okay so in the last chapter dave and john KISSED omh

okay so uh dave and john are now sitting on the bet and john says "shit fuck

";)" said dave

" no I am a father and I have a wife and I cannot be doing this" sais john

"dude ur like 13 and its not REALLY your child so wtf just kiss me again you can dump karkat who catres" dave argues

"SHIT THE FUCK UP" john YELLS AT THE TOP OF LUNG and he punches dave square in the glases and daves eyeglasses fly across the broom and hit the wall and break into a million peaces

daves eyes were left defencless (an: john didnt no that daves eys were red be4 this okay?)

dave covered his eyes with his hands so john couldnt see what a MOSTER he was

john sees dave is covering the eye and says "are yo hiding becase ur crying because YOU SHUD BE FUCK U, I KNOW i saud i would put aside our beef for SCIENCE but WERE on a BREAK so i want you to know i HATE you for making my WIE pregneant but my child will not have to know they'r real father is such a FUCKASS nad they will have the BEST POSSIBLE FATHERLY FIGURE, and they will be MY CHILD

dave angered loudly "YOU CANT HIDE THE TRUTH AND WHAT KIND OF ADOPTED FATHER CHEATS ON THE MOTHER WITH THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER HUHUHUHUH?

john glares at dave "YOUR NOT CRYING? why are you HIDNING UR EYES HUH?"

john slaps dave also cause hes so mad and thats how MANYL MEN show they're emotions THROUGH VIOLINS

during the slap hitting daves face his hands unattached from his face and daves red eyes were revealed

"oh no ;(" daev said in defeat

john saw his eyes and he gasped louder than most people gasp and bro was walking nearbye and saidd "remember to wear protecshun heeheehee ;)" dave yelled "FUCK OFF"

john said "wtf u have scurry demon eyes if my daughter ends up having those eyes I will be so embarresd"

dave cryed "im sorry john, that i never told you"

john patted daves back

"its so hard being a ridiculous mutant with my candy red eyes, no one will ever except me into societly if you tell them john, please never tell a soul" dave said sexily as he started to sob

"dave i will promisss to never tell anyone i swear" then john looked at the watch "oh golly look at the time, i have to go home," john kissed dave and then left the room to leave

"dont I at least get a hug b4 u leave johnjamin?" Bro asks

"m-m-m-m-m-mr. strider….sama" john blushed dark red like a anime

"daiski john-chan, watashi really hope that I at least get a hug :33" bro says to the smalll shota boy

"o-okay" john says blushing, this was just like one of his yaoi rmoance mangas

they hugged

John then went back to his humble aboob and karkat was waiting at the door, he was really fat now because he is like 7 month pregnent

"I am home babe" john said, his voicde had less love because now he was realised he was in love with strider

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