Doctor: ok river while Clara is changing into appropriate attire I'm going to become human so I'm going to from a psychic link with you and show you everything you need to know (head-butt's her) okay done now let's just bring her to 20 weeks or so before volcano day (hits buttons) okay now let's get going (gets out machine)
River: I love you sweetie
Doctor: now push the big red friendly button
River: that one is for ketchup
Doctor: why did I design it like that I seem to always get them mixed up just press the button that will make me human (River hits button and doctor starts to scream)
River: good luck
Doctor 12: (continues to scream and then calms down) where am I? It is so mysteries, I must be dreaming right now.
River: Yes you are this is only a dream; now let's get you into a house follow me
Doctor: okay
River (walks outside the Tardis and sees an elaborate mansion) now that's a home (walks up to door and knocks on door)
Man: hello who are you?
River: (reaches in to doctor's pocket and grabs psychic paper) hello I'm here by request of the emperor, he demands for you to leave you house immediately as he has a job for you in Rome
Man: well that seems legit let me just get my wife over here, and pack and I will be on my way and out of here by sundown
River: thank you for your cooperation also my husband here is well sort of drunk right now, do you mind if he rests here while you pack
Man: no not at all I will show him to my guest room right away
River: Okay I'll be right back Sweetie just lie down in this house. I'm just going to get Clara (river walks over to were the Tardis was parked) that odd it's not here I could have sworn you parked it here and come to think of it this doesn't even smell like 79 no something's not right because this smells more like 59…. please don't tell me the doctor messed up the date wait a second what if the tardis wanted us to come early…guess I'll just have to be a Roman for a while. 20 years is nothing I've figured out how to avoid ageing centuries ago.