HEY EVERYONE I am SO sorry, like super gomen for not upd8ing alots been gong on in my life and stuff, but Im back and everyting, TANK you SO much for the reviows, I love all of you so much and like if I could I'd hug all of you with my hands
oky so like john and karkat are now at home and it is morning time and they just woke up
"JOHN holy fukin sht I think m water jus br8!"karkat PROCLAIMED in a shrill yell
"OH MY GOG" john quick called the ambulence and they drove to the hospitl so that th e doctors can EXTRACT THE babu
they are at the hospitle
john quickly called up all of their friends so they can witness the MIRACLE of lyf
"I AM BIRTHING" karkat yelled
john, jane, jake, jade,roxy, and all the other trolls are there and gamzee brought her hot GF Abigel who is a blue blooded trol with a relly nice figur (shes m y OC) they all came to support karkat with his birth of a baby
john is so exited to FINALLY be a father he is so ready, he is wearing his father hat (the whit fedorka) and he is wearing a nice suit and tie, karkat is in pain bbecause a baby is coming out of him
the doctor tells everyone to stand bakc so karkart can get better at baby birth
sudden he pulls out the girl baby
h holds it up like that monkey dude in the loin king
"it a GIRL" the doctor annunciates
"WE ALready KNEW THAT it woul girl" roxy says sassily
the doctor doesnt care
everyone cheers and karkat holds the babu close to it, the baby has shades like dave and blondish black hair and tiny horns but it looks like a baby and not a grob like troll babys cause that'd be gross.
john crys a tear onto the ground
everyone is touched by the amazing nature of the evnet
gamzer hugs his arm arond abigels waste and he kisses her and says "maybs we shud hav a baby, btw will u marry me honk hoynk"gamsee
"OMGOG YES I LUV U SO MUCH GAMZEE XDXDXDXDXD MY FEELS" abigel is cryong of how happy she is I love her so much
okay so yeah
um the baby
John says "whot should we name her/?"
"I think maybe uh… karkat pnders
ALL OF A SUDDENLY INTO THE WINTOW FLYS IN none oteer then DAVE STRIDER
"THATS MY BABY, i PUT MY DICK IN KARKAT TO MAKE IT" HE SHOUTS
everyone gasps
"I was a little suspicious of this since because the shades but I didnt think karkat would cheat on her husband like that, what a baneful, sinner" jane said out loud and everyone judged karkat SO HARD
karkat started crying and john had to protect his wifes honor
"HOW DAR EYOU MAKE MY WIFE FEEL THIS WAY ON HER SPECAIL DAY YOU DISHONORABLE GARBGE HEAP" john vociferated
"FUK OFF, KARAKT CHEATED ON YOU AND YOU NEED TO REMEMBER WHAT A SHITTY WIFE SHE IS AND MARRY ME INSTEAD AND ALSO SINCE IT IS MY BABY I SHOULD GET TO NAME IT" dave ululated in reply
John couldnt stand it any moredave think s he can walts in here and dishonor HIS wife, and claim to get to NAME the baby on TODAY the DAY of his daughters BIRTH
john klenched his fist and walked towards dave and said "get out or else I'm gonna womp you, dickass"
dave jrabbed johns collor and says "if you do that I'll tell karkat about that time when we did science at my house" dave raised his eyebrow and did a smirk on his face
JOHN was mad and he didnt know what to do
"WHY what happened at dave's house, science?" karkat asked questioningly
"NOTHING BAE" john wailed
it was tense
all of jonh s friends left the room cause they felt like they were butting into something personal except roxy stayed cause she was into this kinda drama
karkats abby started crying because it didnt want it's two fathers, one the fatherly figure and the other its biological father to fight.
karkat also started crying, they couldn't take the stress of all the fighting because of their baby
john looked at karkat adn then at dave and didnt knwo what to do
HE did the only thng he coudl think of, he GRABBED THE BABY FROM KARKAT S HAND AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND RAN AWAY he ran to the hills
the baby in his arns he decides her name will be Sakura
the babys eyes here grey like all children trolls eyes so joh didnt know what color her blod was but john had a feeling itwas royal pink blood because the bees flew around the abby when he took it outseid and bees can natually sense royallty.
so the babby wass named after her royal pink sakura petal coloured blod. jonh rN away from his problams and karkat and dave were still in the hospital todagether in one room ;)
thank for reading I will update if you give mes good reviews more i love you guys thank
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