An: merry christmas every1! I love u guis so sos oooo much! in the last chaprte Karkat is preggers
the next day John and Karkar went to skool together and then they sat next to each other in math class and then dave was also there.
"hey john sorry about kissin your bf the other day no ahtrd fellings?"
john couldnt believe that dave ebven had the FUCKIN NuRVE to talk to him
"YES HARD FEELING DAVIE ELIZABETH SRTUDLE, YOU MADE MY BF PREGGERS"
":0" said dave
"MY FEELINGS ARE ROCK SOLID" you FUCKING yell
dave gets up and sits somewere else and yojohns bf busts into tears
you contort him and put your hand on his back, "its going to be okay you say"
math class happened
after class yjohn hold s karkat s hand and they walk home to karkats house
"I am pregnant john adn we have to make plans 4 hte baby" karkat says in a worrisome vioce
"well Im the dad so i guess i ned to get joob…" you say lookking down
karkat pats ur back and he sighs lowd and looks at his womb "what shud we name the baby"
john thinks "if its a girl we'll name it jesica and if it is a boy lets anme it neight"
kakrkat was happy w/ this cause 6 letter names are like the troll thing
"what kind of blodd u think baby will have?" karkat ask cause troll culture is about wat colour the blodd is
"probably like pink cause ur blodd is gray and my blodd is red like NORMAL PERSON"
john yelld cause all human blod is red we are all the same on the insine UwU
okay right so um sorry anyway john said its prolly like a dark pinkish
"if our bb will be a fuscchia bloood I will be so happy john ist will be the king/queen of trolls then" said kakrkakt
"thatd be sweet" said john
then they nboth went to sleep and the next day
they woke up
6 months l8r.:
karkat is now very fat cause he has a bb insine of himslef
they went to the doctor to get an x ray to see if the bb is boy or girl so they go to the doctor s office
the docotr walks in
"good evening gentlemens, can I help you"
"GWEEE I SURE HOPE SO" says john (he is practicing for being a dad)
the doctor rolls his eyes "so xray right?" he gets his equoiptment ready
"yes" you both reply
they xray karkats baby and then it is a small baby boy with nub horns like karkat, its also wearing shades like b=dave and it made john mad because this is his bb and not daves