AN: sorry I didnt update this sooner I wanted to write this yesturday but i was really sick and sad so w/e thank 4 da revews
john looked don at dave who had jus sang a rly nice song 4 him
"wow dave do you really feel that strongly?/?/?
"hes john, i will love you 5ever, pls run awa wif me and we can be happy nad karlos with never have to get in owr way eva again :33" fave replys cooly
"ily dave but im a father to be I canot do this to my daughter :("
john showed dave his grong coolekshun or shaving cream and fedoras to show him what an exelent father he is
"JOhn you ARE making this HARDER than it needs TO be" dave subborned
"dave if u cannot respect the fact that I am a devotted father than i cannot love you :(" john yolls
"fine maybe after the baby is born we can kidnap it but i donut want you being around kirkit anymore 6_6 dave says"
"okat, john says reluktantly "i guess so" john looks back at his sleeping wife "i dont know dave"
"just do it ™ " dave says quoting one of his favrtie brands logos
"alright dave ill do it" john says he jumps out the window and dave and john run to the forsth away from karkat who was unnaware of the shituation at hanf
a few months in the furute but not many
karkat has given birth and the baby is at home h=with him
karkat sighs loudly "if only john was here, or dave. *sighs and purrs cutely* I wish tha babu hada real father figure :'(
the baby said "I also wish I had a father"
karkat cryes "her first words"
meanwhile at the johndave house
"I think the baby is afoof dave" ssaid john
"so?" asks dave, he is in his office writing a rap
"we must go get her, I will be sucha good father dave" john says looking down at teh white fedora in his hand and the buubles blowing pipe he has (john is 14 so HE CANNOT SMOKE, SMOKING IS EVUL :(((((((]
'ugh w/e" says dave as he closes his labtop"
john and dave go to karkles es house and he is sleeping because it is night time
they go to the crib of the babu
the baby has pink eyes like roxas lalonde who is the best chrarcter in all of homestuck and is not selfish or boy crazy and if you think she is than please ley down on a couch and think about all the things you've ever said to people you value and relish in your disappointment you feel in yourself.
also teh baby has little stump horns that are even smaller than karkat,s the baby has gerey skin adn it smeels nice, it also has shades just like dave so you couldnt see its eyes.
john crying "wow she is so nice"
dave looked at the babu and said "cool"
the john wraaped the baby in a blanket nad grabbed it and ran back into the forest weardave and he lived
FINDOUT what will happne if you leve a reveiw btw i luv u guys and im sorry to anyone who feel like this ship isnt that good but w/e my story not yours but please keep rewievin H