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okay so John just gotted home from davelins house/apaprtment and now john is siitng at the kichen table readin the papr
"baby johnny boy whasts wrong u seem to be bummed?" karat worries as a motherly mother always do
"well darlin im just havin a midlife crisis i guess"
"was the study session not too good?" they ask
"idk w.e" replies the father
"who is ur lad fartner anyway?"
john new he had to think of a lie quik to make sure the bae doesnt get suspish
"his name is… george" he say
"george what?"a sks karkat vontso
"george…" john looks around the table real quick
"george… glass" he stutters out
"that's funny I'v never herd of a george glass at our skü-" karkat was cut off by the death of that meme
"well I'll taje ur word for it" kirkat says
"ANYWAY, I went to the hospital today to see wen the baby will happen" karakt says bringing up conversation
john sweat nervusly, he didnt fell like he was redy for a child, tho he dos his best to be a good father
"and?" he growled quietly
"they say shell be comin out next month around the 20-25th"she says
"it's gonna be joly so sh's either gonna be a cancer or a leo them"
karkat was so exited "I hope shes gonna be a cancer like me, cancers are emotional but elos are outgoing and strong but also romantics
john sighed loudl cause the horoscopes dONT EVEN MATTER john hates GIRLY THING like that
"w/e" john said YERNING FOR DAVES HOT BOD
"are u okay babe, are u nervus about the baby?" karkor askes his lover
"yeh, that must be it, i think im gonna go to bed early tonight bae" john admits
"k" kark replies
that eveing after ht e pregnant man as fallen aslumper
dave is under johns window and he throws a rock at the window to wake john up
john wakes up and goes to the window "yes hello, he looks down
":o dave dave wherefor art thou dave
deny thy karkat and refuse thy name
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my gay lover
And I'll no longer be a vantas (johnathan wehn they geet married hell take vantas the name he and korkal agreed)
dave looked up at the gorgyus john and says
Jhonnny take my hand
'Cause we are more than friends
I will follow you until the end
Jhonny take my hand
I cannot pretend
Why I never like your new wives
(that is actually from jenny by studio killers real good song i dont own the lyrics)
"wow dave i really love you" john says
"then leave karkat and run away with me john" said dave
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