Scene opens with the 12th doctor in the Tardis fooling around with the controls
12th doctor: okay honey let's just get Clara from her boring life as a teacher and then we can go anywhere in time in space you want it's your choice you always know where to go I love you (river appears behind his back but the doctor doesn't notice) coal hill school 2015 oh we are already here… oh I love you so much you sexy sexy box
River: hello sweetie, are you cheating with me with your time machine
12th doctor: River…I thought are timelines had caught up shouldn't you be dead I haven't seen or heard from you in over 1000 years
River: I had my reasons
12th doctor: so what bring you here?
River: do I have to have a reason to see my husband?
12th doctor: (looks at her sarcastically I haven't seen you for over 1000 years and suddenly you just show up I'm like 2000 years old I wasn't born yesterday, well technically since my home planets frozen I time I was born yesterday and today and tomorrow but that's not the point the point is why are you here river?
River: I was sent to you by my parents
12th Doctor: but Rory and Amy are dead they were taken by angels
River: you see that is the thing they were taken even further in the past and we already saved them as they told us that future us saved past them so unless you want another paradox
12th doctor: Fine I'm coming let me just get Clara first
River there isn't anytime
12th doctor: what do you mean we are in a time machine we have all the time in the world
River: fine just don't keep me waiting
12th doctor: don't worry I'll brb that's what the cool kids say in the 21st century (river rolls her eyes) i'll just go
The doctor exists Tardis and finds himself in a public restroom
Clara walks in
Clara: doctor what are you doing in the woman's restroom
Doctor: what are you doing here?
Clara: I had to use the loo
Doctor: Just get inside
Clara walks inside the Tardis