days later, Jack and Wuya left to do some recon at the Xiaolin Temple with the promise that they were going to let her know what happened. When they returned, they told her vaguely what had happened and summed up what the plan was. A bit out of the loop, she went to bed for some much needed rest.
Less than twelve hours later she found herself cramped behind the only seat in Jack's giant drill on wheels while carefully holding the Glove of Jisaku in one of her pockets. When they surfaced and the evil boy genius turned the vehicle almost completely around, Wuya flew out of the compartment to let Raimundo, whatever state he was in at the moment, know that they had a "present" for him.
Present my a-
"Give it to him Jaqulin," the Heylin ghost commanded. As the girl got up from her uncomfortable position, legs and back popping as she did so, Jack asked the question that was burning on both of their minds.
"We're just going to give Raimundo the Glove of Jisaku?" he asked.
"No fight, no deposit, nothing?" Jaqulin muttered.
"That's exactly what we're going to do," Wuya said as she flew close to Jaqulin, "now do it."
"I don't get it," Jack said as both of them jumped out of the drill, one landing on his stomach and the other on her butt.
"Super evil boy genius, huh?" came a sarcastically monotonous tone from above both of them. As Jack turned around to argue with Wuya, the girl stood up to pull the Wu out of her pocket. As her hand reached to grab the Wu, she made eye contact with the poor kid and the word slipped from her mouth.
"Woah…" The sight of the Xiaolin Dragon of the wind caused her to pause momentarily. Only when the Glove of Jisaku in her pocket shifted on its own did she quickly pull it out and drop it on the ground. The identical humans backed away quickly as Raimundo literally argued with the Shen Gong Wu already attached to his body. When his hand entered the glove and the transformation to his normal arm took place, Jack and Jaqulin both felt queasy; Jaqulin figured she'd have nightmares about this later.
Suddenly the Xiaolin Monks appeared and just as quickly flew away with Raimundo back to the temple. Jack stood dumbstruck for a moment before starting up another 'conversation' with Wuya. Jaqulin proceeded to climb back up and make her as comfortable as possible.
"Way to go, you lost the Glove of Jisaku. I knew it! The plan was stupid, had no chance and-"
"It went exactly as intended," the Heylin witch said as she flew up to hover in the cockpit.
"Oh, that's what I thought…" Jack muttered bemused as he too climbed into the cockpit of the digger.
Not twenty minutes after the three evildoers got home Jack and his cousin, since there weren't any functioning Jack-bots, frantically gathered all of the remaining Shen Gong Wu that was stashed in the house. Deep in the pit of her stomach, the redheaded girl knew what she was doing was wrong. But she made a promise to Jack and when Spicers made promises they kept them. A crash outside signaled that Raimundo, or what was left of him, had landed outside.
"Hey Jack…"
"Yeah…?"
"…Never mind…" she muttered quietly as she put the last Wu in a large pot. When the two of them got said pot outside, Jaqulin's eyes bugged out and she nearly dropped the pot.
"Holy sh-"
"Hurry you two!"
The pot was dropped in the front lawn. Jack chose to stand close to what used to be the Xiaolin Dragon of Wind while his female 'twin' chose to stay the heck away from both of them and headed to the kitchen after telling them to have fun with their new toy and that she was "getting out of dodge." She didn't expect to find herself standing in the middle of a Xiaolin Showdown.
"GONG-YI TENPAI!"
As she sat on the sands of Hawaii not too far from the dragon, she couldn't help but mutter, "Not again…"
One other thing she didn't expect out of the day: dodging falling Shen Gong Wu. At one point, she even had to knock the Orb of Tornami out of its trajectory to Dojo's head since she saw what the Fist of Tebigong did the first time; the dragon didn't notice since he had his eyes closed and thankfully Jack wasn't paying attention. Suddenly, the showdown was over with the Xiaolin Monks as the victors. Jaqulin found herself back in the kitchen with her half-made sandwich sitting on the counter. After she finished making her sandwich and sat at the table, she couldn't fight the small smile forming on her face.
Okay, here's 'chapter' 11 out based on the Episode "The Last Temptation of Raimundo" from Season 2. Hope you enjoyed. Review!
