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in da last chapter there was a supersound and the baby was reveal
John asked "so is ist a sun or a daugter?"
tthe doctor say "it a gurl!"
john hold karkat's harnd
Karkats hand: *is hold*
"i camt beliece that we are having a faughter karkat 3 3 3" john says as he jumps up in down in excitment
karkat is also happy "do you know the bloog colour of my babe
the doctor looked at his charts and said "i't shard to tell idk maybe red tho cause john is a humna and usually human torll babys have red blodd"
karkat was sad at this because HE HATED red blod
in troll culture having red blodd is like being ugly in this culture of humans, everyone hates you and also no one lets you join the raindeer games, troll rudolf just had glowy red blood
man that;d be cool
glowy blood, could you imagine tho. you're facing your worst enemy and you're james bond and your anime shoots you and then its only your arm its not fetale and then your glowy bloog is like so bright it BLINDS him and you get away
man that'd be rad
okay so anyway karkat drove karkat home and when they got home john shaved and sat in the dining table and read the nice paper and he wore a white fedora like a REAL father
karkat sighed lodly
"what rong babe?" asked john curoiust
"its just… i dont want our baby to have red blood is all
:( " said john
"I HAVE red BLODD " said john
"hye but this will be a trolllb abby and trolls will make fun of her that she ahs red blodd"
karkat cried
"john couldn't undertstand but whatever she'll be half human, the humans will admire her for looking cool" yuo said
karkat looked down "yeah but they'sll also make fun of her cause her real dad isnt her taking care of her father" she said
john was mad cause he is the father no matter what anyone said cause he will raise the babu
"fuck the AHUT UP karkat i will raise the baby AND TAKE RESPONSORIAL unliske DAVE STRIDER" john HATE dave so much even tho secretly he though dave was so hottttttt
the next day after the argument they went to school
john was in science class, karkat was in a dif. class currently and dave was sitting next to john but not because he wanted to, there was ASSIGNED SEATING
dave was staring at john cause he thought john was really hot but john cudent tell cause he was whereing son glasses
the teacher was at the front of the cass
"WE ARE now haveing a group project but i decied hoo ur lab fartners will be" she said
"john and dave will work together" she said with a straight face even tho on the insine JohnDAve was her otp 5ever
"ugh" john grunted
dave said "cool we can meet up at my house later to talk about the assignment is 5 okay? I;ll pick you up"
dave sadu
okay" you replies
john felt that this was wrong but he was secretly looking forward for this
he didnt tell karkat that dave was his lab partner tho
WAT HAPEN WITH DAVES HOUSE REVIEW AN D FIND OUT
