AN: thank you guys so much for the reviews and stuff I heart u guis soo much, like im serious

in hte last charpetJohn and dave are lab partners and yeah

okay so rn john is sitting in his room, earlier he agave dave his phone # so that fdave can call him when he need the adress to pick him up.

*john phone is ringing to the tune of holla back girl by whoever th eheck wronte that song (AN: im sorry i dont remember hwo it was, did yoou know that song is ten whole years old?)*

john picks up the phoen

"moshimoshi John desu" he says into the speaker

"hey it's Dave, whats ur adress" he asks

"um 413 maple drive" john says

"thank" da ve hangs up and get into his bright rad convertanble, he plays a cool rap song reallly loud, hes wearing his favorite shirt all of his shirts look the same but hes wearing his fovorite one cause he wants to look good to empress john. because dave has only been secretyl kissing karkat to make john jelous, it was on puposr that in the fst chapter john saw him kissing karkat. dave actually thinks karkat is ugly. he wanted to get john s atttention by getting his bf pregnant

dave drove up to Johns house and honked to beep on his car

john walked out of his hose hith a backpak in his hand, the backback had only science hting

"hey dave" john sat into the passsenger seat and closed the doop next to him and looked into daves sunglass eyes

"only science today okay? lets just ignore all our beef with eachother for the cause of science"john confessed

"cool" dave replied a littl e dissapointed

dave drewv his SWEET automobeel to his house which wa s an apartment building, he and his bro lived at the top. Dave's bro was really hot, like a real studmuffin wow. could you imagine him without a shirt I bet he has a sexpack haha like sicpack but its SEXEH.

Dave ands his bro really like fighting with swords and theres cool anime kartanas all over the grond

"why dont we go to my room, sorry about the mess." dave said

hte apartment was scattered with smupets which are like puppetts but they have butts and squidward noses. there was also lots of DUEDLY shart weapons everywear, liek katanras and ninja stars. theres also lots of underwear and other clothes lying around it was a real PIG STY

"alright" john agress

Bro walked out of his room just then and said "WOW nice bf dave, he's really cute ;)" he said in his SEXY low vioce that sent chills down everyone whithin a 60 mile raydius's spine

john blushed "i-im his lab fartner" you said quietly

bro chuckled sexily "oh heh sorry, so what kinda sciences are you doing for school, maybe i can help ;)"

dave didnt want his bro to STEAL THE FUCKING LYMELIGHT fro john and gave hima mean look

"alright ill leave you kids alone" he said smoothyl (an: i really like bro)

okay so john and dave went into daves room adn dave closed and locked the door behind then

"y did u do that david?" asked john curiousky

"i dont want my bro inturrupting us, he always loves to walk in on me and friends dong stuff" (secretly acutaully hw didnt want bro to steel john wawy from him p_0

(an: i really wish vegans would stop trying to tell me what I can and cant eat, like wow no one cares. Ill eat what I please and you eat what you like. also y dont they drink milk. milking a cow doesn hurt them. if they found natuarak occuring cows would they milk them? or is that crewl? in taht case are babys evil for forcing their moms to feed them boob milk? w/e vegans are weerd)

"Alright Dave well lets get starrts" john said he promised himself he wouldnt let himself get destracted by daves HOT SELF

davea and john did science work for like 1 housr and a half.

"well we should take a break, what do you think Johnjamin?" Dave used johns full name to ADD SEXUAL TENSHUN

"only my father is alowed to call me that Daverie" john said squijnting his eyes in REPRESSED RAGE

dave rolls his eyes, both john and dave were sitting on daves bed and dave had a clipboard with the science work on a paper on teh clipbord

dave sets asine the clipbord and he faces john adn john blushes, dave leans in close to johna dn john goes with it because of his secret crush and THEY KISSS REALLY NICE OMG

JOHN CHEATED ON KARKAT! NOW WHAT? review and FIND THE FUCK OUT